reddbananas
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So I’m dating a nice girl now and it SUCKS. You know what I mean, it just sucks. She’s no challenge. She’s got no pzzazz. She’s good looking and tall, and has her own condo. She’s not bitter about her ex, and never talks about the jerk. She’s just too fucking nice. Tame. Boring.
She just doesn’t go after what she wants. Or maybe I have no idea what she wants. She has no “hunger”. There’s nothing she’s got to do or have. Yes, that would include my cock. But I know she has to have a man in her life. She says she’s honest, and won’t even bring pens home from work. But she does cheat on her taxes, like we all do. She wants to be a ‘good person.’ She doesn’t seem to know what the hell a ‘bad girl’ is, aside from the psycho bitch in “Play Misty.” She doesn’t know what the fuck a whore is, either the sleep around kind, or the street ‘hos. If she had the words, I’m sure she’d say, “What the hell do you guys get out of getting sucked off by some bimbo who lets you grab her big tits?”
Does she fuck? Yes, and I’ll tell you about that. First, excuse me… she says it’s making love. After I come, she hugs me and says, “Oh that was nice.” I KID YOU NOT. And then she beams at me and hugs me as if everything’s fine. But I don’t think she comes; she fakes satisfaction, as part of her ‘that’s nice’ routine.
I finally got so tired of her looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as I came, that I threw her on the floor one night and mounted her from behind. She was taken aback, but I could see she’s resolved to accept whatever happened--she says she’s very modern. I got behind her and entered her, and damned if she didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! But she wouldn’t arch up her butt and work it. Are there women out there who don’t know how to arch the butt up and back down; to fuck the guy who’s behind, grab his cock in their pussy, and say, “Give me all you’ve got!” YES, she’s my girlfriend!
“Doesn’t she give blowjobs? Is that the issue?” you ask. Well, she does. She must have read some sex manual, for she does it. Like playing a clarinet, she says. When I come, she spits it, real ladylike, into a Kleenex, like it’s a olive pit.
Would she touch herself while she’s doing it? Are you kidding?
Which brings us to her pussy. Excuse me, her ‘vagina’ as she calls it. She won’t touch it, except to wipe herself or insert a tampon or wash. So the words wouldn’t embarrass her, I even put her hand to her clit while we were getting it on, and she got embarrassed anyway, and seemed not to know what to do. But I’m pretty sure sometimes she fluffs it in the bathroom. She’d absolutely shit herself if I asked her to jerk off for me.
So for the nice girls out there, my advice is this. It’s great that you’re nice, but have some spirit. Don’t let your guy walk all over you. Occasionally be a ‘bad girl’ (that’s not a criminal). Find out what whores do. (OK, you don’t get the hint: Suck him off and swallow like it’s the nectar of the gods.) Say ‘No’ to him sometimes after you’ve stroked his cock for a bit, just to rile him up and make him take you, regardless.
Say something dirty to him when your 'making it.' Better, Be Dirty. Touch your ‘vagina’ for fun sometimes, make some noise and don’t shut the bathroom door. And when you’re got good at getting off, invite him to watch. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. When it’s true, tell him you want to come before he rolls over. Hold his finger tips to your 'vagina', doing to just right, till you come. Learn to want your orgasm, and if it hasn't happened after he spews, say so. Don’t ever use the word ‘nice’ to describe things, especially sex.
Have a interest in at LEAST one sexual kink. Bring pens home from work, occasionally; call from there and offer phone sex from your desk. Be a bitch and whore during sex. Get rid of the $20 white cotton bra and 2 square foot panties. Shave your pussy. Shake things up.
Be a woman, for God’s sake. Fuck and suck like one, and you’ll always have a good man in your life.
She just doesn’t go after what she wants. Or maybe I have no idea what she wants. She has no “hunger”. There’s nothing she’s got to do or have. Yes, that would include my cock. But I know she has to have a man in her life. She says she’s honest, and won’t even bring pens home from work. But she does cheat on her taxes, like we all do. She wants to be a ‘good person.’ She doesn’t seem to know what the hell a ‘bad girl’ is, aside from the psycho bitch in “Play Misty.” She doesn’t know what the fuck a whore is, either the sleep around kind, or the street ‘hos. If she had the words, I’m sure she’d say, “What the hell do you guys get out of getting sucked off by some bimbo who lets you grab her big tits?”
Does she fuck? Yes, and I’ll tell you about that. First, excuse me… she says it’s making love. After I come, she hugs me and says, “Oh that was nice.” I KID YOU NOT. And then she beams at me and hugs me as if everything’s fine. But I don’t think she comes; she fakes satisfaction, as part of her ‘that’s nice’ routine.
I finally got so tired of her looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as I came, that I threw her on the floor one night and mounted her from behind. She was taken aback, but I could see she’s resolved to accept whatever happened--she says she’s very modern. I got behind her and entered her, and damned if she didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! But she wouldn’t arch up her butt and work it. Are there women out there who don’t know how to arch the butt up and back down; to fuck the guy who’s behind, grab his cock in their pussy, and say, “Give me all you’ve got!” YES, she’s my girlfriend!
“Doesn’t she give blowjobs? Is that the issue?” you ask. Well, she does. She must have read some sex manual, for she does it. Like playing a clarinet, she says. When I come, she spits it, real ladylike, into a Kleenex, like it’s a olive pit.
Would she touch herself while she’s doing it? Are you kidding?
Which brings us to her pussy. Excuse me, her ‘vagina’ as she calls it. She won’t touch it, except to wipe herself or insert a tampon or wash. So the words wouldn’t embarrass her, I even put her hand to her clit while we were getting it on, and she got embarrassed anyway, and seemed not to know what to do. But I’m pretty sure sometimes she fluffs it in the bathroom. She’d absolutely shit herself if I asked her to jerk off for me.
So for the nice girls out there, my advice is this. It’s great that you’re nice, but have some spirit. Don’t let your guy walk all over you. Occasionally be a ‘bad girl’ (that’s not a criminal). Find out what whores do. (OK, you don’t get the hint: Suck him off and swallow like it’s the nectar of the gods.) Say ‘No’ to him sometimes after you’ve stroked his cock for a bit, just to rile him up and make him take you, regardless.
Say something dirty to him when your 'making it.' Better, Be Dirty. Touch your ‘vagina’ for fun sometimes, make some noise and don’t shut the bathroom door. And when you’re got good at getting off, invite him to watch. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. When it’s true, tell him you want to come before he rolls over. Hold his finger tips to your 'vagina', doing to just right, till you come. Learn to want your orgasm, and if it hasn't happened after he spews, say so. Don’t ever use the word ‘nice’ to describe things, especially sex.
Have a interest in at LEAST one sexual kink. Bring pens home from work, occasionally; call from there and offer phone sex from your desk. Be a bitch and whore during sex. Get rid of the $20 white cotton bra and 2 square foot panties. Shave your pussy. Shake things up.
Be a woman, for God’s sake. Fuck and suck like one, and you’ll always have a good man in your life.
