Why No One Gives a Fuck if you Expose an Alt

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Everyone here is using a fake name. There's another word for that. It's "alt".

No one gives a fuck who you think is who.

 

[Disgustipated]

Fuck off, Petey!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Call me Rob.

 

[Sinny]

Actually, this is my real name. My parents were cruel fucks.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Actually, this is my real name. My parents were cruel fucks.

Any relation to the Cruel Fucks of Boston?

 

[Sinny]

Any relation to the Cruel Fucks of Boston?

They're distant cousins. But that branch of the family had a falling out with my maternal side of the family over a bad debt between Wayne "Bubba" Cruel Fuck and Earl "Cooter" Cruel Fuck. I haven't seen them in eons.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm pretty sure they were in the Tea Party debate audience the other night.

 

[thør]

They're distant cousins. But that branch of the family had a falling out with my maternal side of the family over a bad debt between Wayne "Bubba" Cruel Fuck and Earl "Cooter" Cruel Fuck. I haven't seen them in eons.

Bubba and Cooter both moved to Chicken, Alaska.

 

[thør]

I'm pretty sure they were in the Tea Party debate audience the other night.

They flew down to defend Earl Grey.

 

[Sinny]

Bubba and Cooter both moved to Chicken, Alaska.

I fear for a place called Chicken, Alaska. Is it anything like Yakima, Washington? (the part that is not the wine country). If so, I shall be keeping my distance. A lot of distance.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Call me Rob.

I tried. Your number has been disconnected.

 

[thør]

I fear for a place called Chicken, Alaska. Is it anything like Yakima, Washington? (the part that is not the wine country). If so, I shall be keeping my distance. A lot of distance.

No problem, it's off to the side of a side road. But there was a music fest there this summer; Chickenstock!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I tried. Your number has been disconnected.

Fucking FBI.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

To keep it from being redundant, it should be "Fucking BI."

 

[Sean]

Funniest thread I've seen on the GB in a while.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Having recently created an alt, I wish to say: holy fuck, what a pain in the ass that is. You people who make a career of it are crazy.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Everyone here is using a fake name. There's another word for that. It's "alt".

No one gives a fuck who you think is who.

You're just validating your God complex

 

[islandman]

Having recently created an alt, I wish to say: holy fuck, what a pain in the ass that is. You people who make a career of it are crazy.

Sandy Limatina?

 

[KRCummings]

Sandy Limatina?

No, that was me.

 

[Sinny]

Sorry, Sonny. I like your alt better than you. (Only because of the orgy)

 

[Disgustipated]

Having recently created an alt, I wish to say: holy fuck, what a pain in the ass that is. You people who make a career of it are crazy.

Racist!

 

[Recidiva]

I do think it's funny when you can figure out who someone is because they misspell the same word over and over. But lots of people don't really "get" my kind of humor.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Everyone here is using a fake name. There's another word for that. It's "alt".

No one gives a fuck who you think is who.

Well, almost everyone uses a fake name.

But everyone has it on good authority, as documented and revealed by Lance, that you and I are the same person.

Hahahahahaha.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Racist!

It's not racist if it's in a threeway.

 

[limodriverslut]

Fucking FBI... sounds like a new Role Play in the making right there. ~ thanks