Why I Love R Nitelight........

[R Nitelight]

......in 100 words or less.

 

[Rosebud]

because

 

[KillerMuffin]

R Nitelite... pizza delivery specialist.

 

[Laurel]

Because he's the master of the one-line post.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Do I have to? I don't like lying that much.

 

[R Nitelight]

Thank you, Madam
(Nitelight bows and scrapes)

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Always]

because he doesn't flame needlessly

 

[Shelby]

Because he's a ray of light in the darkness...

Because he's the one small ray that helps me find my way in the dark.......

Becuase when I'm trying to find my way in the dark but really want to watch what I'm doing..he's there....

Because I always want to see.....

Because feeling isn't sometimes enough & you need that Nitelite too....

Oh...this started to be about me.

Cause he's so damned cute, funny, handsome & extra studly?

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God, I lost my virginity & didn't feel a thing. I want to start over

[Edited by Shelby on 10-19-2000 at 06:52 PM]

 

[Cheri]

My sycophantic self has found a soulmate.

 

[lilfrk]

Because I am afraid of the dark... and a good Nitelight is hard to find.

 

[Dudley]

I'm Confused..

Uh, shouldn't a good nitelight be easy to find?

 

[teresafannin]

Not as good as this Nitelight. He helped me get to Guru & made it fun in the process. I also think he is just an all around nice guy & made one of my first trys at role playing fun. Thanks!!!!

 

[Whispersecret]

Because he's the only Literotican who makes me imagine that his dick is like ET's finger...that it lights up on the end. <giggles>

He's damn funny.

 

[Purple Haze]

R Nitelight gives me serious fuckin'wood, man.

 

[forgetunome]

R Nitelight...

*starts belting out "you light up my life...."

 

[Laurel]

Because he doesn't smell all that bad.

Because he's humble and doesn't draw much attention to himself.

Because he's got a bitchin name.

Because because because because because,
because of the wonderful things he does.

 

[insideShiraz]

Because eye...

I...

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieye...

 

[Countess DeWinter]

because he doesn't need 1000 words to create a picture that I carry in my head all day and into my dreams at nite...

 

[Purple Haze]

Actually he doesn't really give me wood, I was drunk.

 

[R Nitelight]

Thank You

It's a slow Thursday night. Work is done, there's nothing on TV, and the board is quiet. You get a silly idea. You start a new thread. Tongue firmly in cheek, you type in 'Why I Love R Nitelight'. You hesitate an instant, think what the hell, then submit the thread. Your expectations aren't high. A bunch of views. A couple of responses from equally bored people. A chance for people to have a little fun at my expense.
Imagine my shock at your positive feedback. I'm sitting here shaking my head, touched beyond my ability to express. I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart.


Now, let's get back to work, people. Show's over. Nothing to see here......

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

Nitelight enjoys the show, but some bothersome detail floats at the back of his mind. Something about an exam...

 

[Cheri]

So does this mean you're not a sycophant? All my illusions ruined just that fast. Next you're going to tell me that you and Purp aren't the same person....what's the world coming to.

 

[TN_Vixen]

...because

I love the Nitelite, I like to boogie on the disco roooooouuuund....

*smile* And, I love the "mornin' Sparky" every day.