Will you halep me?

[Fly_On_Wall]

Will you help me?

I have a medical condition. If I don't have sex soon I will die, I only have two weeks left. Will you show pitty on me and let me live please?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

It was nice knowing you Fly. Say Hi to Grandpa for me.

 

[Summery]

I will always cherish my fond memories of you.

 

[lobito]

I have no pride.

I'll do it Fly baby.

Lo

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I will always cherish my fond memories of you.

thank you summer.
Juspar.

i'll pass on greetings to the other said

 

[Cheyenne]

Is walop you anything like halep you? Try the BDSM board.

 

[juicygirl]

Sorry, I don't know how to do a halep.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

happy ???????

I fixed it

 

[juicygirl]

I don't know how to hlep either. I mean if someone explains this maybe I could do it. I gather that they are sexual positions but what do they involve?

 

[lobito]

well if you aren't going to take me up on the offer, it's been nice knowing you Fly. I'm going to be a good husband, maybe even have some actual sex with a woman no less.

You shouldn't be so picky sometimes honey.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

there.....


now stop makeing fun of my dyslexia

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Fly, what would you give me if I can demonstrate to JuicyGirl the 'halep' position, then pack her off to assist you in your hour of need?

Not fogetting of course that that will mean you don't say Hi to grandpa for me, so it better be worth a lot to you!

 

[heterotic]

Actually, I think a halep is like a julep, but with horseradish instead of mint. Four or five of them, and just about anybody should be ready for sex.

 

[HopefulRomantic]

Two weeks would barely give us time for foreplay...