Why my troll will always fail.

[Starfish]

They only make me funnier and cuter than ever.

And besides, I've said it before...You cannot kill that which is already dead.

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And it is a given that they lack wit, merit and the ability to hold an audiances interest. They could at least try and be funny but NOOOOOOOOOOO. Fine. be that way. I don't care. I have bigger, better problems to make fun of. My tit fell off, and who knows what is next. A limb of some sort, for sure.


God, this reincarnation stuff sure is fucked up. I thought for sure that I'd get a new body each time.

502 here we come.

 

[Guest]

Why don't you lik me?

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, right. whatever. Yayati is three thousand times more entertaining that you are. Besides, it is 11:25pm where he is and he has to be up before 5:45 to aim his bobbing noggen at mecca.

I may be dead, but I am no fool.

reject.

 

[Guest]

Oh I bother you. I watch your pathetic attention grabbing "I'm so sick..my cunt is falling off. "I'm everything intolerable and they can't find a cure"Woe is me"Pity me"Poor me" posts and I thing 'Wow'.

What a totally fucked up, dysfuntional, deviant excuse for a human being.

Newsflash: No one cares, no one wants you, you will die hopefully soon and spare all of us at Lit the selfrighteous, affirmation needing, bullshit.

Your act is old and no one believes it or falls for it anymore. Give it up.

 

[Guest]

Fuck off!

 

[Guest]

Well gosh golly gee!! An alcoholic loser has just told me to fuck off.

I'll be damned. I'm hurt and disillusioned.

I thought the IQ level here was much higher. I've been deceived and I'm not happy.

Vodkaperson - SUCK MY BIG HARD DICK. Backatcha!

 

[Azwed]

This guy sounds like Jessie Helms DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE Jessie.

 

[Starfish]

Okay, I admit it. I am lying. Even though I never said I was dying, I lied. I am. Just like you and you and the next guy. We are all destined to die. Maybe that is what makes you so uncomfortable with yourself, that you have to over exaggerate or fabricate the faults of others. You are as good as dead too, my friend.

I admit it, I lied. I am not sick, just terminally alive. I know I've lead on that I am dead, but I am really alive. I am so sorry for lying.


The pain of it all must be excruciating to bear there troll. You think you'd take and antifishtamine, but you simply won't do it. What? are you allergic to them. Do you have to get your fishbashingfix or you will keel?

Why do you so adamantly read what I post if you can't stand me and you think I am a fraud? You have no evidence that I am, so why are you so dead set against me? Do you want proof that I am ill? I guess I can make my medical records public to you if you tell me where to send them? I am an honest person. That bothers you, doesn't it. I'll be glad to photo copy any hospital forms I have and that of my doctor's records, and send them to you asap. I am going up to my doc's office on monday and I'll be glad to get my records then. Just say the word and pm and address.

Oh, wait, No, you don't want proof. You want to go on having something to dog me about, because otherwise you'd never gain my attention. The attention you so desperatly crave and desire, and will do about anything to get.

You've got it. Here I am.


Forever yours,
Gretchen

 

[Guest]

If you're not happy, that's a good news to me.
Good night.

 

[Azwed]

Okay, I admit it. I am lying. Even though I never said I was dying, I lied. I am. Just like you and you and the next guy. We are all destined to die. Maybe that is what makes you so uncomfortable with yourself, that you have to over exaggerate or fabricate the faults of others. You are as good as dead too, my friend.

I admit it, I lied. I am not sick, just terminally alive. I know I've lead on that I am dead, but I am really alive. I am so sorry for lying.


The pain of it all must be excruciating to bear there troll. You think you'd take and antifishtamine, but you simply won't do it. What? are you allergic to them. Do you have to get your fishbashingfix or you will keel?

Why do you so adamantly read what I post if you can't stand me and you think I am a fraud? You have no evidence that I am, so why are you so dead set against me? Do you want proof that I am ill? I guess I can make my medical records public to you if you tell me where to send them? I am an honest person. That bothers you, doesn't it. I'll be glad to photo copy any hospital forms I have and that of my doctor's records, and send them to you asap. I am going up to my doc's office on monday and I'll be glad to get my records then. Just say the word and pm and address.

Oh, wait, No, you don't want proof. You want to go on having something to dog me about, because otherwise you'd never gain my attention. The attention you so desperatly crave and desire, and will do about anything to get.

You've got it. Here I am.


Forever yours,
Gretchen

Ok now once you got the address send it to me and I will go do the job. Hey Gretchen is a pretty name too.

 

[Starfish]

It's so fucked up. I have no resentment and wish no ill will on this person. I have obviously enraged him, and I don't know what I did. If I knew, I'd probably feel sorry and remorseful for upsetting them. I would never ever wish harm on them or seek out hurting him.


See, They can't and won't hurt me, because I won't let that happen by anyone without a face. Why should I wish pain like they try to put on me, on them?


I appreciate the support, but this person is the one who needs the support and love.

My heart hurts for you, unregistered. I am sorry you are so bitter and angry. I wish it weren't that way. I wish I could help, but I can't, and you won't let me.