Why it's great to be dominant

[AngelicAssassin]

People bring you Xmas cookies without asking for them.

 

[Kajira Callista]

People bring you Xmas cookies without asking for them.

lol *eyes the PB cookies*

 

[DVS]

women bend over and hold their ass cheeks open, when you tell t hem to.

Shit, some of them will even bring their own lube!

 

[A Desert Rose]

... Shit, some of them will even bring their own lube!

aaaahahahahahaha... this is sooo you!

 

[graceanne]

People bring you Xmas cookies without asking for them.

Really? I might have to switch . . . . hm . . .

 

[jadefirefly]

Wait, wait, wait...

You mean there's cookies?! And nobody's sharing with the rest of us?

*pout*

 

[FurryFury]

Peanut butter? Mmm! Put some right here? *smiles hopefully*

Fury

 

[Joe Schmoe]

Because it saves wear and tear on my knees.

 

[Cleopatra]

Wait, wait, wait...

You mean there's cookies?! And nobody's sharing with the rest of us?

*pout*

Be dominant - don't wait for the sharing.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Wait, wait, wait...

You mean there's cookies?! And nobody's sharing with the rest of us?

*pout*

Have a lemon. It'll improve the pouty lips. Speaking of lemons, i found this interesting click me.

Care to guess which two made me smile?

 

[FurryFury]

Have a lemon. It'll improve the pouty lips. Speaking of lemons, i found this interesting click me.

Care to guess which two made me smile?

Invisible ink

and

Eliminate dog barking?

Fury

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Invisible ink

and

Eliminate dog barking?

Fury

Gong on one, bingo on two.

Although my tastes run sanguine, one might get just as much enjoyment out of Stop bleeding and disinfect minor wounds.

 

[graceanne]

Because it saves wear and tear on my knees.

Screw that - I WANT COOKIES!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Screw that - I WANT COOKIES!

Would those be made of dough, or something else?

*rolls a lemon beneath a flattened palm to get the juices flowing*

 

[graceanne]

Would those be made of dough, or something else?

*rolls a lemon beneath a flattened palm to get the juices flowing*

*hides*

Um, the dough ones will suffice.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

Screw that - I WANT COOKIES!

Laughs

You don't ask for much grace

Christmas is right around the corner!

 

[graceanne]

Laughs

You don't ask for much grace

Christmas is right around the corner!

Yeah, and I guarantee that the food nazi (aka my husband) will be watching what I eat like a hawk.

 

[jadefirefly]

I actually like lemons....

 

[Caitlynne]

Would those be made of dough, or something else?

*rolls a lemon beneath a flattened palm to get the juices flowing*

Oh dear............... **runs and hides**

 

[DVS]

Yeah, and I guarantee that the food nazi (aka my husband) will be watching what I eat like a hawk.

I like to watch when a woman gives me a blow job, too. I've never been called a nazi but I've gotten some strange looks when I grab handfulls of hair and shove deep into their throat.

 

[Netzach]

Because it saves wear and tear on my knees.

You are obviously not wearing the shoes I am.

 

[landcruisergal]

You are obviously not wearing the shoes I am.

Ditto that.

Why I like being dominant?

Subbies have to sit to attention and listen sympathetically to their dom go on and on. You hear about their day at work, their woes and worries. Not to mention every little fault and failing you have. my PYL loves to lecture.

When you want your sub to shut up you have a number of options, and a lot of them pleasurable.

 

[D's mariposa]

Wait, wait, wait...

You mean there's cookies?! And nobody's sharing with the rest of us?

*pout*

You DID know he's a sadist, right? passing cookies around to all the pyls

 

[Quint]

Gong on one, bingo on two.

Although my tastes run sanguine, one might get just as much enjoyment out of Stop bleeding and disinfect minor wounds.

Yay, I got it right!

I think T enjoys being dominant because he doesn't have to worry about clean-up.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Yay, I got it right!

I think T enjoys being dominant because he doesn't have to worry about clean-up.

Hush, or i'll make lemons a cleavage exception for both mariposa and you ...

*cuts the lemon into halves*