Why I Need to be Fucked by an Energizer Bunny on Speed

[lavender]

 

[Sillyman]

Sorry to hear that Lavy. I don't have any pink fur so I'm outta luck...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sweetheart, you need a Sybian.

It doesn't run out of batteries.

It's always in the mood.

And, I can kiss you while you cum on it.

 

[lavender]

 

[AzureAngel]

• I haven't had sex in over a month
  

A whole month? *Gasp* Lavender, you brave woman! You are surely a tribute to humanity. A survivor! They should put you on the show.

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

Nipples.

Yes?

 

[freescorfr]

Finals are a stage, Lavy. If you're a fraction as good a performer on the day as you are here you'll sail it -
And as for the law firms; wait till they discover what they've got - you know there is noone in hte rest of the competition who is half as complete a human as yourself. They'll know they've bought in to their own erergizer bunny on speed all right.

 

[lavender]

 

[koalabear]

Sorry!

My fur is not pink, and what is pink tends to turn purple.....

 

[Azwed]

Southwest still has cheap flights to texas right?

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

For a few minutes while i take a break from reading sure. Give me a sec.

 

[Rhys]

Lavy?

uh Lavy?

your av is scaring me...

 

[lavender]

 

[Rhys]

oh thank god


for a minute there I thought I'd had far too much tequila and was hallucinating...

 

[Rubyfruit]

I love that one.

I see myself lying on the couch between your legs. My lips brushing against the softness of your thighs, inhaling your scent as I slowly climb higher.

I feel your chest heaving against my hand.

You're trembling.

I move my fingers to your lips to ...

... open your mouth for my tongue as I lower myself down on you, our hair mingling together ....

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Did I say that out loud?

Fuck.

 

[Sillyman]

Ruby, you do realize you aren't helping things, don't you? You are a bad, bad, bad lil seductress.

That Ruby. Such a meanie.

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

can i be the M pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Rubyfruit]

Lav, with you, I wouldn't want the M component.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Hold the phone! Is there room for one more in this tete a tete?