Why is it that...

[KillerMuffin]

When any of the male humans in this house lose something the automatically think I know where it's at? And why is that when I can't immediately find it for them that I am required to help them find it? Do I look like the Goddess of Lost Objects?

Jeeeezzzzzzz.

The upside is that I bellow just as loudly as a they do.

 

[Dillinger]

No - actually - its because when you look for things you have to do lots of bending over and then we get to stare at that hot ass of yours.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know, that actually explains a lot...

 

[tmuyo]

cuz us guys are stoopid

our memories are off....i mean we're easily distracted. for example i will prove my point.


i will now place this t.v. remote behind the couch to simulate it having fallen back there...

*chucks the remote behind the couch*

now i will....wow, that chick in the commercial is REALLY HOT!

*sits down on the couch to watch yummy girl on the t.v.*

now where the fuck did that remote go...?

honey? have you seen the t.v. remote? hun?

shit...now i have to watch entertainment tonight.....fuck...where the hell did that damned remote go....

 

[Problem Child]

I think my mom was gene-spliced with a metal detector and a labrador retriever. Whenever I would lose something, she would say "okay, what did you lose now?"

"Nothin' mom."

"Tell me what it was, I'll help you look."

"Nothing, don't worry about it."

And this is where she would launch into her supermother-search-and-destroy-martyr, goddamnit-you-kids-frustrate-me mode, and tear the house apart like a search-and-rescue dog in the rubble after a terrorist bomb blast.

And she would ALWAYS find what ever it was.

arrghhh.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yeah right, PC, you just want to admire my tangfoglio close up. Admit it.

 

[beckbabe]

I have a cure for this. Yes, I do. Turn off all the lights, and hand the offending male a large flashlight. Tell him that this is the easiest way to find lost things, which it is, for men. If you don't nip this in the bud you'll end up having to "find" the catsup in the refrigerator for him, trust me...I know.

 

[p_p_man]

No - actually - its because when you look for things you have to do lots of bending over and then we get to stare at that hot ass of yours.

That answer could be the most profound statement in human history.

It could be the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything.

 

[tmuyo]

hey km~

stop teasing, you told me in chat you knew where the remote was!!!!

c'mon, please!!!

don't make me watch john tesh on entertainment tonight!!!!!

*picks up couch and throws it at t.v.*

OH! i found it.

*picks it up*

aw great, the tube is oblitterated...

sniff, that was a cruel trick km...

i expect that you'll make it up to me later

 

[p_p_man]

hey km~

stop teasing, you told me in chat you knew where the remote was!!!!

c'mon, please!!!

don't make me watch john tesh on entertainment tonight!!!!!

*picks up couch and throws it at t.v.*

OH! i found it.

*picks it up*

aw great, the tube is oblitterated...

sniff, that was a cruel trick km...

i expect that you'll make it up to me later

For fucks sake tmuyo you're become a bastard nuisance. If you're going to go off subject don't for fuck's sake go into RP unless its that sort of thread.

Other people have posted here and your teenage fucking interjections breaks the whole fucking thing up.

Now get real or go back to your whinging thread about fucking starting off on the wrong foot...or try and get your sexual role play thing going with PacificBlue but just piss off and stop spreading the threads with your electronic graffiti...

 

[sexy-girl]

i dont know if this is universal about men but they just are incapable of finding things

my dad has reached and hopped skipped and jumped across the line of i cant find _____ in the refrigerator

 

[p_p_man]

I know that I can't find anything...

Even if something is two feet away from my face and I'm staring straight at it, I still can't see it.

I think most men are like that, at least the ones I've spoken to are, and over time we just don't bother to look any more. We know we won't find it anyway.


Apart from what Dillinger said of course...

 

[tmuyo]

pp man~

chill the fuck out. the joke wasn't meant for you. nor was it obviously understood by you. if you had been in chat then you would have understood.

 

[Bob Peale]

When any of the male humans in this house lose something the automatically think I know where it's at? And why is that when I can't immediately find it for them that I am required to help them find it? Do I look like the Goddess of Lost Objects?

Jeeeezzzzzzz.

The upside is that I bellow just as loudly as a they do.

Didn't you get the memo?

 

[Adoratrice]

OH Lord....it must be a universal man thang.



You know what is worse than them making you help look for something? , is when you tell them exactly where it is and they come back 5 minutes later all pouty or indignant saying "It's not in there" forcing you to put down you book and go get it for them.

Of course it is always right where I sad it was.

 

[tmuyo]

But your instructions...

are TOO simple for our COMPLEX minds....

or lack thereof.

Yea, we're stupid, but that's why we need women to guide us. Otherwise, we'd have already poked out our eyes with sharp objects while running through the house after forgetting to put the lid down.

 

[KillerMuffin]

"Hey hun? Where's my wallet? I can't find my wallet?"

"Check your pockets."

"I did."

"Check them again."

"I did."

"Are you wearing the same pants as you were this morning?"

"No."

"Then check the pockets on the pants you wore this morning."

"Okay, good idea."

A few minutes later...

"Hey hun, where are the pants I wore this morning?"

 

[Merelan]

Were you at my place earlier? That's almost word for word the conversation that took place.

 

[floridaguy64]

And mine would say...................

"Hey hun? Where's my wallet? I can't find my wallet?"

"Check your pockets."

"I did."

"Check them again."

"I did."

"Are you wearing the same pants as you were this morning?"

"No."

"Then check the pockets on the pants you wore this morning."

"Okay, good idea."

A few minutes later...

"Hey hun, where are the pants I wore this morning?"

In the dryer by now...................................................

 

[Merelan]

I got a better answer for you dear. In the tub with the fish.

 

[Always]

For fucks sake tmuyo you're become a bastard nuisance. If you're going to go off subject don't for fuck's sake go into RP unless its that sort of thread.

Other people have posted here and your teenage fucking interjections breaks the whole fucking thing up.

Now get real or go back to your whinging thread about fucking starting off on the wrong foot...or try and get your sexual role play thing going with PacificBlue but just piss off and stop spreading the threads with your electronic graffiti...

*blink blink* someone's got a bug up their ass... threadhijacking is not tmuyo's fault alone, everyone does it. even you. *shrugs*



KM, it's a mystery of the universe... but then again, it's like asking a cute girl to hlep paint your ceiling just so you can get a great view of her ass. I think the whole bend-over-to-look idea is really just about it. Plus, you should be honored that men turn to your for the answers in life. You ARE God(dess).

 

[lilfrk]

Honey Have You Seen The ???

It's all about one thing, Male Pattern Blindness. They all have it, I'm sure it's a gene mutation so they can interupt us from our posting and story reading.

 

[floridaguy64]

Re: Honey Have You Seen The ???

It's all about one thing, Male Pattern Blindness. They all have it, I'm sure it's a gene mutation so they can interupt us from our posting and story reading.

Nah, posting and reading are semi productive activities.......... I do it to get possesion of the puter back after she's been playing friggin solitaire for 5 hours straight................. LOL

 

[lilfrk]

OMG!!! 5 hours? That aint right. But I can't talk much. I've been known to read for that long when I'm home alone with no one to bug me. I sorta lose track of time.

 

[tmuyo]

Re: Re: Honey Have You Seen The ???

Nah, posting and reading are semi productive activities.......... I do it to get possesion of the puter back after she's been playing friggin solitaire for 5 hours straight................. LOL

my fiancee can play snood and tetris on her computer forever.....

i don't mind the tetris, but i'm being ignored for SNOOD!!!!!!