Will I turn into one less kinky?

[DVS]

Oh My God! I did the unthinkable today. I wanted chocolate ice cream and they didn't have any at the cheap place I go. So, instead of getting one of the fancy schmancy kinds that everybody seems to enjoy (I'm a purist), I got some vanilla. Actually, home made vanilla.

So, am I going to change? Will my sexual habits get less kinky and will I eventually enjoy 2 minutes of the missionary position and then roll over and go to sleep? Time will tell.

 

[Loverskitten]

I don't know, was the vanilla that much different when eaten off a swollen, shivering, pussy?

 

[ecstaticsub]

Oh My God! I did the unthinkable today. I wanted chocolate ice cream and they didn't have any at the cheap place I go. So, instead of getting one of the fancy schmancy kinds that everybody seems to enjoy (I'm a purist), I got some vanilla. Actually, home made vanilla.

So, am I going to change? Will my sexual habits get less kinky and will I eventually enjoy 2 minutes of the missionary position and then roll over and go to sleep? Time will tell.

I just enjoyed about 10 minutes of missionary and my husband fell asleep. The thing is....there are so many people going to bed tonight without even that. I had fun, no it wasn't an elaborate scene with marathon sex, but it was real sex for real people who lead very very busy lives. We'll make up for it on the weekend

I love vanilla ice cream...but I also love chocolate and the fancy schmancy ones too.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Not likely. It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. Or unteach the tricks he already knows.

 

[bambikiller]

Maybe and then your significant other will hate you.
But since you have kids they'll be stuck with you untill the the kids are old enough that your spose thinks that they can handle a devorce.
In the mean time your spose will be here living thier life though others.
But by then maybe your spouse will just be too old to get off any more so you'll just live the rest of your lives hateing each other.

I'll send you the $5.00 buy the cherry swirl next time.

 

[FurryFury]

Home maid ice cream?

That's awesome!

Nilla is good sometimes.

Try it with local honey drizzled on top. Fanfuckingtastic.

Oh My God! I did the unthinkable today. I wanted chocolate ice cream and they didn't have any at the cheap place I go. So, instead of getting one of the fancy schmancy kinds that everybody seems to enjoy (I'm a purist), I got some vanilla. Actually, home made vanilla.

So, am I going to change? Will my sexual habits get less kinky and will I eventually enjoy 2 minutes of the missionary position and then roll over and go to sleep? Time will tell.

 

[DVS]

I don't know, was the vanilla that much different when eaten off a swollen, shivering, pussy?

I don't think it would work. A swollen, shivering pussy is going to be pretty hot. Icecream will surely melt very fast and just run down into the crack of her ass. Mmmm, that might be interesting thing to watch though, as long as she's all tied up and helpless. I always do enjoy watching a sweet helpless woman squirming against her bonds. I don't think icecream is much of a lube, though.

 

[DVS]

I just enjoyed about 10 minutes of missionary and my husband fell asleep. The thing is....there are so many people going to bed tonight without even that. I had fun, no it wasn't an elaborate scene with marathon sex, but it was real sex for real people who lead very very busy lives. We'll make up for it on the weekend

I love vanilla ice cream...but I also love chocolate and the fancy schmancy ones too.

I completely understand. Being without sex for a while, I might just enjoy a little vanilla fun. But I don't think it would be that easy of a transition for me. Maybe if she'd let me tie her up at least?

And I meant it when I said I was a purist. I don't really care for all of the fancy flavors out there. Chocolate and vanilla are mostly what I like. But, I also know I'm in the minority with those thoughts, just like I'm in the minority when I say I hate nuts. People look at me and think I'm crazy, but some of them (pecans and walnuts) actually give me chills, I hate them so much.

Speaking of those going to bed without sex at all...I'm among them.

 

[DVS]

Not likely. It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. Or unteach the tricks he already knows.

Actually, that's good to know. I figured that was the case. But I can slightly alter the tricks I already know. That's always fun.

 

[DVS]

Maybe and then your significant other will hate you.
But since you have kids they'll be stuck with you untill the the kids are old enough that your spose thinks that they can handle a devorce.
In the mean time your spose will be here living thier life though others.
But by then maybe your spouse will just be too old to get off any more so you'll just live the rest of your lives hateing each other.

I'll send you the $5.00 buy the cherry swirl next time.

Well, talk about doom and gloom. In this case, I think it's good that I have no significant other, nor do I have any kids, so your scenario won't happen. But, if you are even close to being correct, there are probably kinky guys out there now pushing the vanilla ice cream back from their reach.

Oh, I'll still take the $5 bucks anyway, though. I can always use the extra cash.

 

[DVS]

Home maid ice cream?

That's awesome!

Nilla is good sometimes.

Try it with local honey drizzled on top. Fanfuckingtastic.

Home maid ice cream? Is that a play on words? You, an apron and some chilly drizzle down your um...whatever?

Actually, it's not really home made, but that's the name of it. If it were really home made, it WOULD be awesome! I remember making home made ice cream years ago with rock salt and all.

Now, I'm a purist, so the idea of honey on my ice cream doesn't sound that tempting. But, what if you and that apron were there, tied down and squirming and I just happened to have some honey to drizzle onto parts of your nekid body. Yes, I said nekid...for effect.

 

[Loverskitten]

I don't think it would work. A swollen, shivering pussy is going to be pretty hot. Icecream will surely melt very fast and just run down into the crack of her ass. Mmmm, that might be interesting thing to watch though, as long as she's all tied up and helpless. I always do enjoy watching a sweet helpless woman squirming against her bonds. I don't think icecream is much of a lube, though.

Well you can't eat the whole bowl like this, silly. A small scoop right on the mound, dripping down the folds, eagerly licked off.... wonderfully cooling. Nothing wrong with it melting all the way down, that needs licking too, ya know. You are right it's not a good lube, gets sticky if not licked clean, lots of things do... yipes

 

[YourCaptor]

Oh My God! I did the unthinkable today. I wanted chocolate ice cream and they didn't have any at the cheap place I go. So, instead of getting one of the fancy schmancy kinds that everybody seems to enjoy (I'm a purist), I got some vanilla. Actually, home made vanilla.

So, am I going to change? Will my sexual habits get less kinky and will I eventually enjoy 2 minutes of the missionary position and then roll over and go to sleep? Time will tell.

Quick!! Slather it on some titties!

Disaster averted.

 

[DVS]

Quick!! Slather it on some titties!

Disaster averted.

LOL, how true!

 

[Kurokami]

Well you can't eat the whole bowl like this, silly. A small scoop right on the mound, dripping down the folds, eagerly licked off.... wonderfully cooling. Nothing wrong with it melting all the way down, that needs licking too, ya know. You are right it's not a good lube, gets sticky if not licked clean, lots of things do... yipes

*Adds this to my list of things to try...*

 

[Babyslave]

Oh My God! I did the unthinkable today. I wanted chocolate ice cream and they didn't have any at the cheap place I go. So, instead of getting one of the fancy schmancy kinds that everybody seems to enjoy (I'm a purist), I got some vanilla. Actually, home made vanilla.

So, am I going to change? Will my sexual habits get less kinky and will I eventually enjoy 2 minutes of the missionary position and then roll over and go to sleep? Time will tell.

Are you going to change? No.

(And I thank God for that) You're kinks are ingrained. You like what you like. And you'll settle for nothing less than getting what you want, doing what you choose, and gaining satisfaction from it.

*toddles off...thinking of licking vanilla ice cream off someone, or something*

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Over here we have a flavour called Hokey Pokey. Its predominatly Vanilla but every few licks you get a oh so yummy flavour explosion. I hate chocolate and those fancy flavoured icecreams with a vengance so that is the only type i eat.