Will Trade HTML codes for Sex

[Linedrive]

Give me a hummer and I'll show you how to make your font bold. For full blown intercourse I'll teach you how to indent, make text change colors and maybe even some light image work.

Note: This offer not available outside the United States and to people named Glamorilla.

 

[Mia62]

Note: This offer not available outside the United States

Always on the wrong side of the fence. *sigh*

 

[Lasher]

Surprisingly enough you can learn the same things right here:

www.htmlgoodies.com

 

[amelia]

WOW!! ok..great. i've always wanted to learn that stuff...


hey, wait...what does that post by lasher say??

 

[ridddder]

I will do the same thing, and was thinking of making a personalized thread in the how to section devoted specifically to Lit. People don't want really to know how(the specifics), only to do it(ie, like people don't want to know how their car engine works, but just want it to run when you turn the key).

The cost for my services? Friendship. Is that a too high price to pay? If so, maybe the sex route may be a better deal, you decide.

 

[three eyes open]

Now why I didn't think of this? I can offer codes for sex too!

Uh, just ignore Lasher's post. Not important.

-3eyes

 

[sabbathstorm]

Damn US only offers

 

[The Heretic]

Re: Re: Will Trade HTML codes for Sex

Always on the wrong side of the fence. *sigh*

For oral sex from you I will teach you anything you want about HTML. For unrestricted sex for a night I will throw in CSS and **********. This offer available in your city.