Why the fuck not - the most popular story category by the GB!

[KillerMuffin]

What's your fave story category?? Don't be shy, it's anonymous right! The FBI is not secretly watching to see if you pick incest over romance! Your girlfriend is not schmoozing through your history to see if you like gay males over erotic couplings! Your mother is not hacking into your computer to find out why you prefer the family dog over that nice young girl from bingo!

So which is GB? Which category do you like the best?

I'm doing this as a poll so ya'll don't actually have to log out and pretend to be someone else or do it Unregistered.

"Yeah, I, uh, I like the ones where, uh, the, uh, I like the mother-son stories where the mom's tie their sons to the couch and use a vacuum cleaner and Heinz Ketchup, not any other brand, just Heinz, to rock his world. Yeah, God that makes me cum every time. I'm just not using my real name in case mom is reading this and you guys won't laugh at me and call me Ketchup boy like the lunch ladies in Junior High did when they caught me with a bottle of ketchup and the vacuum cleaner after school. It's a very ugly memory." ~ NotProblemChild.

*whispers* Sorry PC, couldn't help picking on you, specially with that whole Mr. Friendly business. You know I love ya, man and that I make stuff up. I did make this up, didn't I? Gawd I hope so.

 

[Always]

Non-con wasn't a choice, so i picked gay male, the one i have the most experience reading, roleplaying, and masturbating to.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh come now, what is other? Non-consent? Extreme? Mature? Mind Control? The regularly scheduled BB soap opera?

 

[Guest]

Yeah. Yes. I like the stories where, the stories with the cheerleaders and.. and the family dog with the father masturbating in the closet and then, the mother come in and ties the girl down and spanks her until and takes pictures of her naked and shows them to Jenny the head cheerleader next door - then the three of them get into an orgy with the daughter getting it up the ass from dad and the mother and head cheerleader 69ing each other and Jenny turns out to be an anckle bitting demon from beyond who has hypnotized them all into doing these horrable things!

 

[Laurel]

I'm glad you're not Never, 'cause that's pretty messed up.

 

[KillerMuffin]

At least she didn't mention ketchup and vacuum cleaners. PC is seriously twisted. Er, sorry, NOTpc is seriously twisted.

 

[Problem Child]

You forgot GoJo handcleaner, jumper cables, A1 sauce, and a makita 3/8" hand drill.

 

[Pyper]

Wait, go back. Ankle-biting demons?

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"I'm glad you're not Never, 'cause that's pretty messed up."

Yes that is!
I mean, I'd at least ask for it in audio format...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Makita? I thought we'd agreed on DeWalt?

 

[Problem Child]

Make it Black & Decker and Thousand Island dressing and you got a deal hon.

And don't wear panties, they'll only slow us down.

 

[miles]

Jumper cables? Did someone say jumper cables?

I'll bring the saddle and the portable recharge unit.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Roger that Sarge. Black and Decker belt sander loaded with feathers as ordered. They don't have thousand island at the mess hall, shall I send a private out to requisition some? Can we break article 125 all over the place anyway?

 

[cymbidia]

i voted "Other" and you probably know why

Laurel:
"I'm glad you're not Never, 'cause that's pretty messed up."

Yes that is!
I mean, I'd at least ask for it in audio format...

I thought you didn't do audio, Never?

And KM, where was BDSM in your list, hmmm? Hmmmm? Dammit, girl, i *know* you read them...

 

[Never]

I got Real Player last night.
I want to make the most of my 26.95..

 

[nasty]

DAMN!!!!

I voted before reading the thread. I thought it was the most popular, which I put as Incest. But my favorite would be Celeb, lesbian, AND Incest. I like Anal, but havn't read a story in that category.

 

[RisiaSkye]

I'm all for other

I have yet to find a whole category that doesn't appeal to me. I find stories I don't like, plenty of them. But, it doesn't turn me off to a whole category of fantasy. That's just overkill.

Playing favorites, though, I'd have to say EC, Group, and BDSM run pretty close to equal at the top of my list--the "new" ones I read first.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: i voted "Other" and you probably know why

I thought you didn't do audio, Never?

And KM, where was BDSM in your list, hmmm? Hmmmm? Dammit, girl, i *know* you read them...

SSSSSHHHHHHHH cym!!!!! My mother or the FBI might be reading this!

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Re: i voted "Other" and you probably know why

SSSSSHHHHHHHH cym!!!!! My mother or the FBI might be reading this!

Just tell your mother everything. Yes, *everything*. Her reaction might surprise and thrill you. In any case, you won't have to worry about her reading this anymore.

Now about your FBI concern...
uh...
How many guns DO you have?
Are they all legal?

 

[Sephiroth]

The celeb category.

<- Duh!

 

[TN_Vixen]

All of them

but I'll admit to it.