Why I Hate Craigslist.

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A little background - I'm 22, male, and recently discovered some kind of personal bi side. Normally very cautious, I made the happy mistake of buying a realistic dildo online and adding it to my masturbation, the pleasure of which led up to the last 12 hours. Let me explain:

I've been on Craigslist since at least 3 AM today. First, I tried to find a M/F couple - I ended up in touch with a 40-something D/s married couple seeking a young submissive for oral, anal, discipline, and light bondage.

"Hey, these folks sound amazing," I thought as we traded pics and I dealt with his/her one-sentence replies. I tried to keep a level head, I really did - but before too long, this new toy of mine was pushing its way into my ass (and I'm really too tight for this, guys.) We traded some more pics and I talked their ears (eyes?) off with my ultra-horny jibber-jabber.

I tried to stay cool as their replies dropped off, presumably so they could get an S&M power nap, or whatever mysterious dom/sub couples do when they're not viciously arousing young bi guys. Soon, I was left to my own devices, a straight guy with a serious anal kink lying on a bed with a 7" lifelike Cyberskin cock in my ass. I wrote up a neat little short story to express my arousal and frustration, and it wasn't too long before one of our very own male Literotica members seized on the opportunity to become my bona-fide, USDA-certified very first gay cyber partner.

Imagine if you will - here I am, 99.9% straight, and in the course of a few hours I've let my arousal completely run me over. I toyed my ass and loved it, I half-cybered with a complete stranger, and I sent pics of my FACE to a couple in BFE-somewhere or another. It'd be enough if the story ended there, unfortunately, when it rains it so often pours.

Following that early AM encounter, I hopped in the bathtub and shaved every bit of hair between the bottom of my happy trail and the very back-back part of my anus. Bear in mind, I still hadn't had an orgasm, and I'd been slowly building myself up for something like three and a half hours. When I found myself putting the razor down every few minutes to check my email, I knew I was so screwed. There in the bathtub, I decided to give in for one waking day, or something like that; I happily raised up out of the water and slid this 7" monstrosity of a dildo right back in my newly smooth ass.

Back to Craigslist - I got out of the tub, walked right back into my bedroom, and found an email waiting from that same couple I'd been talking to hours before. (Do these people sleep in shifts, or what?) Unable to keep my hands off of my smooth and clean bits, I pretty much did all of the work for them and fell right into their shady S&M trap. "We want to use you tonight" they said, "as long as you suck a cock today and send us a picture."

This, ladies and gentlemen, was around 9:30 AM. It's now 5:05 PM. Not only have I STILL not had an orgasm, I've been reduced to posting ads on Craigslist looking for a young bi or gay guy - any young bi or gay guy, just so I can send a picture to this mysterious couple and be drawn into their web of pleasure and "light pain."

What the hell am I doing?

Thanks to Craigslist, I've wasted a whole Saturday indoors, and now I know that nobody within a 75-mile radius is willing to play around with a 22 year old thin, shaved, fit bi guy who can host.

"Fuck Craigslist!" I now declare, and so I leave you all with a fair warning about the uselessness of Craigslist's spammy, seedy underbelly. As for me? I've got a date with my dildo.
 
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You are so right brother. I get on craigslist about every weekend and am tired of no-shows who talk a good game but never come by, It is all so High-school. And if they do show up that 6-7" cock was measured in cm. Now i do like a small cock, but after you blow them, the guy will usually want to jack me off. Quid Pro Quo guys. i suck you, PLEASE be so kind as to suck me too. Bi male 50 in The Colony, Dallas TX.
 
I feel like this thread could catch on since I'm sure we've all had our share of failed CL attempts.

Usually my attempts on CL have ended up being spammers, fakes, and flakes. I'm beginning to doubt any real women or couples post on there anymore. But honestly, do those bot posts really ever work?!?
 
Ive had my ups and downs on craigslist....sadly more downs than ups, but every so often you catch a break...i finally caught a break and have been having steamy encounters with this older fellow for a few months now...sooo with all the bad on CL theres some good...just gotta find it!
 
Damn, that's one hell of a response!

Bigcfrombigd: The sad part (for someone) is, I'm actually endowed with a 7" cock, it's thick, and I've always been afraid to misrepresent it for fear I'll get kicked out of someone's house! Haven't had a problem with it yet (fingers crossed.) Until today I've only ever been on the hunt for MF couples, which are notoriously hard to find... but I managed to get one last year!


Johnyboi: Yeah, spammers and flakes used to be my biggest issue. I've been using CL for a couple years, and after a while I sorta got an intuition for them. They just go in the trash. I've probably dumped out a bunch of decent people, but personally, it beats having spanking-new pics of my junk sitting on the platters of some pic collector's hard drive. Results may vary.

Last but certainly not least,
PantyhoseBottom: I started using CL when I was about to turn 20. In ALL that time, I've only met up with one girl and a M/F married couple. The girl was supposed to be an exercise partner, but... well, a hike in the woods and some Trojans later, she ended up as the girl I'd pound on in the shower after said exercise. The M/F couple was just amazing: a trailer-dwelling, mid-30s bi guy and insanely horny girl who insisted on getting me incredibly stoned before informing me I'd be the top for the evening. I'm happy to say I performed my prescribed duties with great zeal with multiple orgasms for everyone! Now if I could only remember what their damn email address was!
 
I've had quite a bit of luck with CL, for the most part. I've met many guys on that site, most of whom have turned out to be exactly who and what they've told me. Sure, I've met a few that must have had the beer-goggles on when looking in the mirror, cuz they sure weren't as good-looking and/or well-hung as they claimed... but for the most part, it's been pretty good to me when searching for a nice cock to suck on short notice.

As for m/f couples, those are quite a bit more difficult. There are very few ads in my area from couples, and the few that I have replied to haven't ever worked out, could be fakes, could be that they already found a partner, or maybe I wasn't their type, but usually don't even get a reply to my email.

When my g/f and I post, looking for a bi-guy to join us, we get TONS of replies... 90% of which we're not interested in, too hairy, too old, too small of a cock, two-word replies ("LETS FUCK" is not gonna entice us, hate to tell ya), and so on. But we reply to all who follow our specific instructions and requirements, whether we're interested or not. And we've found some keepers, to be sure!

So yeah, it's a crapshoot, and the odds are usually not in your favor. But, it's free, easy, and there are always current posts on there, so that's better than some of the other sites where you might look for a NSA partner.
 
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I have had more luck on "gay dot com" , am a married man and have hooked up with bi-guys and men in the same boat . try it!
 
A little background - I'm 22, male, and recently discovered some kind of personal bi side. Normally very cautious, I made the happy mistake of buying a realistic dildo online and adding it to my masturbation, the pleasure of which led up to the last 12 hours. Let me explain:

I've been on Craigslist since at least 3 AM today. First, I tried to find a M/F couple - I ended up in touch with a 40-something D/s married couple seeking a young submissive for oral, anal, discipline, and light bondage.

"Hey, these folks sound amazing," I thought as we traded pics and I dealt with his/her one-sentence replies. I tried to keep a level head, I really did - but before too long, this new toy of mine was pushing its way into my ass (and I'm really too tight for this, guys.) We traded some more pics and I talked their ears (eyes?) off with my ultra-horny jibber-jabber.

I tried to stay cool as their replies dropped off, presumably so they could get an S&M power nap, or whatever mysterious dom/sub couples do when they're not viciously arousing young bi guys. Soon, I was left to my own devices, a straight guy with a serious anal kink lying on a bed with a 7" lifelike Cyberskin cock in my ass. I wrote up a neat little short story to express my arousal and frustration, and it wasn't too long before one of our very own male Literotica members seized on the opportunity to become my bona-fide, USDA-certified very first gay cyber partner.

Imagine if you will - here I am, 99.9% straight, and in the course of a few hours I've let my arousal completely run me over. I toyed my ass and loved it, I half-cybered with a complete stranger, and I sent pics of my FACE to a couple in BFE-somewhere or another. It'd be enough if the story ended there, unfortunately, when it rains it so often pours.

Following that early AM encounter, I hopped in the bathtub and shaved every bit of hair between the bottom of my happy trail and the very back-back part of my anus. Bear in mind, I still hadn't had an orgasm, and I'd been slowly building myself up for something like three and a half hours. When I found myself putting the razor down every few minutes to check my email, I knew I was so screwed. There in the bathtub, I decided to give in for one waking day, or something like that; I happily raised up out of the water and slid this 7" monstrosity of a dildo right back in my newly smooth ass.

Back to Craigslist - I got out of the tub, walked right back into my bedroom, and found an email waiting from that same couple I'd been talking to hours before. (Do these people sleep in shifts, or what?) Unable to keep my hands off of my smooth and clean bits, I pretty much did all of the work for them and fell right into their shady S&M trap. "We want to use you tonight" they said, "as long as you suck a cock today and send us a picture."

This, ladies and gentlemen, was around 9:30 AM. It's now 5:05 PM. Not only have I STILL not had an orgasm, I've been reduced to posting ads on Craigslist looking for a young bi or gay guy - any young bi or gay guy, just so I can send a picture to this mysterious couple and be drawn into their web of pleasure and "light pain."

What the hell am I doing?

Thanks to Craigslist, I've wasted a whole Saturday indoors, and now I know that nobody within a 75-mile radius is willing to play around with a 22 year old thin, shaved, fit bi guy who can host.

"Fuck Craigslist!" I now declare, and so I leave you all with a fair warning about the uselessness of Craigslist's spammy, seedy underbelly. As for me? I've got a date with my dildo.

i live in nw fla... you ever around here?
 
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I've had good luck with CL and hooked up with a couple of guys but I'm really careful and look for married guys like me.

Luck with women on CL is a whole other story
 
A little background - I'm 22, male, and recently discovered some kind of personal bi side. Normally very cautious, I made the happy mistake of buying a realistic dildo online and adding it to my masturbation, the pleasure of which led up to the last 12 hours. Let me explain:

I've been on Craigslist since at least 3 AM today. First, I tried to find a M/F couple - I ended up in touch with a 40-something D/s married couple seeking a young submissive for oral, anal, discipline, and light bondage.

"Hey, these folks sound amazing," I thought as we traded pics and I dealt with his/her one-sentence replies. I tried to keep a level head, I really did - but before too long, this new toy of mine was pushing its way into my ass (and I'm really too tight for this, guys.) We traded some more pics and I talked their ears (eyes?) off with my ultra-horny jibber-jabber.

I tried to stay cool as their replies dropped off, presumably so they could get an S&M power nap, or whatever mysterious dom/sub couples do when they're not viciously arousing young bi guys. Soon, I was left to my own devices, a straight guy with a serious anal kink lying on a bed with a 7" lifelike Cyberskin cock in my ass. I wrote up a neat little short story to express my arousal and frustration, and it wasn't too long before one of our very own male Literotica members seized on the opportunity to become my bona-fide, USDA-certified very first gay cyber partner.

Imagine if you will - here I am, 99.9% straight, and in the course of a few hours I've let my arousal completely run me over. I toyed my ass and loved it, I half-cybered with a complete stranger, and I sent pics of my FACE to a couple in BFE-somewhere or another. It'd be enough if the story ended there, unfortunately, when it rains it so often pours.

Following that early AM encounter, I hopped in the bathtub and shaved every bit of hair between the bottom of my happy trail and the very back-back part of my anus. Bear in mind, I still hadn't had an orgasm, and I'd been slowly building myself up for something like three and a half hours. When I found myself putting the razor down every few minutes to check my email, I knew I was so screwed. There in the bathtub, I decided to give in for one waking day, or something like that; I happily raised up out of the water and slid this 7" monstrosity of a dildo right back in my newly smooth ass.

Back to Craigslist - I got out of the tub, walked right back into my bedroom, and found an email waiting from that same couple I'd been talking to hours before. (Do these people sleep in shifts, or what?) Unable to keep my hands off of my smooth and clean bits, I pretty much did all of the work for them and fell right into their shady S&M trap. "We want to use you tonight" they said, "as long as you suck a cock today and send us a picture."

This, ladies and gentlemen, was around 9:30 AM. It's now 5:05 PM. Not only have I STILL not had an orgasm, I've been reduced to posting ads on Craigslist looking for a young bi or gay guy - any young bi or gay guy, just so I can send a picture to this mysterious couple and be drawn into their web of pleasure and "light pain."

What the hell am I doing?

Thanks to Craigslist, I've wasted a whole Saturday indoors, and now I know that nobody within a 75-mile radius is willing to play around with a 22 year old thin, shaved, fit bi guy who can host.

"Fuck Craigslist!" I now declare, and so I leave you all with a fair warning about the uselessness of Craigslist's spammy, seedy underbelly. As for me? I've got a date with my dildo.
Were you tweeking?!?!???!!!
Ah yes,,,,,, Craigslist the Party n Play connection!!!



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And then there are the psycho-stick-a-chainsaw-up-you-ass killers out there who troll on CL for victims... Ahh, the frustration. LOL.
 
Um.... since when is 7" considered a monstrosity? :confused:
I mean Okay... maybe if it's like 2.5-3.5 inches in diameter. Don't get me wrong all you guys, 7" is longer than average but I'd hardly consider it a monstrosity.

On another note, who would post on Craiglist for sex anyways? Really, the people who are posting on Craiglist for sex are either doing so to cheat on a spouse, or are desperate and can't get it by any other means. Seriously, I'd never look to date another girl on Craiglist. I assume anyone I meet on the internet who is looking for any type of sexual encounter is not who they say they are or advertising themselves honestly without proof to the contrary.
 
Well then mine must be a monstrosity haha.

I've had three encounters over CL. One woman and two men. The woman ended up being pretty plain, but I still nailed her. Never again. The two guys were a split. One was like 18, first time with a guy, nervous as hell. He kept telling me he wanted me to cum on his face while I was fucking him, but then chickened out on that. Oh well.

The other guy was like a fucking dream he was so good. Decent looking guy, had his own place, decent sized cock. I went over there buzzed the first time. He deepthroated me and took all 8.5" as hard as I could pound it up his ass and then swallowed my load. The second time we met was a good repeat except that I fucked his ass for about 20 minutes. I came reaally hard that time right down his throat.

I miss hooking up with him, but haven't gotten any replies since he said he'd love to meet again. I pass his house once in a while and have contemplated knocking on the door, but haven't...yet.
 
Thanks to Craigslist, I've wasted a whole Saturday indoors, and now I know that nobody within a 75-mile radius is willing to play around with a 22 year old thin, shaved, fit bi guy who can host.

"Fuck Craigslist!" I now declare, and so I leave you all with a fair warning about the uselessness of Craigslist's spammy, seedy underbelly. As for me? I've got a date with my dildo.

If you were within a 75 mile radius of me, I would play with you.

I've been posting on CL on and off for a year and had two hookups. One guy was so nervous he couldn't get hard. The other one was just what I was hoping for. He even came back for seconds.

After all this time, I kept the email addresses and compared them to more recent responses. There are a lot of guys who email a good game but turn out to be no-shows; I guess they get their kicks with email. I have them all in my email filter which sends them directly to a folder named "Duds." I also filter the spammers into the "Spam" folder. There are a hell of a lot of both duds and spammers.

Using CL's search function I was able to determine that (at least in my area) there are more bottoms than tops and more eaters than feeders.

In any case, the age range is mainly 18 to 27, not many 28 to 35 guys, plenty of 36 to 60, and nobody over 60.

The point is: craigslist is a crapshoot--with loaded dice.
 
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