Dixon Carter Lee
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Disney's been shamelessly crapping on their golden past by churning out one sequel of an animated "masterpiece" after another. "The Jungle Book 2" proves to be just as Hanna-Barberra-Awful as "Peter Pan 2" and "Cinderell 2" and " 101 Dalmations 2" etc. So I'm expecting them to eventually get around to "Bambi 2: The Revenge". Bambi, all grown up now, leaves the forest to get back at the fuckers who shot his mother who, it turns out, is still alive and living in the LA Zoo. She breaks out and, pissed at anyone with a gun, raids an NRA meeting. As she steps on Charlton Heston's chest pulling out his still-beating heart out with her hoof, Charlton screams, "Doh! A deer! A female deer!"
Should be good.
Should be good.