Why?

[DinoRossi]

Why don't lesbians ever wear big hats?

I have been pondering this question for days, and I can't come up with an answer.

 

[kinkyBinky]

Why don't lesbians ever wear big hats?

I have been pondering this question for days, and I can't come up with an answer.

Ok, you are an idiot. I hate to admit it but I did chuckle when I read this.

I stilll think you are an idiot though!

 

[WyldSpirit]

Hmmmm... does anyone wear big hats anymore?

 

[John Doe]

Hmmmm... does anyone wear big hats anymore?

I think hardly anyone wears hats, period. At least in the U.S.

 

[Equinoxe]

I knew someone once who wanted to bring back big hats as a fashion, but verily she was not a lesbian.

 

[DinoRossi]

I knew someone once who wanted to bring back big hats as a fashion, but verily she was not a lesbian.

The word "verily" is not used enough in my opinion.

 

[Equinoxe]

The word "verily" is not used enough in my opinion.

I agree, it adds a certain authority to one's words.

 

[WyldSpirit]

The word "verily" is not used enough in my opinion.

Wow, I too agree.

Of course, on average most people these days have vocabularies smaller than my aunt's parakeet. If you said the word verily in conversation to probably just about anyone now they'd probably be all confused and have to go look it up later.

*sigh* That's the problem with the television becoming the world's babysitter and no one reading for recreation anymore. Anyway, gotta love my tangents right? lol

 

[ravenmx]

I have a friend who is a lesbian and always wears those big floppy hat straw hats.

We always make fun of her. Reminds me of minnie pearl

 

[WyldSpirit]

My sister (not a lesbian, unless she's so closeted she'd never admit it, even to herself) wears the big, floppy straw hats in the summer, but she's so fair skinned that she burns very, very easily, so it's a health issue. Plus, my sister has never been accused of being fashionable lol.

 

[april-wine]

No Big Hats, it's in the rule book....Right after the secret handshake....

 

[WyldSpirit]

There's a rule book? Hmmmm... must only be for lesbians and they don't give it out to us lowly bi girls lol

 

[John Doe]

I knew someone once who wanted to bring back big hats as a fashion, but verily she was not a lesbian.

Alas, grass roots fashion movmements rarely, if ever, succeed.

 

[Equinoxe]

Alas, grass roots fashion movmements rarely, if ever, succeed.

Last I heard she was going to school to be a fashion designer, so if big hats make a come back, I may just have gone to High School with the woman responsible.

 

[John Doe]

Last I heard she was going to school to be a fashion designer, so if big hats make a come back, I may just have gone to High School with the woman responsible.

Ah, but schooling does not an influential designer make.

 

[deezire1900]

Maybe not big hats, but what is up with the big hair?

Big hair should be saved for Straight girls from the south and Drag Queens...I have seen so much big Lesbian hair lately that I had to ask myself...should I have big hair....nope.

 

[John Doe]

Maybe not big hats, but what is up with the big hair?

Big hair should be saved for Straight girls from the south and Drag Queens...I have seen so much big Lesbian hair lately that I had to ask myself...should I have big hair....nope.

I think big hair went completely outin the 80s, but maybe that's just me.

Anyway, I wish hats in general would come back. I think a ood fedora would be nice, and they're kinda sexy on a lot of women. For me if no one else is wearing them around though, it'd look like an anachronism, or waors an affectation, or even worse, I'd look like a dork! More than I do now that is.

 

[deezire1900]

I think nothing screams HOT like the Sombrero.

It is so exotic and sparkly.

 

[John Doe]

I think nothing screams HOT like the Sombrero.

It is so exotic and sparkly.

Hmm...NO.

 

[deezire1900]

Come on..your big hat is hot but mine isn't. Hip-a-crit.

I can't believe the big hair that is either still around and I have just discovered it, due to being out of the dating circle for so long...or coming back in.

 

[John Doe]

Come on..your big hat is hot but mine isn't. Hip-a-crit.

A fedora is not a big hat at all...or at least it's not nearly as big as a sombrero.

That and white people should not wear sombreros.

 

[Jander1]

Big hair should be saved for Straight girls from the south and Drag Queens...I have seen so much big Lesbian hair lately that I had to ask myself...should I have big hair....nope

I think big hair can be sexy on a woman as long as it is crimped and bleached. Memories of my first , picked her up on my JC Penny Pinto Moped.

Whatever it takes!

 

[deezire1900]

Funny.

 

[John Doe]

I think nothing screams HOT like the Sombrero.

It is so exotic and sparkly.

Oh, I almost forgot. A proper sombrero is NOT "sparkly."

 

[ShieldMaiden]

The word "verily" is not used enough in my opinion.

Aye. Nor is "alas", "anon" or "prithee".

And, regarding fedoras, well, there's nothing sexier than a man in a hat. 'Specially with it cocked down over one eye.

*faints*