Why?

[johnnieblue44]

Answer the question above you, and then ask another question that starts with "Why..."?

Maybe we can solve the riddles of the universe. Or not. Maybe we just fuck around a bit.

Here goes.....

Why in a rainstorm do people turn their palms up to see just how hard it's raining?

 

[numeniusa]

Answer the question above you, and then ask another question that starts with "Why..."?

Maybe we can solve the riddles of the universe. Or not. Maybe we just fuck around a bit.

Here goes.....

Why in a rainstorm do people turn their palms up to see just how hard it's raining?

Cos it's quicker than taking their socks off to feel it with their feet

Why does cumming quietly give me an instant headache?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[johnnieblue44]

Eecause it's a joyous sensual experience! Look up into the sky, feel it on your face too, and running down the front of your neck, the harder the better. .


Chicken wings; just why eat them? So little meat, so much work, Better bits of chicken to eat ....

There's no reason to eat wings when perfectly good breasts are available.

Why do waiters/waitresses have to introduce themselves nowadays?

 

[thedeepestsigh]

There's no reason to eat wings when perfectly good breasts are available.

Why do waiters/waitresses have to introduce themselves nowadays?

So that you feel like you've had the"personal touch"and therefore will give bigger tips

Why do people order fast food,with all the extras then get a diet Coke ?

 

[yellow_rose71]

So that you feel like you've had the"personal touch"and therefore will give bigger tips

Why do people order fast food,with all the extras then get a diet Coke ?

Because they have the freedom to order whatever they like.... the calories they save on the soda can be spent on the fries.

Why do people feel the need to tell me their bank card has a chip even though I told them to swipe it down the edge?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Because they have the freedom to order whatever they like.... the calories they save on the soda can be spent on the fries.

Why do people feel the need to tell me their bank card has a chip even though I told them to swipe it down the edge?

Because the bank told us to use the chip when they sent it to us. You're just being difficult.

Why do people drive in the left lane at the sped limit when the road signs clearly state "slow traffic keep right" ???
(Read your state driver's manuel and only use the left lane to pass, sheesh people!

 

[johnnieblue44]

Because the bank told us to use the chip when they sent it to us. You're just being difficult.

Why do people drive in the left lane at the sped limit when the road signs clearly state "slow traffic keep right" ???
(Read your state driver's manuel and only use the left lane to pass, sheesh people!

Because it's how they go through life, generally. Clueless and selfish.

Why do I sometimes feel a bit awkward when I masturbate when my dog is in the room, watching...?

 

[Caladyinred6969]

Because it's how they go through life, generally. Clueless and selfish.

Why do I sometimes feel a bit awkward when I masturbate when my dog is in the room, watching...?

Whoa, so I am supposed to feel awkward? I just feel as if I'm playing to an audience... my bad!

Why, when there is a crowd waiting for the elevator, a new person will walk up and STILL press the up/down call button? As if we are all just standing around for the hell of it!!!! Grrrrrrrr

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[johnnieblue44]

I think it's because it's fun to press buttons

Why do people get so mean on lit? It's meant to be fun here?

Because some people find it easy to be mean when they're protected by the cloak of electronic anonymity.

Why can't they come up with a more convenient apparatus to clip toenails?

 

[done_got_old]

Because some people find it easy to be mean when they're protected by the cloak of electronic anonymity.

Why can't they come up with a more convenient apparatus to clip toenails?

Because engineers can never think in simple terms.

Why didn't Hoover put a chicken in every pot?