Will Smith can kiss my ass, Miami sucks.

[Sateema Lunasi]

Well, I have been in London, New York, Nebraska (!), San Fransisco and various places in Florida (mostly Orlando and Miami) in the last few weeks. I am like Where's Waldo, my family can't even find me. I said I would drop in here when I can to say Hello and hopefully read a story or two. Well, I haven't had time to read a story (don't have enough computer time) but I can say hello.

I loved Orlando and in fact I like it so much I might settle down there in a month or so, after my contract work is finished. Right now I am in Miami, which bhlows ass. I thought this town would be nice and sexy and cool. It just isn't. The whole damned city is a ghetto, and I mean a really shitty ghetto. Garbage all over the streets, people just toss their trash everywhere, people are rude, traffic is bad and the amount of homeless people (even in the middle class areas) is astounding and scary. The people I am working with live in the burbs because "no one in their right mind would live in Miami."

So I am out of here ASAP. I will be out in a week or two. But still, I am having fun (as usual) and life has never been better.

Anyway, I miss Lit and hope I can come in more often. Love to all of you.

Sateema

 

[Phoenyx]

Rich people party in Miami but live away from the problems they cause.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Yep.

Actually, rich people party on South Beach (which is also infestic with junkies, hookers and bums) which despite it's seediness is a cool place to party, BUT South Beach is not really in Miami. It is on an island right off the coast of Miami called Key Biscayne, so Mr. Smith needs to learn his geography.

The Cuban food is damned good though.

 

[Guest]

Is any part of the F-state any good?












Nope!

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Orlando

Orlando kicks butt. Great clubs, plenty to do (as well as the theme parks), the weather is heavenly (except the Summer scorching), the city is clean, friendly, not very expensive and safe. So far I have only been in Orlando and Miami so I cannot speak on the rest of the state.

 

[Fidel]

South Beach is great

South Beach is actually south Miami Beach. Key Biscayne is an altogether different island.