Why So Serious?

[princesssexci]

"ya don't huh?" she held back the urge to ask why he did in the first place. Harlequinn what an odd name, but she supposed it fit the jokers odd nature. Ivy used a syringe to suck up her odd concoction and flashed the joker a sly smile. " took a lot less time than I expected.... But I do request that she stay here so I can see of there are any strange side effects. I am a scientist you know..."

ivys sentence lingered and then she added" you may stay if you wish..." ivy said airly as she flicked the syringe them stuck it in the girl. The girl even giggled as she was getting needles stuck on her. "I'll give her some resistance shots later after this stuff is in her system. The last thing she needs is to over dose."

 

[Ravenloft]

Ivy's comment and her sly smile raised the Joker's Ire almost instantly. "You think I gassed her on purpose?!" He growled, his voice raising an octive or two at the end as his hand clenched, white knuckled around the handle of his shock-cane. "Why, I aught to..."

It was apparant that Ivy was unintimidated by his raised dander as she casually drew a syringe full of her medicine and requested Harley stay under her supervision. The Joker glared wide eyes as he clenched his teeth and held his breath while Ivy administered the medicine to Harley, inviting him to stay as well, though it seemed to him to be an after thought.

Harley's giggling cheered him up and calmed him down a bit. "How long?" He asked as he leaned on his cane, giving Harley a gooey eyed look.

 

[princesssexci]

"hm? Only about three days at most." ivy said "not too long because medicines never have side effects... Well not purposely." Harley gave a little yawn and cuddled closely to the pillow. She looked like a little girl so innocent. It rose questions for ivy how'd she get mixed up with the joker.

"well there's nothing more we can do but wait..." Ivy left the room partially expecting the joker to follow but partially certain he would stay with Harlequinn.

 

[Ravenloft]

"Three days?! By that time the Batman will be at your door. No doubt he's seen report of our activities at the mall by now. How do you expect to deal with HIM?! I'm not exactly prepared for a surprise visit you know, after all, I had to rush here just to make sure Harley made it through alright." The Joker groused as he gave Harley one last glance before following Ivy out of the room, leaving her to rest.

"Side effects? What sort of side effects could there be?? She won't grow scales or anything, will she? Not that there is anything wrong with that..." The Joker was silent as he considered the sort of mutations that Harley could end up with. A third eye, leafy green skin... The possiblilities were boundless. "Waiting... I hate wating." He grumbled as he kept pace with Ivy.

 

[princesssexci]

Ivy had to keep from laughing. His impatience was rather amusing."and people say you aren't funny. Don't worry I am always prepared..." after all what sort of scientist gets hijacked by batsy in her own lab.. Granted, she needed to finish some of potions like her lip gloss. " don't worry..." ivy repeated," they don't call me poison ivy for nothing. Other wise would you be here?"


"other side effects? I assure you mr joker there will be no side effects it's just a precaution, of course... If you feel that you should leave immediately I won't stop you."

 

[Ravenloft]

"No, I suppose I wouldn't be here if it were otherwise. Color me intregued. I think we'll stay, just to see how you deal with the Bat. He's no joke, you know, if you can get past his pansy side kick that is... See, I have the decency to at least get a side kick with REAL pussy..."

 

[princesssexci]

Harleys eyes fluttered open as she tried to figure out where she was. The room she was in was a bright green and she wasn't sure but it almost seemed like the plants in the room were observing her. " h-hello.." she called out and at that moment a red headed girl walked in. " ah so you're awake, do you feel funny at all miss harlequinn."

Harley frowned and ignored question," who are you?"

" forgive me, I am Ivy Porter. Mister Joker brought you here. It seems you were loaded with laughing gas. I swear isn't it just like a man to have a woman fix his mistakes."

" j-joker?" her eyes widened with fear as she remembered everything that happened at Victorias Secret. "I-is he mad?"

" he didn't seem like it no.." ivy said then raised her eyebrow. "Should he be?"

before Harley could answer the door opened slowly abs her heart beat quickened in a bit of both fear and excitement.

 

[Ravenloft]

"Harley! My dulcet darling. You're awake!" The Joker gushed as he entered and saw that she was. He came to her side quickly and knelt, giving her a tender kiss before pulling away and promptly giving her a sharp slap across her cheek. "Foolish girl, what were you thinking? Running away from me at the mall! You got yourself poisoned! Good thing I knew JUST where to bring you, else, you'd be dead by now... And I'd be out one... Lucious... Vivacious... Succulent... Sidekick!"

 

[princesssexci]

"I'm sorry mistah j I didn't mean anything by it I just thought that it might make ya laugh?"

Ivy raised her eyebrow at the girl. Make him laugh? Oh this aught to be good. "Go on.."

"Um well ya see the guys were so serious lookin and I thought wouldn't it be funny if they tried to catch mistah j?"

Oh crap that came out wrong!

"i mean it'd be funny because my mistah j could... outwit the
all. I didn't mean anything by it though, Mistah j really I didn't."

Poor girl, Ivy thought, trapped with a psychopath and no way out.

 

[Ravenloft]

"And here I thought you were just trying to make me jealous... Just like... Mother... And you REMEMBER how I solved THAT problem. Now, tell me that you love me, Puddin, and that you'll never, ever, ever try to leave me again..." The Joker said as he gently caressed the red welted side of Harley's face, his eyes wide with posessive admiration.

 

[princesssexci]

Harley gulped and nodded,"I-I love you mistah J." It was a soft vulnerable whisper. One that tore at Ivys heart. She really was trapped and Ivy doubted there was anything she could do about it. "Ill never leave ya reallly I won't ." There was a slight bit of fear in the girls voice. Harley forced another smile at the Joker.

 

[Ravenloft]

"Now THAT'S music to my EARS!" The Joker jumped to his feet and offered Harley his hand, the same hand he'd just slapped her with. "So... Ivy, my darling host, I trust you have planned a meal for us? I can't speak for my Puddin here, but I'm so famished, I could probably eat a whole rinocerous."

 

[princesssexci]

Ivys eyes narrowed at the clown. "I hadn't been expecting anyone but I'll have the servants bring up something." Ivy turned to Harley," Ill do some tests on you later. I'm afraid that as you so quaintly call him Mister jay, will not be able to watch I hope you don't mind."

It almost seemed like Harley gave a sigh of relief then nervously glanced up at the Joker. Ivy had to restrain herself from groaning. " Dont worry she won't be gone for too long , mister joker." And then Ivy left before he could give one of his witty remarks.

 

[Ravenloft]

The Joker opened his mouth to say something, but Ivy was already gone. "Must be off to a very important date... Curiouser and curiouser..." He mumbled to himself instead. He did a little jig that ended with him weilding his cane in Harley's direction, which made her flinch, only he didn't strike her, he was only holding the end of it out for her to grab ahold of and hoist herself up. "Go on, take the end, puddin." He prompted as he nudged it at her lightly. "Lets go explore the grounds before dinner. There's this man eating venus fly trap that I just HAVE to show you! His name is Audrey."

 

[princesssexci]

Harley stared at the end of the cane, slightly hesitant about grabbing the end, what if it was poisoned or somethin? Then again she might upset him by not grabbing it. Silently sighing in defeat, she grabbed hold of the end of the cane even though she wasn't particularly interested in a Venus Flytrap.

 

[Ravenloft]

The Joker hoisted Harley to her feet with his cane with a laugh. Taking her by her waist with one arm, he forcefully drew her against his body so that she could feel his contures against her own. He looked into her eyes silently, his expression shifting several times. Was he happy, was he annoyed, disgusted, horny? They went so fast Harley couldn't be sure "You're my best girl, you know that?" He said finally, planting a soft kiss on her forehead.

 

[princesssexci]

"You're my best girl, you know that?" He said finally, planting a soft kiss on her forehead.

"Heh, thanks-mistah J." She stammered as she was hoisted towards him, pressed against his body. she couldn't read the emotions on his face though.

He seemed lustful at first, then angry, then sad. It confused her because she wasn't sure which one he was feelin.

"And you're my mistah j. " it was still slightly nervous in tone and pitched but she managed to give him a kiss on the cheek but he was taller than her so the kiss landed on his lips.

That's when she felt it... the tingle you get when kissing your true love.

That only meant one thing, she was screwed!

 

[Ravenloft]

The Joker grasped Harley's hips as returned her kiss with the fervor of a madman. After a moment he leaned in so that his forehead touched to hers and broke the kiss, grinning as he whispered. "You're so tense puddin, perhaps you should kill someone? That always calms MY nerves..."

 

[princesssexci]

Harley pulled away from the kiss, dazed and slightly in a trance. She raised her sky blue eyes to stare at the mad man before her as he mentioned killing. She was so screwed! How was she supposed to turn him into Batsy when she was falling for him. She managed a small smile," I ain't tense mistah j, if I am it was cuz of your kiss. I think that would make any sane girl, crazy."

Eager to test the kiss out again, to make sure that she wasn't mistaking dislike or even hate for love, Harley stood on her tiptoes and gently pressed her lips against his. Again that tingle ran down her spine. What she didn't know was that this was part of the side effects of the injection Miss Ivy had given her.Chills and tingles.