Will there be a "Bambi 2", do you think?

Dixon Carter Lee

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Disney's been shamelessly crapping on their golden past by churning out one sequel of an animated "masterpiece" after another. "The Jungle Book 2" proves to be just as Hanna-Barberra-Awful as "Peter Pan 2" and "Cinderell 2" and " 101 Dalmations 2" etc. So I'm expecting them to eventually get around to "Bambi 2: The Revenge". Bambi, all grown up now, leaves the forest to get back at the fuckers who shot his mother who, it turns out, is still alive and living in the LA Zoo. She breaks out and, pissed at anyone with a gun, raids an NRA meeting. As she steps on Charlton Heston's chest pulling out his still-beating heart out with her hoof, Charlton screams, "Doh! A deer! A female deer!"

Should be good.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
Disney's been shamelessly crapping on their golden past by churning out one sequel of an animated "masterpiece" after another. "The Jungle Book 2" proves to be just as Hanna-Barberra-Awful as "Peter Pan 2" and "Cinderell 2" and " 101 Dalmations 2" etc. So I'm expecting them to eventually get around to "Bambi 2: The Revenge". Bambi, all grown up now, leaves the forest to get back at the fuckers who shot his mother who, it turns out, is still alive and living in the LA Zoo. She breaks out and, pissed at anyone with a gun, raids an NRA meeting. As she steps on Charlton Heston's chest pulling out his still-beating heart out with her hoof, Charlton screams, "Doh! A deer! A female deer!"

Should be good.


You don't want to know the half of it....I've been on the inside and it ain't pretty.
 
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Well, they've already killed off Bambi's mom, so in Bambi II Bambi's mate must get killed, leaving Bambi Jr. motherless. Either that or they are tragically separated, leaving Bambi Jr. to struggle to reunite with her. No one is allowed to have a mother in a Disney movie who is not dead or missing.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
Disney's been shamelessly crapping on their golden past by churning out one sequel of an animated "masterpiece" after another. "The Jungle Book 2" proves to be just as Hanna-Barberra-Awful as "Peter Pan 2" and "Cinderell 2" and " 101 Dalmations 2" etc. So I'm expecting them to eventually get around to "Bambi 2: The Revenge". Bambi, all grown up now, leaves the forest to get back at the fuckers who shot his mother who, it turns out, is still alive and living in the LA Zoo. She breaks out and, pissed at anyone with a gun, raids an NRA meeting. As she steps on Charlton Heston's chest pulling out his still-beating heart out with her hoof, Charlton screams, "Doh! A deer! A female deer!"

Should be good.

and your argument is what?
 
Just think how many Thumpers will be running around by the time Bambi grows up. ;)
 
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