Why is it.................

[Ishmael]

that women want to share their decorating ideas with all?

I'm not so concerned about the living room or dining area. The guest room or bathroom (except for those damn double 'bijongs'.) But the kitchen and bedroom are another story.

The Kitchen is utilitarian (although I can see some fun in washing dishes or other postures on occasion). But damn it, the bedroom is for fucking. Not for company. (And if your into that sort of company, it's still for fucking.)

I'm not interested in waterbeds or other such things. I want a firm mattress. If I wanted to fuck a sponge, I wouldn't have asked you to live with me to begin with. Your ass is all the cushion I need.

Decorator sheets? WTF? I asked you to be my mate, not the fucking bed. I can get a bed without you, and I don't have to shop Macy's to do it. As a matter of fact, as long as the sheets smell like you, your going to get more of my attention than you may want. So, if you really want me sleeping on the couch, keep those sheets smelling "Ivory Snow" fresh. I'll get a tape of Marilyn "Behind the Green Door" and let the smell of her turn me on.

If your idea of sex is to rip up a well made bed, sobeit. I can live with that. But understand that my idea of sex is taking your clothes off. So while you turn down the covers, I'll unpeel your clothing.

A starched pillow case is no substitute for an erect nipple. A color coordinated cover and sheet ensemble is no substitute for a screaming, ejacualting orgasm.

So, shop till you drop. But keep your fucking priorities in order.

Ishmael

 

[lavender]

 

[weed]

I have only two suggestions.

Silk for spring and summer.

Flannel for fall and winter.

But in Florida you rarely need any sheets at all.

 

[Ishmael]

Don't worry Ish. I may share my decorating ideas and go gaga for bedding. But, I'm not one of those types who worries about breaking a nail during hard core fucking.

What? Me worry?

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

I have only two suggestions.

Silk for spring and summer.

Flannel for fall and winter.

But in Florida you rarely need any sheets at all.

Or much of anything else at all.

Ishmael

 

[Rubyfruit]

Are you channeling Dennis Miller tonight, sweetheart?

 

[Ishmael]

Are you channeling Dennis Miller tonight, sweetheart?

Is that that interior decorator guy?

Ishmael

 

[weed]

Or much of anything else at all.

Ishmael

Yeah, but then you wouldn't get your idea of sex

 

[p_p_man]

I bought the cutest duvet the other day.

It was bright yellow and had little red flowers encircled by a pattern of green leaves dotted all over it.

And believe me my dears when I tell you the two replacement duvet covers I bought at the same time are something you'd just die for...

Now aren't y'all just a teensy, weensy bit jealous?

ppman

 

[Ishmael]

Yeah, but then you wouldn't get your idea of sex

Yes I would.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Re: I bought the cutest duvet the other day.

It was bright yellow and had little red flowers encircled by a pattern of green leaves dotted all over it.

And believe me my dears when I tell you the two replacement duvet covers I bought at the same time are something you'd just die for...

Now aren't y'all just a teensy, weensy bit jealous?

ppman

Is 'Duvet' really cute?

Ishmael

 

[weed]

Yes I would.

Ishmael

Aah, but that's not how you said you liked it in your post

Aaaah, maybe you're being conservative in not letting on too much (eyebrows raised)

Just what is a duvet, anyway?

I need a home interior decorating lesson

 

[Ishmael]

Aah, but that's not how you said you liked it in your post

Aaaah, maybe you're being conservative in not letting on too much (eyebrows raised)

Just what is a duvet, anyway?

I need a home interior decorating lesson

Hey, how I said is how I'll get. If I have to start you out in a snow suit in Aug., sobeit (I wouldn't, but it's the thought that counts.) Unwrapping a women is like unwapping the best of presents.

Does anyone think I'm checking the color coordination of the sheets now?

Ishmael

 

[weed]

Naah, you're definately more interested in women's clothing fashion than home decor.

Or is that unfashion?

 

[His_kitty]

This Thread is the kind that I've missed reading .... I'm glad that I popped on and had the chance to giggle and let my imagination run away with me.



kitty

 

[Sillyman]

A well put together bedroom sets the stage for a romantic evening, and good color combination is important since it's going to be the first thing you see every morning. In some cases the bedroom is a fairly open area, and you do want the fairly nice for company.

I can certainly see the point of your annoyance here however.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Hey, how I said is how I'll get. If I have to start you out in a snow suit in Aug., sobeit (I wouldn't, but it's the thought that counts.) Unwrapping a women is like unwapping the best of presents.

Does anyone think I'm checking the color coordination of the sheets now?

Ishmael

I have a snowsuit

 

[His_kitty]

I have a snowsuit

Lmao

Don't forget to mention the long handled undies *eg

 

[Lost Cause]

I can't believe the number of women....

Who shriek in horror when they see my military sleeping bag and cot! Then they bitch about all the .45 rounds laying around, and the smell of cleaning fluid, and the cammo netting! You'd think they never in their lives made love on a footlocker!
They really give me hell when they try to do my dishes, and find the Harley parts in the dishwasher! They whine about having to walk around my motorcycle to get to the couch, or the cops kicking down my door at 3 a.m.
Now I don't know about you, but doesnt make sense to wash your clothes with you in the shower? How about waiting until the toliet is full before you flush it?

**They just don't get it!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Lmao

Don't forget to mention the long handled undies *eg

Didn't i mention the long johns??

 

[Sillyman]

Who shriek in horror when they see my military sleeping bag and cot! Then they bitch about all the .45 rounds laying around, and the smell of cleaning fluid, and the cammo netting! You'd think they never in their lives made love on a footlocker! They really give me hell when they try to do my dishes, and find the Harley parts in the dishwasher! They whine about having to walk around my motorcycle to get to the couch, or the cops kicking down my door at 3 a.m.
Now I don't know about you, but doesnt make sense to wash your clothes with you in the shower? How about waiting until the toliet is full before you flush it?

Ahh, for the simplicity of military life.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: I can't believe the number of women....

Now I don't know about you, but doesnt make sense to wash your clothes with you in the shower? How about waiting until the toliet is full before you flush it?

Now those two bits word irk me.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: I can't believe the number of women....

Who shriek in horror when they see my military sleeping bag and cot! Then they bitch about all the .45 rounds laying around, and the smell of cleaning fluid, and the cammo netting! You'd think they never in their lives made love on a footlocker!
They really give me hell when they try to do my dishes, and find the Harley parts in the dishwasher! They whine about having to walk around my motorcycle to get to the couch, or the cops kicking down my door at 3 a.m.
Now I don't know about you, but doesnt make sense to wash your clothes with you in the shower? How about waiting until the toliet is full before you flush it?

**They just don't get it!

i like a man who knows where he keeps his things. Such a nice change of pace not having to find things for him......

btw did i mention i have a snowsuit??

oh and longjohns......

 

[His_kitty]

Re: I can't believe the number of women....

Who shriek in horror when they see my military sleeping bag and cot.

Easy solution .... lay a blanket on the floor, toss some pillows around ..... turn off the lights and burn a few candles. Get nakey and they won't notice anything more than whats ermmm standing in front of them.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: Re: I can't believe the number of women....

Easy solution .... lay a blanket on the floor, toss some pillows around ..... turn off the lights and burn a few candles. Get nakey and they won't notice anything more than whats ermmm standing in front of them.

especially if it's a brave lil soldier standing at attention