Wife's Cat

[Liontamr]

I was wondering if this has happened to anyone else. My wife and I was having a nooner last Saturday,we tore our clothes off and threw them all over the bedroom. We made love for about a half hour , then she showered and left to play shop.
I drifted off to sleep but was wakened by her cat a orange tabby. The cats's nose was directly in my balls ,I yelled and chased her from the room. I could tell she was very aroused when she left the room.
I was wide a wake now so I decided get up, scratch my balls and watch TV naked in the living room. I walked into the room when all of a sudden I felt something trip me, it was the orange tabby. I tried to get her off but she purred like she ment it. And then the cat rode me and bounced on me like no woman has ever. At first I was scared shitless but then I realized the cat was much tighter than my wife has ever been. And then it happend we both came, it was awesome although I don't know if seeing white stuff come out of my cats nose was very healthy. I wish I could say I was ashamed, but it turned me on so I diviorced my wife and now support the cat full time. I'm so damn happy this happened. What I am wondering is..

Did anyone see the ending of Dark Angel?

 

[Starblayde]

I'm not even goning to bother with this one... anyone else want to take it this time?

 

[Mischka]

And then it happend we both came, it was awesome although I don't know if seeing white stuff come out of my cats nose was very healthy.

That is so very wrong. Laurel is going to die when she reads that.

 

[StrawberryPez]

LOL OMG....Lion...you have lost it....if you ever had "it"

hahaha

 

[Kalyn]

The season finale redeemed the entire season for me, I was ready to declare Crossing Jordan my favorite show, but now..... I am waiting for season 3 with baited breath.

 

[His_kitty]

OMFG TFF!!!!



I'm having a coughing fit here from laughing so damned hard!!!









kitty

 

[Liontamr]

LOL OMG....Lion...you have lost it....if you ever had "it"

hahaha

*scratches head* What is "it"? Is it something I would really miss if I didn't have it?

 

[SexySlut2]

LOL

 

[StrawberryPez]

*Pats Lion's head* No hun...i'm pretty sure you never had "it" so you won't miss it.

 

[Liontamr]

*Pats Lion's head* No hun...i'm pretty sure you never had "it" so you won't miss it.

*shrugs* Thats what I was thinking so "it" is like sex then...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

LMAO

You owe me a new keyboard mine is covered in coke right now, lol

 

[Liontamr]

LMAO

You owe me a new keyboard mine is covered in coke right now, lol

Should've I posted a disclaimer?

 

[Kitte]

Should've I posted a disclaimer?

YES! lmao

 

[StrawberryPez]

*shrugs* Thats what I was thinking so "it" is like sex then...

Wait....you never had sex....or you don't miss it??

 

[Liontamr]

DISCLAIMER!!

Warning...

The post I have just made is an attempt to make you laugh. In the shocking event that I actually do make you laugh, then please be aware that no liquids, solids or other such items you may have spit from your mouth are of my fault.

It won't happen very often, but I must insist that you swallow before continuing.

Thank you for your time.



....

Ohhhhh ... you mean post it BEFORE the joke... ahh well.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Should've I posted a disclaimer?

Even if you had the people round here would have read it anyway just in case there were some tight buns or pussy in the story.

 

[Liontamr]

Even if you had the people round here would have read it anyway just in case there were some tight buns or pussy in the story.

But umm... there was a pussy in the story!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

But umm... there was a pussy in the story!

Bet they were tight buns sitting on the couch also....

 

[naudiz]

It hurts me where I think.

 

[Kitte]

It hurts me where I think.

Somebody else quotes Ralph Wiggam!