Why is the BB so pleasant all of a sudden?

[miles]

Problem Child

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[Problem Child]

what? WTF does a dot mean?

 

[Problem Child]

Speaking of diving, whatever happened to Greg Louganis?

And can anyone here answer that question without making an "Louganis"/"anus" joke?

I didn't think so.

I think he's a hairstylist in Queens.

 

[miles]

laurel

I had a great answer, but it's waaaaaay beyond politically correct,
and everyone would be ashamed.

 

[Mischka]

http://www.louganis.com/

 

[Laurel]

Re: laurel

I had a great answer, but it's waaaaaay beyond politically correct,
and everyone would be ashamed.

But does it include a wordplay on the words "Louganis" and "anus"? That's the million-dollar question.

 

[miles]

No, it includes neither, nor does it refer to anything near his anus or Lou.

Get a load of his website.
Talk about a tight butt.......

 

[Laurel]

http://www.louganis.com/

He's a pet owner... He has risen in my esteem!

 

[Mischka]

I am having way too much fun with Adobe.

 

[Guru]

 

[Problem Child]

I am having way too much fun with Adobe.

That's a really gay picture.

 

[Laurel]

It is rather happy, isn't it?

 

[Problem Child]

I miss the word gay.

 

[Mischka]

Problem Child

I'll call you gay, if you like.

 

[Laurel]

PC is the gayest guy I know! What a cheerful fella he is...

 

[Lost Cause]

Hey! Don't make me pull this car over!
How about shovels at ten paces?
Let's form a "Lit Swat Team" to swat the perps before they get started!
Bad boys..bad boys...what 'cha gonna do when they come for you?

 

[Saturn Return]

Haha..

I *just* got the joke..

Boy, am I slow...


Last I heard, he now grooms dogs for a living.

 

[miles]

Must you prance around in that outfit, SR? I'm having trouble holding my toast.

 

[Saturn Return]

Oh. Dear..

And the next thing I’ll know..you’ll be going all psycho on me.
~grins~

 

[miles]

Sr

No, you have it all wrong.

When women won't play with me, I become psychotic and start harassing them.

 

[Saturn Return]

Well really..
One fictional reality is as good as the next.

 

[miles]

Fictional reality?

 

[Saturn Return]

Was I being too subtle...?

The fictional reality where you are a pshycho because girl's won't play with you..or the other fictional reality where you begin the harassing right away.

Either..or..

All fictional..

 

[miles]

sr

Wanna fuck?

 

[Saturn Return]

Nice shoes...