Why I have an Avatar

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why not?

 

[MunchinMark]

And there's me having an AV because I like having a little picture next to all my posts.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You radical you.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[kotori]

Dixon, you're such a blah-blah-blah.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

What do you do when you're branded ... and you know you're a man

ohhhh ...

Dixon - is that you in your av, cheri?

 

[juicylips]

OMG!!

You have a av...

You are so hot!!

Can I fuck you??

LMAO....

Couldn't resist, D

jl

 

[Rambling Rose]

Couldn't resist

When did you ever?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

CB: Yes.

Kotori: Nice Triple-Bypass scar.

Isabella: That guy? Nope. He died in a toilet.

Juicy: See, kids! I told you an AV was so cool you'd get laid! Smoking is glamorous, too.

 

[Guest]

Frankly, I think you make some interesting points, DCL. Instant gratification is what most of society is looking for. Good images that attracts the eye is the quickest, though just as easily forgotten.

*flipping channels, 'Hmmm, that looks interesting, maybe I'll come back to that' *flipping more channels,* 'Ah, there we go.' *first image forgotten already*

Moon

 

[juicylips]

When did you ever?

True.

I don't try hard enough.

Sigh,
jl

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Calamity Jane]

So it's all just to be part of the big evil clique, eh DCL?

And aren't I the slow one for not even realizing it was strange for you to be displaying an av...

 

[kotori]

In the movie

my favorite scene was the one where Valerie Perine was dialing the phone with her knuckle, 'cause her nails were too long! I was working as an usher in the theatre on Route 9 in Sayreville (where bon jovi used to get kicked out all the time, little prick and his friends); I had never seen nails that long before.

 

[sunstruck]

Great, Thanks D. You just put a FUCKLOAD of presure on the decision I am currently trying to make.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Whenever I got bored performing I would purposely change to a new kind of tuxedo so I would have to start thinking harder about where all my magic props were, in which pocket. It got me out of the rut. I've been in a rut here. A little reinvention is rejuvinating. In six months I plan to start using smiley faces.

Wait. I forgot that I'd rather eat glass first. Never mind.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Great, Thanks D. You just put a FUCKLOAD of presure on the decision I am currently trying to make.

You have time. You're not able to have an AV until you hit 100 posts. I'm thinking you use a negative of Cher. (It's a "Moonstruck" joke. Work with me here.)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: In the movie

my favorite scene was the one where Valerie Perine was dialing the phone with her knuckle

I liked the scene where Valerie Perine was doing the other chick while Lenny watched. But the phone/knuckle thing was good, too.

CB: Lenny Bruce

 

[sunstruck]

You have time. You're not able to have an AV until you hit 100 posts. I'm thinking you use a negative of Cher. (It's a "Moonstruck" joke. Work with me here.)

Clever idea. But I work in a town where there's a Cher impersonator in every bar and I'm rather sick of the woman. Nothing but respect for her voice and plastic persona, but come on! Female impersonators need a new icon!

 

[kotori]

Re: Re: In the movie

I liked the scene where Valerie Perine was doing the other chick while Lenny watched. But the phone/knuckle thing was good, too.

See, I also worked at the other theatre, the porno place at Ernston Road--so I'd seen the girl-girl thing already. The nails, that was new. Hey, I was only 17.

 

[juicylips]

Juicy: See, kids! I told you an AV was so cool you'd get laid! Smoking is glamorous, too.

Gosh, D.

You didn't have to get an av just so I would fuck you.

I did give you other reasons why I wouldn't.

jl

 

[tortoise]

Juicy: See, kids! I told you an AV was so cool you'd get laid! Smoking is glamorous, too.

Furthermore, if you smoke your avatar, you'll have to beat the chicks off with a paddle.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I did give you other reasons why I wouldn't.

LOL Name a hundred.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Clever idea. But I work in a town where there's a Cher impersonator in every bar and I'm rather sick of the woman. Nothing but respect for her voice and plastic persona, but come on! Female impersonators need a new icon!

My God, you live in Key West don't you? ;-)

 

[sunstruck]

My God, you live in Key West don't you? ;-)

Not even close! Though I have had many an adventure down there.