Why We're Fucked Up.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-09-25/wal-mart-cutting-orders-as-unsold-merchandise-piles-up.html

I went to THE SUPER CENTER yesterday for grits and citrus fertilizer. Wally had neither. So I went to Lowe's for the fertilizer, and got the grits another place.

Empty shelves and no people is business as usual at WW lately. And what they sell costs more nowadays. Theres 30 registers and 2 of them open.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The savings in health care will soon unleash a flood of buying.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The savings in health care will soon unleash a flood of buying.

I cant wait!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I am anticipating this tsunami of happiness and riches more than my first Alice Cooper concert...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I am anticipating this tsunami of happiness and riches more than my first Alice Cooper concert...

I sense your excitement, and its infectious.

Good News! Bill says Chelsea's qualified to be President.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://www.nationalreview.com/node/359515/print

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I sense your excitement, and its infectious.

Good News! Bill says Chelsea's qualified to be President.

Well, she has lived in the White House.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I never went to see Alice Cooper.


Gaia continues to disclose more to you and to me . . . .

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Well, she has lived in the White House.

And interviewed the GEICO lizard.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Billion Dollar Baby!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Billion Dollar Baby!

I think she'd be perfect for leading cartoon people.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Get her a fiddle and let her name her horse to the Senate...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And he remembers the lyrics.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Not only that, but compare the use of ums, ahs and other pauses of speech between the two...




One of them we are told is clean and, um, er, ah..., articulate while the other is an idiot.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah . . . but who was it told us that?


Right, the guy who got the bucket of warm spit.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Bright too...


Every bit as bright as Bashir!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And a smoker, too, like this guy:

I wonder if he could patch up a gunshot wound like that guy, too?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I prefer the way Rolling Stone treats Terrorists.


I cannot wait for the Navy Yard Shooter edition. I like elves...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Their article on .50-cal. rifles was so informative, in a propagandistic kind of way. But I still resent them for not publishing my well-crafted and skillfully worded letter to the editor . . .


written in a bar . . .


on a cocktail napkin . . .


in surgically precise draftsman's lettering.


I think it may have been a couple of words too long, and too grammatically correct.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

ELF says use a 12 gauge...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah . . . and to drive 60d spikes into the timber harvest. Mad at the industry and the capitalists? Then hurt the workers. Makes perfect sense to me.


Now, freeing the minks? That's the ticket.


And the boobs . . . free the boobs, too.


Free boobs:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They look like rentals to me...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Yeah . . . and to drive 60d spikes into the timber harvest. Mad at the industry and the capitalists? Then hurt the workers. Makes perfect sense to me.


Now, freeing the minks? That's the ticket.


And the boobs . . . free the boobs, too.


Free boobs:

I usta work for her.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She's the rental, the boobs are on the line of credit.


She's going to Wharton, you know.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

She's the rental, the boobs are on the line of credit.


She's going to Wharton, you know.

She comes from Hershey PA, her dad usta send us cases of candy.