Why is it.................

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: I can't believe the number of women....

Easy solution .... lay a blanket on the floor, toss some pillows around ..... turn off the lights and burn a few candles. Get nakey and they won't notice anything more than whats ermmm standing in front of them.

Works for me

 

[His_kitty]

Re: I can't believe the number of women....

They whine about having to walk around my motorcycle to get to the couch

Another helpful kitty hint

Place the female on said motorcycle and have a *ride* right then and there. I think that the whining will cease, but I can't swear other noises won't occur

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: Re: I can't believe the number of women....

Another helpful kitty hint

Place the female on said motorcycle and have a *ride* right then and there. I think that the whining will cease, but I can't swear other noises won't occur

omg you're a bad kitty today!! Want to meet for lunch and pick up some poor unsuspecting man??

 

[His_kitty]

Re: Re: Re: I can't believe the number of women....

omg you're a bad kitty today!! Want to meet for lunch and pick up some poor unsuspecting man??

hoping she doesnt look as eager as she feels...

Oh yeah, if you wanna, I mean .... totally up to you tho .... but only if you don't have any other plans for the day. I think I can find the time.

 

[Ishmael]

Re: I can't believe the number of women....

Who shriek in horror when they see my military sleeping bag and cot! Then they bitch about all the .45 rounds laying around, and the smell of cleaning fluid, and the cammo netting! You'd think they never in their lives made love on a footlocker!
They really give me hell when they try to do my dishes, and find the Harley parts in the dishwasher! They whine about having to walk around my motorcycle to get to the couch, or the cops kicking down my door at 3 a.m.
Now I don't know about you, but doesnt make sense to wash your clothes with you in the shower? How about waiting until the toliet is full before you flush it?

**They just don't get it!

Nooooooooooooooooo Shit.

It's like opening a closet and finding it filled with clothes on neatly spaced hangers, sorted by color and type. Closets are for really important shit. The stuff you don't want your company and friends rummaging in, like your tools. You can't leave your socket set laying around for just anyone to fuck with. A man can only afford so many 9/16's 6 point sockets in his lifetime.

I do have to admit to one little foible though. I know, I know, it's weak but I do pick up the empty brass. I have a good reason though. If you leave the empties laying around they collect dust and it might clog up the flash hole for the primer. It's a real pain in the ass when that happens. There you are, on the firing line, all ready to go. You pull the trigger and all you get is this little Pffffft. The primer hole is clogged and you can't do a damn thing about it. I mean it's so embarrassing to have to raise your hand and call for an 'alibi'.

On the floor is OK, but what's with these candles? Damn, can't that woman see the tins of gunpowder against the wall? WTF! And if she wants cushioned comfort, we'll go out to the tractor. The seat is real leather, has lots of room, the stereo is kick ass, the a/c works, and it has this incredible sub-harmonic if you set the throttle for 1750 RPM. I've even let her drive on occasion. She's getting to where she can plow a straight furrough while I'm plowing one myself. A talented woman, that one.

Ishmael

 

[MissTaken]

How in God's name did I miss this thread?

Ish?

Are you in another one of your "Women are stupid" modes?

Cool! Ya know what? I dont' give a flying fuck if your sheets match or you have a complete set of dishes.

I do want to know if you do so that I know if you have an income, some sense of propriety if dear old mom comes to visit and something , anything at all , to sleep on and eat on! I have lots of silly little questions that tell me about your character, priorities and life circumstances.

On the other hand, I promise to never make the bed and will eat off paper plates every friggin night. I hate doing dishes.

So tell me, I do have a beef. What the fuck is up with men buying the cheapest toilet paper they can find? God damn! I want to wipe and not have to use half a roll of tp. Don't you? You can't enjoy that feeling when the thread bare cheap stuff gives way and your fingers find themselves .....Ack!

1000 2 ply sheets goes a hell of lot further than this generic brand, wimpy ass toilet paper at the Dollar Depot.

Come on...get with the program!

 

[tswyk]

Re: How in God's name did I miss this thread?

What the fuck is up with men buying the cheapest toilet paper they can find? God damn! I want to wipe and not have to use half a roll of tp. Don't you? You can't enjoy that feeling when the thread bare cheap stuff gives way and your fingers find themselves .....Ack!

1000 2 ply sheets goes a hell of lot further than this generic brand, wimpy ass toilet paper at the Dollar Depot.

Come on...get with the program!

Amen, Sister!!!!!!



to Ish

 

[LukkyKnight]

~ROTFL~ @MissT & tswyk

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Personally Ishmael...I fancy a motorcycle with a leather seat,...a Harley maybe! Has a nice long seat...a good kick stand! Can't beat the a/c on that either.