why....

freescorfr said:
Hey, Slinky didn't you get all my hot PM,s then or are you another with me on ignore?

I'm guessing your words were too hot for my innocent lil PM box
 
air conditioning in cold, wet england.... you are pulling my chain aren't ya ?
 
Slinky'sWench said:
air conditioning in cold, wet england.... you are pulling my chain aren't ya ?

I thought it was Wales, Slinky. I've got the windows open and it's brill today - a soft little breeze and the fresh mown grass.
 
I miss home, I'm based in south west Uk atm and it's ok weather wise, but I'm missing home, the chance to wander accross the Beacons and play poo sticks near Penn Y Carregg
 
Slinky'sWench said:
I miss home, I'm based in south west Uk atm and it's ok weather wise, but I'm missing home, the chance to wander accross the Beacons and play poo sticks near Penn Y Carregg

I love Dylan Thomas, but Wales always seems to me bleak. I went to Pumpsaint many years ago. I didn't know the Welsh did much sex. Not like the Scots.
 
Slinky'sWench said:


I'm guessing your words were too hot for my innocent lil PM box


:D Now I know why my poems keep coming back to me.
Will you please turn up the heat in your PM box?
I wanted to send you this dirty ditty to put a hottie on
your dial. And I can't 'cos it comes back, "Too hot to
handle."

Quickie

By Debbiexxx



I see you looking at me
Giving me the brazen eye
You lick your lips, slowly
Yeah babe, I am your guy


Party music, noisy crowd
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
You shout, really loud
I think "What good luck."

I nod, following you out
No kindly words or foreplay
Let's get it on, I want to shout
My prick wants it's own way

Struggling to pull and tear
Giving mutual pleasure a must
Derived from pant and thrust
Tossing clothes here and there

Giggling and laughing as we try
To stand up straight and screw
Your warm leg upon my thigh
My hard prick deep inside you

I grunt and gyrate my hips
You moan and sigh, lost in lust
Small screams escape from your lips
A quickie it is, the peak a must




LOL :D Are you hot to trot now? :p
 
Debbiexxx I have said it before and I will say it again.... you are an absolute babe and sometimes, I just wanna jump thru my monitor and kiss ya :kiss:
 
Can someone tell Slinky her pm box is full?

It must be all those hot pervs.
 
Slinky'sWench said:
after a lengthy discussion with the sexy lass that is Vivacia on the phone tonight, I want to know why is it that I don't get any funny, rude or downright sexually explicit PM's from anyone.

I get my fair share of lovely messages from some very special people :)heart: to them), but everyone else that I know who is lost in Lit land gets kinky, suggestive messages.....

is my PM box a scarey proposotion....?

did I not supply enough nekkid pics of me at my initiation ceromany.....?

why? tell me please..

I WANT PERVY PM'S !!!! :D

LOL, well after telling him to find another playmate - My PM Perv has gone elsewhere - you never know hun, he might send you my share...

xMorganx said:
I have never gotten any really sexy or kinky pm's either. though i try to flirt a bit maybe the whole shy slient type is not going for me.:(

I am hardly what you would call promiscuss (sp?) on the boards either Mogan, sure I flirt a bit with people I have got to know and that will know I am attached and just playing about a bit, but that didn't stop this chap - it started out fairly well with the "your profile intriges me" and rapidly went to "are you shaven?"...

I just lost it - trust me sometimes they are just too cocky (no pun intended), it wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't a VIRGIN!

freescorfr said:

I didn't know the Welsh did much sex. Not like the Scots.

Well I don't know many Welsh people (other than SW and she is constantly trying to get into my underwear) so I couldn't comment on them really - but hell, the Scotts...

BasilDD is a Scott and he certainally keeps me busy in the bedroom (and I don't mean dusting either :p)
 
Vivvie, I be true Welsh bint and ya love me for it, now quit chasing after that PM perv of yours and get sending me some more PM's about that bench in the garden :D
 
yes you hun, and wipe that stupid hurt look off your face - I don't believe it for a minute.
 
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