Wife's signals she want's sex

That's how it's done on the farm. Simply animal husbandry. :)
 
That's how it's done on the farm. Simply animal husbandry. :)

When I play Civ I always research that first so that I can laugh at my poor people and pretend that it's 100 BC and the only thing they know how to do is make other animals fuck.
 
Women who initiate are a pain in the ass.

They're the same ones who want to pick the movie.

Notice how on Lit, the "couples" consist of women who post and their men aren't allowed to be here?

LOL! I guess we were an exception.
I think I can honestly say that I paled in comparison to being a pain in the ass, movie picking insistence and posting around here.
 
LOL! I guess we were an exception.
I think I can honestly say that I paled in comparison to being a pain in the ass, movie picking insistence and posting around here.

No, yours is the usual GB couple behavior....you still post here, he doesn't.

If sean ever marries LTR at least we have that to look forward to.
 
"This cunt ain't gonna fuck itself" would do the trick I think.
 
This is why my unique seduction method of rubbing her breasts first, then going to her back has been moderately successful. ;)

Haha! I think it's easy to sound crass when describing these things.

But Zumi's succint and efficient description is a winner!
 
No, yours is the usual GB couple behavior....you still post here, he doesn't.

If sean ever marries LTR at least we have that to look forward to.

He would post if he could, I am not stopping him!
It will take me many years to come to the number of posts Byron made during our time together ;)
 
My wife just asks if I want to have sex. Usually not so formal of course. We're probably equal in how often each of us asks the other. Of course at our age sometimes we'll say no thanks, maybe later. Especially if there's something good on tv.
 
I find taking off my clothes and getting on my knees and unzipping his pants tends to be a fairly clear signal. He's never become confused and taken the car for an oil change instead.
 
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