Wicked Eve welcomes you with open arms and spread legs

[WickedEve]

Hi, new poets and old poets.

If you're new to the board, then post here and say "hi" or something more interesting. And then we'll all say "hi" back at you.

I'd really love it if y'all (newbies and regulars) would tell me something about yourselves. In last few months some newbies have turned into regulars, and with me not hanging around much I just realized that I don't know much about some of you. So spill your guts. (That also goes for those of you who have been here so long that your moldy.)


I'm Wicked Eve. At least, I think I'm wicked (in a sweet, cuddly, spank me sort of way) My names not really Eve, though. It's Delilah. No, it's not. Does it matter? I live in the South. I'm a single mom with little kids. I'm 30ish (now that I'm past 35, it's 30ish). Yes, I really do think about sex a lot. I love men (well, I'm not out loving them all. That would just make me a slut. Gracious!) I haven't had sex since August and I'm freaking out. I really shouldn't tell y'all that, should I? I think I'm an exhibitionist. I was out a few nights ago checking out the lunar eclipse. I had my camera with me. I got a shot of the moon and then I took pictures of myself. I was standing on the side of the road in a shirt and panties and... well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I'm also into that D/s thingy. I have guy that I call Master. Yes, Master this and yes, Master that. Sometimes, it's "No, Master. I don't think that should be inserted there. Am I a bad girl for saying that? Please, spank me."

Of course, I write poetry, but not much lately. I'm really into studying African cultures at the moment. I should write a poem about that. I've been in a dry spell with poetry and a wet spell about this whole needing sex thing. Okay, I won't mention it again. Did you know that I own about 30 sex toys, including the worlds largest jelly dong? It won't fit anywhere, though.

Oh, yeah, there's my site. (eveshabit.com) It's being updated, so if any of you has sent poetry or whatever, it will soon be online.

That's enough for now. Just take your time and absorb all that is Eve. And give me lots of attention. I like that.

 

[perks]

Hello, I'm perks, formerly perky_baby. 32, bisexual, lover of ducks and all things artistic.

I'm an artist of various mediums, charcoal, watercolor, paper, words, food, sex...

My life as it exists now would have me labeled as a wife of a Charleston business owner and a mother of a two year old.

That being said, I exist on a far greater plane than those two boxes.

I share my life, my dreams, my supernatural existence with TheDR4KE, in the past and the present. If we ever happen to cross paths in the future I will be truly blessed.

In the mean time, I plan Lit togethers biannually, work daily on the betterment of my psychological, spiritual, physical and emotional self, and sometimes, I succeed at doing all of these things, but for the most part... I'm a work in progress in the hands of my Creator.

bottom line, I'm an outrageous flirt, fantastically elusive and drop dead earnest, sprinkled with a bit of self mockery and an intensive sense of humour.

 

[ExistentialLuv]

Hi

Existentialluv here. Nice to meet you Wicked. I am a newbie but a definate regular. Just started visiting the poem board. Some really great poems here.

Little about myself

29
Lesbian
Pollyjeans Bitch
Born and raised in Montana
Love to travel
Wiccan
Hobbies: Photography, poetry, enjoying the outdoors, Lit.,

Interesting tidbit about me, I howl at the Full Moon

Most of my poetry lately has been wrote for Pollyjean. She has recieved the first love poetry that I have written. Before I met her it was very morbid and deep, dark stuff (ended up losing all of it in a split). I am going to try and start writing some of it again but she has caused a block in my mind for the dark poetry.

 

[eagleyez]

hello im a bird

blown in here in a storm-

happily scuttling about the beach.

a thread of truth found here.

 

[Guest]

Okay - I screwed up. I thought we were writing open letter to new arrivals, a sort of sticky thread.

So. I'll start again. Hello Eve, I'm small taters as far as most of the poets go in here. I'm a big fan of your web site and hugely impressed by the "established" poets who frequent this thread.

To new arrivals I say - read as much poetry as you can, learn that way.

Tess [ furious with myself for not reading WE's intro properly]

 

[Maria2394]

Hello Eve
I'm glad ya'll were able to find enough lube to squeeze this newbie in

I also live in South Carolina, but not far south enough. I'm allergic to cold weather...

I won't say I am 30ish, I'm proud I made it this far, I will be 41 on 11/23 and I began writing when I was about 6 or 7...(donald duck stories to entertain my siblings, and I still have them!)

I have two daughters,one is 20 and the other is 15 and I ve been with the same man since I was 17

I love meeting people, making friends, I'm a loyal cusp-born sagittarius with exceptional intuitive powers.. and I especially enjoy finding a way to help people heal their inner conflicts. If I cant fix myself, why not try to help someone, else, right?

Thank you Eve, and Angeline especially, for welcoming me here, as well as Lauren and Neo and Rybka and darkmaas and Steve and well, this list goes on and on.

 

[anniebug]

Just wanted to stop in and say hi Eve.

Hi Eve.

My name is annie and I have tried my hand at writing poetry and am humble enough to admit I need to leave it to the true poets. I however, am married to a true poet and truly appreciate those (such as yourself Eve) who have a gift.

Love

E

 

[WickedEve]

Just wanted to stop in and say hi Eve.

Hi Eve.

My name is annie and I have tried my hand at writing poetry and am humble enough to admit I need to leave it to the true poets. I however, am married to a true poet and truly appreciate those (such as yourself Eve) who have a gift.

Love

E

I've read some of your stuff, E, so don't say you're not a poet.
And yes, your man is very talented.

 

[Nick Urfe]

Thanks for giving some new people a chance to introduce themselves.

After taking far too many courses from professors in rooms with students holding books they haven't read and are talking about but don't care...

It's nice to find a place where people seem ... genuine.

Eve's website is a really great way to sit in front of a computer screen and feel like you're looking out a window into a busy city street. Since I saw her posts I've been visiting it (compulsively) every night.

I only have one thing posted on Lit right now. And I'm not sure how to link to it ... but maybe that's it.

 

[WickedEve]

Thanks for giving some new people a chance to introduce themselves.

After taking far too many courses from professors in rooms with students holding books they haven't read and are talking about but don't care...

It's nice to find a place where people seem ... genuine.

Eve's website is a really great way to sit in front of a computer screen and feel like you're looking out a window into a busy city street. Since I saw her posts I've been visiting it (compulsively) every night.

I only have one thing posted on Lit right now. And I'm not sure how to link to it ... but maybe that's it.

Thanks, but don't look at the site too much until it's completely updated. It's rather unkempt at the moment.

 

[HomerPindar]

I'm the on-again, off-again wandering poet (Hi eve!! )

I dunno what, if anything to say about myself. I'm currently in Roma, Italy, go to school in Philladelphia regularly, hold down a decent enough - if terribly boring - day job, and I'm four hundred and eightysix.

I write. Poetry once in awhile, short fiction, plays, non-fiction, with a pen, pencil, keyboard or just in my head.

Currently I'm plotting to take over the world so that I don't have to keep doing things I either don't like, or I'm not very good at. If you want to help, send me a resume...

HomerPindar

 

[Linbido]

Why, hello! I'm kind of new here, so I think I'll reply.

I'm Lin, a merry little 25 year old fart from Stavanger in Norway, currently living in Sweden.

Because of my name, lots of people assume I'm asian, but I look pretty much like my AV. Smaller ears, and no tail though.

I'm a bi woman now living a very straight life. Icingsugar is my prince charming, and yes, it's 'happily ever after' that we're aiming for. It sould be, there is family expected in spring...

Passions: Soulful people, soulful music, cajun chow, hockey.

I write poetry to keep my head screwed on straight.
I write poetry to keep my heavy dyslexia at bay.
I write poetry 'just because' most of the time.

Due to my slowness in wtiting and reading, I don't read enough of other's poemd here and don't give half as much feedback to other writers as I should. Sorry, but only this took me 40 minutes to write.


-Lin

 

[destinie21]

Hay y'all
As my post clearly indicates I am Destinie21 aka The Mrs. not so much a poet as a random free style ranter. I live and love in NYC and I'm "Married" to the most beautiful woman I've ever had the pleasure to know. BTW I'm 21 and a female and a lesbian and black though none of that matters because I don't care to be labled. _


Regards,

 

[Rybka]

Linbido, now matter how long it takes you, you have written some very pleasing poetry. Perhaps it is the extra time you must take that gives you the ability to sculpt your words so well.

Due to my slowness in wtiting and reading, I don't read enough of other's poemd here and don't give half as much feedback to other writers as I should. Sorry, but only this took me 40 minutes to write.

-Lin

****

My online alter-ego is a spunky Russian teenage girl-fish who thinks entirely too much of herself. She is vain, is sure she knows everything, and cares for little beyond the material. Rybka ("little fish" in Russian) thinks Nemo is a wimp! She and I are almost direct opposites, except for our love of writing.
We both welcome all new poets to this forum and encourage them to keep writing and reading. We can all improve if we only keep trying.

Regards, Rybka

 

[Linbido]

Linbido, now matter how long it takes you, you have written some very pleasing poetry. Perhaps it is the extra time you must take that gives you the ability to sculpt your words so well.

Oh, gee. Now you're making me blush here.

Oh, want to hear something funny? I read your Eye Chart, and since that's what text looks like to me anyway, it was really easy to read.

-Lin

 

[Angeline]

Not that you asked but

I'm Angeline. Not really in real life, just here. Like Eve I'm 30ish, mostly ish but I can compensate by being immature.

I'm originally from New Jersey, but I have no accent darnit, unless I'm stressing, and then I sound very New Yawk City cause my family is from there. Actually if you've seen Woody Allen's film Radio Days, that's basically my experience only fast-forward about 20 years.

Now I live in Pennsylvania (very near Homer Pindar actually, well when he isn't in Roma, the bum, and Homer bring me back--I dunno ---a gladiator or something) with my two children, who are very nice people, even the one I am currently teaching to drive.

I used to be an English teacher, then an editor, and then a very successful big bossy corporate girl. I was pretty unhappy though because all I ever really wanted to be was a poet--well a writer. I ran away from home so to speak; quit my job and the corporate rat race and picked up a few freelance editing contracts. Now I'm officially a starving poet.

I don't have money to blow on "stuff" anymore, but guess what I found out? You don't need all that stuff. And my kids are learning an important lesson--believe in yourself (or, alternatively, in your next lifetime go for a sane mother).

I have a book of poems, my first, being published in 2004. Oh and I like music, jazz and blues mostly. And I write poetry because I have to. It's just there.

 

[OT]

friendly
faceless lurker
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[Icingsugar]

Hey all. This is Icinssugar speaking. Uuh, typing.

A tall, blonde viking from viking-land (not Minnesota) on the fascinating, terrifying, exciting brink of parent-hood. The mother-to-be, main owner of my heart and soul, and my head muse, introduced herself earlier in this thread.

Not the most organised person on the planet, I often forget how old I am, when people ask I have to think twice, sometimes count. The count is 27, currently. That will hopefully change a few more times.

I write crap. For a living, that is. Bulletins, news reports and corporate mumbo jumbo as a freelance jornalist and copywriter.

I also write copy for books for five year olds, with cutsey bunnies and such things. (You know, 'See Spot run.') Or did, it's been a while since last time.

Then I write 'real' stuff too. Stageplays, novels, short stories and poetry. The plays gets played, the rest...so far not published.

I can play a mean harmonica, and sing a pretty good blues. But I prefer to listen to a more modern beat, too modern for most people.

What more? ... Lin says I whistle all the time, but I never realise that myself.

 

[eagleyez]

man im truly happy for you 2

best wishes

 

[Cordelia]

What a great idea, Eve.

I am home from work for the day, caring for a sick 11-year-old boy, so I think now's a good time to introduce myself.

I am happily married, part-asian, with two wonderful boys, ages 9 and 11.

I am a corporate accountant (officially, a Controller... but I don't want you all to get impressions of me in leather hipboots and a whip) and until recently, I was the main breadwinner in the family, with hubby staying home and raising the boys. He's working now, and I am currently learning how to be the nuturing mom again (first time I've had to take time off work for a sick child!).

I just celebrated my 39th birthday in October, and I still get carded. I blame good genetics. (Thanks, dad!)

I write as a creative outlet (what? accounting's not creative enough??). I also design and make jewelry.

I regularly attend open-mic poetry readings to get instant feedback and to get some adult conversation and to meet some decidedly non-accountant types. I highly recommend it. It changes my writing.

I live in Reno, Nevada, and I am continually surprised at how much I like it here.

I read incessantly. And I love reading poetry. Lots of it.

Shutting up now.



Cordelia.


oh, and that's my back in the AV... I can't believe how many times I've been asked that.

 

[Angeline]

but I don't want you all to get impressions of me in leather hipboots and a whip)

The image is pretty well stuck in my mind now.

 

[denis hale]

Eve's Welcoming Appendages

Hey

Why does this feel like I'm making a video snippet for a Personals Promo Package!

(turns to show his best side)

(dabs at the pancake batter on his cheek)

I'm a tall skinny geek with brown eyes and a Rod Stewart nose. My formative years were spent in a rain forest, but now I'm temporarily ensconced in a god-forsaken desert landscape which has, paradoxically, been much to my Muse's liking. My Muse can be a demanding and intimidating mistress, but the rewards she occasionally doles out are more than worth the "pain." No pain no gain, don't you know!

At any rate, I remain bon vivant, despite a mountain of evidence that should make me contrary! Evidence we don't have time to properly elucidate at this juncture!

Name: Denis The Menace
Occupation: Bullshit Artist
Celebrity He Most Resembles: Nicholas Cage on Diuretics
Celebrity He Most Admires: Jessica Simpson on Gingko Biloba
Favorite Movie: "To Live And Die In L.A."
Favorite Band: "Fugazi"
Favorite Poets: Charles Bukowski, Raymond Carver, Charles Simic
Turn Offs: Politics, Pretension, Condescension, and Bill O Reilly
Turn Ons: Women's Hands-- adorned with rings and wristbands.

Quote of the day: "Careful what you wish for; you might end up married to her!"

Plus Tard mes Amigos....

 

[perks]

I don't care if you're a freak, hale, I'd fuck you just for the poetry.













he saaaaaaaid it was a personals promo

 

[The_Fool]

Fool for passion, fool for lost causes, fool for love...

Hello, I go by the sig of The_Fool on Literotica. This is in direct contrast to my alter ego in real life, The_Asshole, who is a boring, logical, humorless engineering type. The_Asshole is married, has kids, mortgage, car payments and works too fucking much. *G* The_Fool has elected to go through life in a rather laid back, anything in excessive moderation, fashion. Especially smoking decent cigars, drinking good whiskey and ogling beautiful women. I tend to stop at ogling because doing anything more tends to lead to lots of trouble ranging from a slap to the face (mine) to loss of life (mine).

I tend to write in a fairly spontaneous fashion. In other words, I am too lazy to edit much. Since this is the poetry forum I will add that for me, any poem that takes more than thirty minutes, is a lost cause or a sestina, which is a variation on lost cause. I have a tendency to look for the sensual, comical or tragic in life and relate that in poetry. Other than that I tend to just post porn.

One of these days I will write out where I came up with The_Fool for a sig. Then again, maybe I won’t.

Oh yeah, one deviation to the “stop at ogling rule” is Disposa Girl. I could really do some naughty things with her, but I think she ran off to Paris with Angeline’s credit card so I can’t even ogle.

Fool

 

[denis hale]

perks rejoinder

Uh, perks

I said
I was a geek,
not a freak.

Although

sometimes............


(The next line comes
hard.)

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