Why oh why?

[Eumenides]

Is the beautifying process so damned ugly???

 

[cybergirly]

And smelly.

 

[Eumenides]

And smelly.

Fortunately Magic is not smelly like nair!

 

[Guest]

 

[cybergirly]

Fortunately Magic is not smelly like nair!

I like the smell of nair better.

 

[His_kitty]

Wax really doesn't have a smell.

 

[Eumenides]

Wax really doesn't have a smell.

But it's owie!

 

[marksgirl]

Pluck....ouch. Wax.....ouch. Magic.......smelly. Painting nails........smelly too. Hair spray........sticky and smelly. It hurts and is smelly to be beautiful. The price we pay for beauty!

 

[His_kitty]

But it's owie!

You get use to it.


A little warm at first, then one quick tug and it's over.

 

[hogjack]

I do it just for him, her or it

To get the way I look I go through hell.

The sandblasting isn't really ugly but it leaves a big mess.

 

[Eumenides]

Hoggy...there are facial scrubs for that, and s.o.s. pads. No need to bring out the artillery.

 

[capricious_chic]

I dunno, I absolutely love the smell of the spa.

And all the yummy things that they use.

 

[st4nton]

can i use magic on my face?

 

[Eumenides]

can i use magic on my face?

Yup.

 

[capricious_chic]

That is actually the main use of magic.

 

[st4nton]

so whats it gonna do? keep me from shaving all the time?

sounds fun.

 

[hogjack]

The King

Hoggy...there are facial scrubs for that, and s.o.s. pads. No need to bring out the artillery.

My situation is unique since I am now confined to a dungeon cell by order of the King. I have an iron mask on and I'm pretty sure my complexion is shot to hell.

The sandblasting is part of a monthly beautification ritual I use to clean that mask. Facial scrubs have little effect on iron though SOS pads can be effective on certain blemished parts of it.

 

[Nora]

Silly Hogjack! You don't need to go through all that scrubbing! If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times that I think your rust just makes you look more distinguished. A little WD-40 and you're good to go, as far as I'm concerned!

 

[hogjack]

Iron Masks and fun

Silly Hogjack! You don't need to go through all that scrubbing! If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times that I think your rust just makes you look more distinguished. A little WD-40 and you're good to go, as far as I'm concerned!

I have a feeling the way the rust gets started would make for a good story or two. I'm thinking of selling a line of these masks under the Hogjack Erotic Playtoys label.

 

[JazzManJim]

I don't know that you need any of that to be beautiful, Eu.

Beauty stand all on its own.

 

[Nora]

I'd buy whatever you sold, babe.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

" Beauty is pain " ....



They have that little saying at the salon I go to get my eyebrows waxed. Personally when they shape them it does not hurt at all, maybe I have become immue to the pain.

 

[Smooth_Operator]

" Beauty is pain " ....

strike that...and reverse it.

 

[Nora]

strike that...and reverse it.

so little to do and so much time to do it in!!

hiya stranger =)

 

[riff]

Beauty is an idea. Don't know why we are so obsessed by it.

Could it be television?