Why I'm Leaving Lit # 9,012

[miles]

Okay, I'll fess up to the star of my nightly wet dream....when I feel like it.

PS: If you list my daily Why I'm Leaving Lit post to the most hated thread list, you will awaken tomorrow morning with webbed fingers and toes.

Don't make me say I told you so.

 

[Guest]

Fucking leave already. This is my first and last peek at this type of thread by you. They are MORE annoying than those "long, long threads".

 

[Laurel]

Okay, I'll fess up to the star of my nightly wet dream....when I feel like it.

Oh come on...at least give us a teeny hint...

 

[HSWriter]

So righteous.. striking back at those who make pointless posts....

 

[Guest]

Poor Miles

Oh dear,

Is that all there is in your existance Miles?

Silly threads from a sillier man, post something with a little more fibre then you anal retention problem might just seem a little less troublesome....or on the other hand just take your thumb outta your ass!

 

[TN_Vixen]

hehe

Miles has a troll!

What if my hands are already webbed? Will they become un-webbed?

I like your "leaving lit" threads. ;-)

 

[SimplySouthern]

Don't let this go to his head...but on the rare occassion, miles amuses me.

That's all.

 

[miles]

SimplySouthern

You got me with that one SS. I can't think of a witty comeback.


Bitch.

 

[pabloback]

Re: SimplySouthern

You got me with that one SS. I can't think of a witty comeback.


Bitch.

i can but i am keeping it to myself , in case i need it someday

 

[SimplySouthern]

Bitch?

I assume you mean that in the kindest gentlest way. The way where you are just about to bend me over our desk and make me a believer...with handcuffs no less *grin*

No witty comebacks....I'm ashamed of you.

 

[Problem Child]

Miles, you're wearing this joke thinner than the thread that connects p_p_man to reality.

 

[miles]

Problem Child

OK I quit. I'll do anything, just don't name both of us in the same sentence.

 

[miles]

SimplySouthern

Bend me over the desk? While cuffed? What's that you have strapped on around yo........................................

Princess?

 

[sigh]

Re: SimplySouthern

Originally posted by miles:

Bend me over the desk? While cuffed? What's that you have strapped on around yo........................................

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alright, i had no intention of responding to this thread, but you never know what'll come up if you just keep reading...

bend me over while cuffed...hmmm...somehow (for some silly reason) i have this notion that slipperiness will be involved...

 

[SimplySouthern]

only if he's a good boy...otherwise I go at it dry!

Princess of Porn my dear...that gives it a whole new meaning.

 

[miles]

Mistress SimplySouthern

Yes, Mistress. May I have another?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Only if you beg. You know I LOVE to see men beg. *grin*

 

[miles]

Naaaaa.

I'll ask you to bend me over, but I don't beg. You better go for it while the gettin' is good.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Well, alright. I'll forego the begging, but only because men who take it up the ass are hard to find.

 

[morninggirl5]

Miles, you're wearing this joke thinner than the thread that connects p_p_man to reality.

Is that possible? Smaller than microscopic?

 

[miles]

SimplySouthern

One condition, Goldilocks. Don't forget reacharound.