Will someone come clean my bathroom?

[modest mouse]

Today began with some effort in the bathroom cleaning project but quickly dissolved into other less hated activities, like grocery shopping and laundry and dishes.

I am willing to provide one helluva meal and some tasty wine/beer/diet coke to whoever is willing to remove all signs of hard water, mop and scrub the tile floor, replace the shower curtain, polish all metal, and provide an overall sense of wonder.

Thank you for your assistance.

Oh, and my clothes dryer has died so if you hang my clothes from your car window and drive around all night I'll make you breakfast.

 

[Guest]

Ew. No. Stray hairs.

 

[Shadowann2]

Laural might. She said earlier that she'll do anything but floors!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Bourbon

And then I will... just ask Pipercatt

 

[Rubyfruit]

I might be game, mouse. There is a great deal of satisfaction to be had from making a bathroom sparkle like new once again. It's a close second to cleaning the fridge top to bottom.

 

[bad kitty]

I might be game, mouse. There is a great deal of satisfaction to be had from making a bathroom sparkle like new once again. It's a close second to cleaning the fridge top to bottom.

I thought I was the only one who thought that!

 

[red_rose]

I'll do all that if you'll unclog the drain in my shower.

I swear - I'd rather scrub a toilet for half an hour than pull all that nasty, slimy hair and stuff outta the drain on my shower.

 

[lavender]

I'll clean the drain on your shower (with my gloves) if you'll come over and help me fold all of my sheets again.

 

[red_rose]

I'll clean the drain on your shower (with my gloves) if you'll come over and help me fold all of my sheets again.

I could never, ever in a million years put you through that. lol

I'll help you fold sheets anytime.

 

[lavender]

It's not that big of a deal, red_rose. I have some kickass rubber gloves that I use anytime I need to do something gross.

Last summer, when I returned to my apartment, I found that

1) I hadn't cleaned out my fridge before I left
2) Something was growing in my garbage disposal because it was broken.

I went out and bought the super gloves and managed to get through both tasks.

*shiver*

 

[modest mouse]

I'll do all that if you'll unclog the drain in my shower.

I swear - I'd rather scrub a toilet for half an hour than pull all that nasty, slimy hair and stuff outta the drain on my shower.

Deal. What do you want for dinner?

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Ruby, agreed on the satisfaction. but it doesnt feel like Im making anyheadway. As a result Ive been awfully lazy.

 

[red_rose]

Deal. What do you want for dinner?

Chicken cordon bleu. You can choose the sides.

Lavy, my dear - I'm going to have nightmares starring that sigline.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I know what you mean, mouse. I hate dusting. I swear, before I've finished with the entertainment unit, the dust is already settling where I started.

 

[SlipperyKitten]

I would clean your entire house, top to bottom, even under and behind the fridge for free--just not the bathroom lol

 

[modest mouse]

I would clean your entire house, top to bottom, even under and behind the fridge for free--just not the bathroom lol

I'll pay you to do all of that. And throw in dinner with myself, red rose, and ruby.

Then you can do the dinner dishes while red_rose cleans my bathroom, Ruby cleans out my car, and I take a nap.

See you all in 20 minutes.

Bah, I should be doing it right now.

 

[modest mouse]

Go me!

All finished with the bathroom. Following an onslaught of chemicals, a toothbrush, and several wisely placed obscenities; the task is done. I'm feeling good about it. Tomorrow morning when I sit there, taking a healthy shit, I'll fancy my work.

Thanks for the help.

 

[lavender]

You know I hate it when you talk poop.