Will you people keep the noise down? Some of us are trying to sleep?

[shereads]

Shanglan, this means you. Don't make me come over there.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'll try, oh Yoga Mistress, but it's awfully difficult to tiptoe with the only shoes that fit me.

 

[shereads]

I'll try, oh Yoga Mistress, but it's awfully difficult to tiptoe with the only shoes that fit me.

You threw a shoe over by the buffet, big fella.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Good Morning Sher. I'm glad to see you are Ok. I saw Denis came ashore.

*HUGS*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Yes, that drumming on your roof is a large ill-mannered lout named Dennis and not YHN.

Shanglan

 

[shereads]

Good Morning Sher. I'm glad to see you are Ok. I saw Denis came ashore.

*HUGS*

It was a dark and stormy night, Colly, but Miami only got some tropical-storm-force outer bands. It sounded pretty scary, night before last. But when daylight finally arrived, the yard was littered with small tree limbs and not the flying cars and rebar I'd been imagining all night.

Hey, free pruning!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hey, free pruning!

I could use some of that. This year is the first time I have ever needed to prune tomato bushes. I put them into the ground in the last week of February and the largest now had three hefty forks that have grown up the top of the tomato cage, down to earth again, and back up the next cage. If they were standing upright they'd be a good seven feet high. I'd never really realized before that tomato cages might be there for the good of all mankind.

 

[shereads]

"Perhaps tomato cages are here for the good of all mankind."

~ BlackShanglan, early 21st century philosopher and pornographer

 

[Colleen Thomas]

It was a dark and stormy night, Colly, but Miami only got some tropical-storm-force outer bands. It sounded pretty scary, night before last. But when daylight finally arrived, the yard was littered with small tree limbs and not the flying cars and rebar I'd been imagining all night.

Hey, free pruning!

Good to know sher. It's ahelpless feeling when one is coming in and you have freinds who might be in danger

*HUGS*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I could use some of that. This year is the first time I have ever needed to prune tomato bushes. I put them into the ground in the last week of February and the largest now had three hefty forks that have grown up the top of the tomato cage, down to earth again, and back up the next cage. If they were standing upright they'd be a good seven feet high. I'd never really realized before that tomato cages might be there for the good of all mankind.

three hefty forks? should be one only. you get better yield... but you never listen to me

 

[Guest]

three hefty forks? should be one only. you get better yield... but you never listen to me

Did you say you prefer to yield?

 

[Kassiana]

Yeah. Right. You aren't trying to sleep at all. If you were, there'd be no question mark at the end of that sentence.

I'd buy that you were trying to "sleep," though.

 

[BlackShanglan]

three hefty forks? should be one only. you get better yield... but you never listen to me

I listen to you, dear one. I just tragically didn't think to seek your advice until it was too late. Trust me, next year will be quite different.

Shanglan