Why the Literoticans can't whine

LukkyKnight

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Did you read the article about the newbie who turned himself permanently blue? Holding his breath didn't do it, he kept passing out and then his autonomic systems would cut in and he'd just wake up confused with a nasty headache. He had to resort to taking supplements to suppress his appeal to women...
 
No, I've suffered no other lasting effects except a curious desire to lower the amount of government interference. Of course, since there's next to no interference here from any authority source whatsoever, that's kinda difficult, so I end up taking out my frustrated desires on innocent passers-by in the form of very bad puns, obscure allusions, and other such desperate cries for attention.
 
I thought it was because they hadn't fermented long enough.


*going downstairs for my second bottle of wine to accompany tonight's Litertainment*
 
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PepperminTrish said:


Ooooooohhhhhhh, can you pour me a glass also??
(Love the new AV Cutie ........ very sexy!!)

*hands PT a glass*

Let's all get comfortable for the Friday night frolics. . .

(I just ordered a digital camera. . .we may have some real cutie sightings next week. ;)
 
cutie pie said:
)

*hands PT a glass*

Let's all get comfortable for the Friday night frolics. . .

(I just ordered a digital camera. . .we may have some real cutie sightings next week. ;)

You ordered a digital camera??!!??!!
Whoo-hooo!!!!!
:D :D :D :D
You're going to have soooooo much fun with it!!
(Sorry for the highjack Lukky!)
 
Furthering the hijack

Trish -- that is the sexiest AV on the whole entire board. Good job!

(I didn't think LK would mind that one)
 
Re: Furthering the hijack

someplace said:
Trish -- that is the sexiest AV on the whole entire board. Good job!

(I didn't think LK would mind that one)

:eek:

OMG ............ Now how much do I owe you for saying that??

What a wonderful compliment, thank you.
 
There isn't room on the board for all my whines today, so I'm gonna take a nap.
 
J'yur Welcome

PepperminTrish said:
OMG ............ Now how much do I owe you for saying that??

Not a thing. It's the truth according to me. I have one of those kind of outfits and it NEVER looked that good on me. I'm sooooo jealous! Carry ON!
 
Re: J'yur Welcome

someplace said:


Not a thing. It's the truth according to me. I have one of those kind of outfits and it NEVER looked that good on me. I'm sooooo jealous! Carry ON!
She means, "Carry on with Lukky Knight" I'm sure. :D
 
Re: Re: J'yur Welcome

LukkyKnight said:
She means, "Carry on with Lukky Knight" I'm sure. :D

Oh, I didn't see the rest of this to reply to her! I'm glad that you bumped it back up and I'm sure that's exactly what she meant.
;)

(Thank you someplace! :kiss: )
 
Indeed. Now, the sound of a garter being released, by contrast, is the PERFECT sound to awaken me...
 
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