Why I'm chattering so much.

[bigmane]

I'm sure you've noticed I am, quite suddenly.

The reason is, I'm pissed off.

I lost my fave cabbie, you know there's a certain type that
resembles Kate Bush? There's a type, I'm sure you know what
I mean.

She was the only one we could really trust.

She's gone and retired to some cottage way up in the hills
of Derbyshire, among the Peaks.

Pissed me off, her retirement and wasn't even fifty.

No I didn't screw her. There was a chance, one time, but
if you break the boundaries of a working relationship and
get personal, it's bound to cause a creepy atmosphere isn't it.

Heathcliff dead?

OMG doesn't he look a wickedun, grinning at death?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jktctey7zcY

 

[RawHumor]

I'm so grateful for the Ignore feature on this site.

 

[phrodeau]

I just assumed cocaine.

 

[bigmane]

Oh come on! LMAO!

What I do wonder, about some guys on here,

have you ever actually shagged anyone?

All this nitpicking, it's not sexy.

I'm not romantic. Just full entry.

Do you want a cock? Well, here I am, boink!