Why is no-one looking for a Dirty Old Man in CA?

Ukin

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I see the posts...and none of the deightful ladies are wanting a Dirty Old Man, an English one at that, from California ;)

I had best look at moving elsewhere....so here is my Resume:

Love animals..all sorts.
Love Golf
Motorbikes
Sex
Erotica
Sex
Giving Oral
Sex & Golf

Anyone got a spare room for an old man? ;);)
 
Ukin said:
I see the posts...and none of the deightful ladies are wanting a Dirty Old Man, an English one at that, from California ;)

I had best look at moving elsewhere....so here is my Resume:

Love animals..all sorts.
Love Golf
Motorbikes
Sex
Erotica
Sex
Giving Oral
Sex & Golf

Anyone got a spare room for an old man? ;);)


Cuz the "dirty ol' man" so picky that he will only go with those in Cali, Nevada, Oregon...nearby states. He will not consider goin' cross country....and some ladies just don't live in Cali! :D
 
Re: Re: Why is no-one looking for a Dirty Old Man in CA?

Suzi said:



Cuz the "dirty ol' man" so picky that he will only go with those in Cali, Nevada, Oregon...nearby states. He will not consider goin' cross country....and some ladies just don't live in Cali! :D

That is why I have asked if anyone has a room for him ;) He doesn't eat much - food that is :devil:
he lowers the toilet seat, irons, does laundry and cleans the house naked :D

Hi Suzi you teasing lady you..how's things going lass?
 
wake up

Come on, girls... this is a genuinely nice man. If you don't grab him, I may have to!

:rose:
 
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