Will work for Chanel

[Rubyfruit]

I can't believe I'm out of perfume.

What is this world coming to, I ask you?

 

[RawHumor]

There there, sweet one. Don't fret. Just come sit on my lap.

On second thought, why not lie over my lap instead?

 

[His_kitty]

I haven't restocked in that department myself, but when I go shopping for a cute lil outfit for that upcoming date I plan on picking up a bottle of Poison for the occasion as well.

 

[greybeard]

time for a Cosco run......................

greybeard

 

[Rubyfruit]

There there, sweet one. Don't fret. Just come sit on my lap.

On second thought, why not lie over my lap instead?

I swear, I can feel the sting of a spanking on my ass right now. I really, really need one bad!

Greybeard, would you mind? I'll get the rest of my list together.

Now that I think about it, I do need to go there again today....sigh.

You go, Kittygrrl.

 

[RawHumor]

I swear, I can feel the sting of a spanking on my ass right now. I really, really need one bad!

Reading that made my hand itch. I'm gonna have to make some alone time with the Mrs. tonight.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Lucky grrl. ;-)

Give her an extra few swats for me, okay babe?

 

[RawHumor]

I'll spank her in your honor.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

I haven't restocked in that department myself, but when I go shopping for a cute lil outfit for that upcoming date I plan on picking up a bottle of Poison for the occasion as well.

Yet ANOTHER thang...Poison is one of my faves too. However, I just bought some Very Sexy, a Victoria's Secret scent...its delicious.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Spensive Stuff!

Smells Nice Though

I am very partial to Shalimar, and that can be really spensive too!

Go to your local occult shop,Rubyfruit, and buy a dram of dragons blood, for anointing not the ink. It Smells Fantastic, and will keep you safe from negative forces too!

 

[Guest]

*will trade Chanel for sex*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hmmm....interesting proposition, Storm.

Let me think on it.

 

[Guest]

Hmmm....interesting proposition, Storm.

Let me think on it.

You had to think?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Perfume, not cologne, right?

How many ounces?

Will I get the perfume before or after we fuck?

;-)

 

[Guest]

Perfume

How many do you want?

Before, cause you'll forget all about it after.

 

[Rubyfruit]

 

[Guest]

and somehow I think I'd prefer your "natural scent" anyway.

 

[Nora]

Coco is the bestest perfume ever. *sigh*

Which Chanel do you wear, Ruby?

 

[Rubyfruit]

19 is my fragrance, babycakes.

 

[Nora]

19 is my fragrance, babycakes.

19's goooooooooood!

Of course, it ain't Coco...