Will you marry me?

[Lorelei_11]

O.k... lets not get all crazy about it. We'll need to date a long time.

A long time.

To make sure we're compatable. I mean thats sensible.

I don't have a well planned out list of things I'm looking for. Nor do I have a well planned out description of myself.

I was thinking, I could do a basic start, and then we could talk about it more here in this thread.

I'm looking for a big hearted, down to earth, average looking guy. I'm not dominant in the bedroom, or outside of it. So, I like a traditional kind of guy, he's the dominant one. I'm no pushover though. I need to respect the guy I'm with. He needs to take me into consideration and wish me to be happy. Then, he can definately wear the pants in the family.

I'm traditional, I'm not into casual sex. I'm also very open minded sexually and otherwise. I'm 45 years old. I'm cute and sweet, loving, passionate, easy going, down to earth. I'm creative, I write poetry and songs. I have a good sense of humour, a loving nature, and a sparkle in my eyes. I'm full figured, could be considered light plumper in bbw. I love my cloths and wear nice semi casual can go anywhere cloths most of the time. I'm romantic, yet very logical, reasonable and sensible.

 

[fuzzy guy]

Cute title.









FG

 

[IrezumiKiss]

If you don't mind my having lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of erotica and porn in my personal space...plus going out to see movies instead of renting them, a library predominantly consisting of kooky Japanese manga and eating Asian/seafood-based meals almost every day...sure, I'd marry you!

Did I mention I have a lot of porn?

 

[Lorelei_11]

Cute title.











FG

Yeah, there's another guy here, with the exact same title, "Will you marry me?"

I thought I'd give it a shot.

 

[fuzzy guy]

Yeah, there's another guy here, with the exact same title, "Will you marry me?"

I thought I'd give it a shot.

Yeah, I noticed his thread...copycat.



FG

 

[Lorelei_11]

If you don't mind my having lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of erotica and porn in my personal space...plus going out to see movies instead of renting them, a library predominantly consisting of kooky Japanese manga and eating Asian/seafood-based meals almost every day...sure, I'd marry you!

Did I mention I have a lot of porn?

The porn is fine. I have some of my own. Just as long as its not the only way you want to have sex with me.... every time, with porn on. You know?

I like to go out, but I love staying in and renting movies much much more often. Its so much more comfortable and relaxing watching movies at home. So, you decide if you can handle that.

Oh oh... I don't like seafood. As much as I think people need to enjoy their own things. I like to cook. I'm a very good cook. I want to cook for the guy I'm with and would like that to be one of the things I can do to make him happy.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Yeah, I noticed his thread...copycat.



FG

Hey, why not? I might have copied the title, but I'm doing it all differently than him. I'm doing it my way.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The porn is fine. I have some of my own. Just as long as its not the only way you want to have sex with me.... every time, with porn on. You know?

I like to go out, but I love staying in and renting movies much much more often. Its so much more comfortable and relaxing watching movies at home. So, you decide if you can handle that.

Oh oh... I don't like seafood. As much as I think people need to enjoy their own things. I like to cook. I'm a very good cook. I want to cook for the guy I'm with and would like that to be one of the things I can do to make him happy.

Oh, no...I wouldn't carry the porn over into our bed unless you wanted it like that. I only get porn for reference for my art, for general smutty reading/viewing pleasure and for jerking off.

Sex would always be just me and you...until you want something else or to flip it up a notch somehow...and if so, you'd just have to say so.

I go out to movies mainly to see things that look and sound better on the big screen like popcorn stuff...also to check out limited release or indie flicks that are hard to find and that may never have a home-release market. It's also part of me wanting to stay active. I can be very very VERY lazy and super sedentary if I want to be. However, I do have a large library of subtitled foriegn films, sci-fi/fantasy blockbusters and DVD season sets of anime that I like staying put at home to watch just because the eclectic stuff I like to watch never comes out in wide release unless it's part of a festival or anthology circuit...and I can enjoy them better at my leisure when being at home.

I'm not turned off by staying in, though. If you were to entice me by wanting to curl up together on the couch or something while we watch a movie, that's a grrrreat incentive...

I could eat the seafood for both of us. That's just my dish of choice and I have dated women who were allergic to it, so delish stuff like steamed lobster tails weren't on the menu for dinner! But I'm not a picky eater, so if you like to cook, my stomach would be a grateful and willing companion!

 

[Lorelei_11]

Oh, no...I wouldn't carry the porn over into our bed unless you wanted it like that. I only get porn for reference for my art, for general smutty reading/viewing pleasure and for jerking off.

Sex would always be just me and you...until you want something else or to flip it up a notch somehow...and if so, you'd just have to say so.

I go out to movies mainly to see things that look and sound better on the big screen like popcorn stuff...also to check out limited release or indie flicks that are hard to find and that may never have a home-release market. It's also part of me wanting to stay active. I can be very very VERY lazy and super sedentary if I want to be. However, I do have a large library of subtitled foriegn films, sci-fi/fantasy blockbusters and DVD season sets of anime that I like staying put at home to watch just because the eclectic stuff I like to watch never comes out in wide release unless it's part of a festival or anthology circuit...and I can enjoy them better at my leisure when being at home.

I'm not turned off by staying in, though. If you were to entice me by wanting to curl up together on the couch or something while we watch a movie, that's a grrrreat incentive...

I could eat the seafood for both of us. That's just my dish of choice and I have dated women who were allergic to it, so delish stuff like steamed lobster tails weren't on the menu for dinner! But I'm not a picky eater, so if you like to cook, my stomach would be a grateful and willing companion!

O.k cool, you can watch it by yourself. I would like to watch porn with someone on occassion. I like variety. Just not all the time.

It would be great to curl up on the couch.

Foreign subtitled films are not for me. I don't think I'd be into Japanese anime. You did mention blockbuster movies... right, that more for me. I like variety in movies. I even like freaky ones like Lost Highway. So, how often do you watch these foreign or anime dvds. I'm thinking I'd need to be doing something of mine own. I wonder, what we'd enjoy doing with each other? How many regular movies to do you watch? or is it mostly foreign, anime stuff?

You said you eat asian/seafood almost every day. I cook things like Rigatoni, cabbage rolls, swedish meatballs, German saurbraten roast, shepards pie, spaghetti, Lasagna, Irish stew, beef stew, chicken noodle soup, Potatoe soup, Ham and scalloped potatoes,and others.

Then all the typical every day foods.

 

[CTG1963]

Yeah, there's another guy here, with the exact same title, "Will you marry me?"

I thought I'd give it a shot.

Hi Lorelei,

I suppose you'll say that using my same title is the sincerest for of flattery?

Good luck!

and to anyone who's looking for CTG's "Will you Marry me?" thread, please visit https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=517374

(my attempt at creating an HTML hotlink within my post was an utter failure -- anyone offering tips?)

CTG

 

[Lorelei_11]

Hi Lorelei,

I suppose you'll say that using my same title is the sincerest for of flattery?

Good luck!

and to anyone whose looking for CTG's "Will you Marry me?" thread, <a href="https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=517374">click here</a>.

CTG

Yes it would be. Thought it was a fun idea. I like the absurdity of it, very much. I mean, here we are, among thread after thread. Wanna fuck me in Georgia? I'm on webcam right now baby.. hard and ready! As well as lots of hey... I'd like a fuck buddy.

I mean each to their own.

Its just a marriage thread is definately out of place here.

There's something else too. Its nice to see some people post a add that looks more like a typical personal add. It would be nice to have a mix of things here.

 

[CTG1963]

Indeed. The absurdity of marriage

Maybe you and I should write a book together under that title

-CTG

 

[Lorelei_11]

Indeed. The absurdity of marriage

Maybe you and I should write a book together under that title

-CTG

It certainly absurd in a personals like this one. I imagine it has its absurdity in other ways. I believe in marriage though.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned, maybe its the romantic in me. I think its possible, for marriage to be a beautiful thing. Making both peoples lives much happier.

Hmmm..... at this point I don't see how it would be a best seller. I'm open to the idea though.

 

[Pyro Paul]

i am a romantic so in the end, of course i would marry you, though i know little about you.

but truthfully, i doubt it would work, you are 20 years my senior, and as a young buck i am more intrested in the relentless, constant, casual sex.

 

[Lorelei_11]

i am a romantic so in the end, of course i would marry you, though i know little about you.

but truthfully, i doubt it would work, you are 20 years my senior, and as a young buck i am more intrested in the relentless, constant, casual sex.

*laughing*

Yeah sure, lets just get married and worry about it later. Vegas baby! lol

Oh oh... sounds like we're not compatable. Yes, you need that at this point in your life. Go with it.

To be truthful, the fact that you're a pyromanic, and a psychopath... lets just say I don't think you're my type.

 

[CTG1963]

It certainly absurd in a personals like this one. I imagine it has its absurdity in other ways. I believe in marriage though.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned, maybe its the romantic in me. I think its possible, for marriage to be a beautiful thing. Making both peoples lives much happier.

Hmmm..... at this point I don't see how it would be a best seller. I'm open to the idea though.

Yah, I was just being silly... and also enjoyed, as you know, the absurdity of the title for Lit Personals. But hey, more power to us!

I hear the wedding bells ringin' already

CTG

 

[Lorelei_11]

Yah, I was just being silly... and also enjoyed, as you know, the absurdity of the title for Lit Personals. But hey, more power to us!

I hear the wedding bells ringin' already

CTG

Yes, more power to us, and more strawberries, and more summer nights gazing up at star filled skies.

You might be hearing wedding bells. I'm just hearing... We're soooo not compatable.

I'm having so much fun with it. Negotiating what we want and don't want. Laughing at the incompatabilities.

You see, this is my reality.. over and over and over again. Dating, and just not compatable. Now, its better to know sooner. Yet, how much dating can one person take?

 

[Pyro Paul]

*laughing*

To be truthful, the fact that you're a pyromanic, and a psychopath... lets just say I don't think you're my type.

but i have a cute fluffy 'i like penguines' undertone which people really eat up. or get freaked out at if they know my other, pyromanic psychopathic i can kill you with a 9 volt battery side.

 

[Lorelei_11]

but i have a cute fluffy 'i like penguines' undertone which people really eat up. or get freaked out at if they know my other, pyromanic psychopathic i can kill you with a 9 volt battery side.

Jeeeesus! I was hoping the psychopathic thing was only part of a video game you play.

Hmmm... fluffy undertone. I don't know if I'd eat that up or not. I sure could use some cookies and milk. lol

Now why would you want to kill me? Me.. me of all people. I'am cute and cuddly and sweet. It would be like killing a cute little bunny.

That bites hard. Really really hard if you're trying to be mean to me.

Lets just make a fire in the fireplace and chalk it up to incompatability. Like I have with everyone else on this thread.

And... I predict it will continue. People can come on in... and find out just .. how... incompatable we are. It'll be fun!

 

[Pyro Paul]

Jeeeesus! I was hoping the psychopathic thing was only part of a video game you play.

Hmmm... fluffy undertone. I don't know if I'd eat that up or not. I sure could use some cookies and milk. lol

Now why would you want to kill me? Me.. me of all people. I'am cute and cuddly and sweet. It would be like killing a cute little bunny.

That bites hard. Really really hard if you're trying to be mean to me.

Lets just make a fire in the fireplace and chalk it up to incompatability. Like I have with everyone else on this thread.

And... I predict it will continue. People can come on in... and find out just .. how... incompatable we are. It'll be fun!

nah, that isn't mean, thats just me.

actually thats how my peers think of me.
i am one of those people whom know a little too much about little things. like how you can die from a 9 volt battery. they always thought it weird that i know all these hazardous things as well as interm remadies for things like burns (honey on it for 3 minutes) so they think of me as a weird psychopath that can 'kill you with a 9 volt battery'.

Would i ever kill any one? no...
im too non-violent.

 

[Lorelei_11]

nah, that isn't mean, thats just me.

actually thats how my peers think of me.
i am one of those people whom know a little too much about little things. like how you can die from a 9 volt battery. they always thought it weird that i know all these hazardous things as well as interm remadies for things like burns (honey on it for 3 minutes) so they think of me as a weird psychopath that can 'kill you with a 9 volt battery'.

Would i ever kill any one? no...
im too non-violent.

O.k... thats cool.

Honey hey? I didn't know that. I was reading a book on Wicca, and I believe they said honey and vinegar, and you drink it. Its supposed to be really good for you.

I'm trying to do a bit around here, in between posting. Leaving for about 10 minutes then returning.

Now tell me the pyro part is cool. Tell me you just love your fireplace, and enjoy camping.

 

[Pyro Paul]

O.k... thats cool.

Honey hey? I didn't know that. I was reading a book on Wicca, and I believe they said honey and vinegar, and you drink it. Its supposed to be really good for you.

I'm trying to do a bit around here, in between posting. Leaving for about 10 minutes then returning.

Now tell me the pyro part is cool. Tell me you just love your fireplace, and enjoy camping.

Pyro...

well, i kinda am a pyromaniac, or was one when i was younger (but then again, who wasnt?)

well any ways it was developed off of playing video games. i Played a game called Team fortress Classic. TFC for short. and i always played as the Pyro Class. and well, my name is Paul. so Pyro Paul.

it kinda has stuck with me and i always use Pyro Paul as my handles in most forums, games and other things.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Pyro...

well, i kinda am a pyromaniac, or was one when i was younger (but then again, who wasnt?)

well any ways it was developed off of playing video games. i Played a game called Team fortress Classic. TFC for short. and i always played as the Pyro Class. and well, my name is Paul. so Pyro Paul.

it kinda has stuck with me and i always use Pyro Paul as my handles in most forums, games and other things.

Cool... so, our only real problem is your age and you just want a relentless amount of casual sex.

I wasn't a pyro kid.

I preferred to steal my neighbors flowers. Gawd, to this day I love them so much. I can't resist them.

 

[Lorelei_11]

C'mon in, and lets find out just how "incompatable" we are. lol

I've been having fun doing that up to now. Try it, you may find it amusing too.

 

[Bowlerpa]

hi just stopping to say hi