Why is it...

Chicklet

plays well with self
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that whenever I need DICK my boyfriend is no where around?

<looks under bed...not here, either.>
 
It's one of those annoying little twists of fate, like when ever I need sex my girlfriend gets a puncture and can't be re-inflated.
 
god hates you. sorry, but its true. i just talked to him and that is all he talked about ." chicklets a jerk.." " chicklet smells funny.." " chicklets gonna burn in hell."

sucks, don't it?
 
Sillyman said:
It's one of those annoying little twists of fate, like when ever I need sex my girlfriend gets a puncture and can't be re-inflated.

Heh. :)
 
Chicklet said:
that whenever I need DICK my boyfriend is no where around?

<looks under bed...not here, either.>

Can I substitute? *L*
 
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