Wierdest thing you've said during or after a sexual act?

[angeleyes612]

Have you ever said something completely off the wall out of the norm during or after a sexual act?

When I first gave oral to my husband, he came, I swallowed and then I said to him "Oh what a lovely tea party!" He was so taken back by it at first then couldn't stop laughing. He knew then that I was a keeper.

 

[Dreamscape12]

Haha i liked the image of your story. For me it was when I was going down on a girl who like me to talk dirty. I randomly said 'Fuck my face as hard a diamonds'. We both ended up laughing at the weirdness of the comment. Well after she had cum

 

[_Hawkmoon_]

Dammit! My mom said I am not allowed to get wet!

 

[_Hawkmoon_]

Well, Ya check out fine. Next time just come by the shop... In about 3000 miles or so.

 

[angeleyes612]

I like to see that there are still people out there that find a humorous side to sex, not as many as i would have liked to see but some is better than none.

 

[Dreamscape12]

Humour is part of a healthy sex life. It would be horrible if you couldn't laugh whilst also being turned on. Everyone has bumped head, bitten a little too hard or pushed a bit too deep too soon. Humour can enhance, help or save a sexual encounter.

 

[xEvilTemptressx]

Yes!! touchdown

 

[Dreamscape12]

Yes!! touchdown

Glad you agree, what do you think humour adds?

 

[xEvilTemptressx]

Glad you agree, what do you think humour adds?

for me it makes everything a little more fun and playful

 

[Dreamscape12]

Exactly, it's awesome to make your partner laugh then moan in the space of seconds

 

[Nidan]

I can't think of anything particular right now.

But I did once cum just as my alarm went off on my phone. We giggled about that for a while.

 

[_HappyDude]

I like to see that there are still people out there that find a humorous side to sex, not as many as i would have liked to see but some is better than none.

You HAVE to smile and laugh with sex. Nothing in life should be taken TOO seriously!

My best was my first time. I was a senior in high school and my girlfriend's pager kept going off, like a bagillion times during the whole thing. (People used to carry pagers, remember that?) There I was...trying to learn how to do this whole sex thing and every 10 seconds BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!!!!

It was hysterical! We laughed out asses off. Still one of the funniest things to ever happen to this day.

 

[dgowre]

Do you cum here often?

 

[Paul_Chance]

"Fuck. That was way better than tiddly-winks."

I had, after a long dance, finally hooked up with my boss at a radio station I worked at. The sex was explosive, messy, and intoxicating. During one of the intervals, I was punch drunk on orgasms and blurted that out. It brought a round of laughter.

I think humor is a key factor in great sex - I have been surprised at the number of people who've told me they never laughed during or after sex. For me, the whole act is just laden with comic potential.

 

[lilsarah91]

"OMG! It shot up my nose! All I smell is cum!"

 

[Dreamscape12]

"OMG! It shot up my nose! All I smell is cum!"

I've done this to someone accidentally, we both had to laugh hard.

 

[Burwell]

Years ago, when me and my ex wife had just started going out, we were in a rented holiday apartment. A friend of mine was sitting in the lounge watching TV while while we were in the kitchen. She was cooking while I was sitting on the work surface. I was wearing shorts and she came and ran her hand up my legs, teasing me and getting me hard, then she took out my cock and - with my friend just a few yards away and oblivious to what was going on - gave me an amazing blow job! At the end, I came in her mouth and she swallowed every drop before looking at me, smiling, wiping her mouth, clearing her throat, turning casually away and saying '"... and then, she just went back to cooking!"'

And then, of course, she just went back to cooking!

After about five seconds of me puzzling this over, I was in fits of laughter at what she'd implied. She was wonderful. Very sexy and very funny.

 

[BBWparamedic]

I was sucking off a friend for his birthday, and after he came in my mouth and I swallowed it all I looked up at him and said "mmmmm 1962 was a great year for cum"

 

[randomguy_80]

I was sucking off a friend for his birthday, and after he came in my mouth and I swallowed it all I looked up at him and said "mmmmm 1962 was a great year for cum"

That is fucking funny! We all need friends like that.

 

[Paul_Chance]

"OMG! It shot up my nose! All I smell is cum!"

Hahaha - that is great.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I was sucking off a friend for his birthday, and after he came in my mouth and I swallowed it all I looked up at him and said "mmmmm 1962 was a great year for cum"

Also a great line!

 

[crazy4cock]

My husband actually answered the phone while pumping into me..Told the caller who asked" what are you doing?"
"Fucking my wife" .he said..they hung up thankfully and he never lost a stroke.
Funny now..I wasn't thrilled at tbe time

 

[Luvitharder]

Who did you just call me?!!!

Lol- not so funny at the time....
Stupid men!

 

[BBWparamedic]

Wierdest thing this morning.....

After getting a good hard pounding this morning right after he finished cumming in me, a car alarm started going off. I looked at him and said, "damn you fucked me so hard you set off car alarms".

 

[ima6uldv8]

Have you ever said something completely off the wall out of the norm during or after a sexual act?

When I first gave oral to my husband, he came, I swallowed and then I said to him "Oh what a lovely tea party!" He was so taken back by it at first then couldn't stop laughing. He knew then that I was a keeper.

That is hilarious! Where DID that come from? Glad that he was cool with it.