Why the VCR "Record" Function Can't and Doesn't Work

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're an idiot.

 

[BlazeofLife]

The almighty VCR clock, which is already gaining mastery over households across the world by hypnotizing them with its rythmic flashing of non-syncronous time, plays havoc with the record function.
It does this to annoy you.
Even almighty VCR clocks need entertainment.

Blaze

 

[sexy-girl]

well at least you didn't say because you're a woman

 

[sunstruck]

No, it can't and doesn't work because my nephew spilled orange juice in it and now that function is no longer viable.

So there!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

well at least you didn't say because you're a woman

I said "idiot". Same thing.


































Oh come on, you GAVE me that one!

 

[patient1]

You're an idiot.

No, it doesn't work because it has no 'work "fucker" ' the work fucker is in use in your other thread at this time.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Now I am confused. I thought he meant, "Why the VCR "Record" Function Can't and Doesn't Word."

 

[sexy-girl]

yep i'll allow that one on grounds of being to hard to resist

 

[patient1]

Agreed, sexy-girl is irresistible.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Even almighty VCR clocks need entertainment.

That's why the Microwave clock was invented.

 

[Spinaroonie]

That's why I record to my computer. Those ALWAYS function.

 

[Private Vasquez]

"play" and "record" at the same time doesn't make much sense to me.

 

[Pyper]

The record function doesn't work because the three tapes I grabbed from my parents' house are:

1) So overused that the picture becomes warped halfway through the playback
2) Actually "Far and Away" in a blank case
3) A VCR head cleaner, whatever the hell that is.

In other words, I'm an idiot for not checking the tapes first.

 

[MunchinMark]

It doesn't work because you neglected to learn Japanese, Spanish, Swedish and something that looks East European, which are the languages of the manual writer. How small minded of you.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're just trying to segue this back into a REDWAVE thread, aren' tyou?

 

[MunchinMark]

I didn't even think of it like that until you said it.

 

[sexy-girl]

Agreed, sexy-girl is irresistible.

i never saw that before ... thank you