A little background - I'm 22, male, and recently discovered some kind of personal bi side. Normally very cautious, I made the happy mistake of buying a realistic dildo online and adding it to my masturbation, the pleasure of which led up to the last 12 hours. Let me explain:
I've been on Craigslist since at least 3 AM today. First, I tried to find a M/F couple - I ended up in touch with a 40-something D/s married couple seeking a young submissive for oral, anal, discipline, and light bondage.
"Hey, these folks sound amazing," I thought as we traded pics and I dealt with his/her one-sentence replies. I tried to keep a level head, I really did - but before too long, this new toy of mine was pushing its way into my ass (and I'm really too tight for this, guys.) We traded some more pics and I talked their ears (eyes?) off with my ultra-horny jibber-jabber.
I tried to stay cool as their replies dropped off, presumably so they could get an S&M power nap, or whatever mysterious dom/sub couples do when they're not viciously arousing young bi guys. Soon, I was left to my own devices, a straight guy with a serious anal kink lying on a bed with a 7" lifelike Cyberskin cock in my ass. I wrote up a neat little short story to express my arousal and frustration, and it wasn't too long before one of our very own male Literotica members seized on the opportunity to become my bona-fide, USDA-certified very first gay cyber partner.
Imagine if you will - here I am, 99.9% straight, and in the course of a few hours I've let my arousal completely run me over. I toyed my ass and loved it, I half-cybered with a complete stranger, and I sent pics of my FACE to a couple in BFE-somewhere or another. It'd be enough if the story ended there, unfortunately, when it rains it so often pours.
Following that early AM encounter, I hopped in the bathtub and shaved every bit of hair between the bottom of my happy trail and the very back-back part of my anus. Bear in mind, I still hadn't had an orgasm, and I'd been slowly building myself up for something like three and a half hours. When I found myself putting the razor down every few minutes to check my email, I knew I was so screwed. There in the bathtub, I decided to give in for one waking day, or something like that; I happily raised up out of the water and slid this 7" monstrosity of a dildo right back in my newly smooth ass.
Back to Craigslist - I got out of the tub, walked right back into my bedroom, and found an email waiting from that same couple I'd been talking to hours before. (Do these people sleep in shifts, or what?) Unable to keep my hands off of my smooth and clean bits, I pretty much did all of the work for them and fell right into their shady S&M trap. "We want to use you tonight" they said, "as long as you suck a cock today and send us a picture."
This, ladies and gentlemen, was around 9:30 AM. It's now 5:05 PM. Not only have I STILL not had an orgasm, I've been reduced to posting ads on Craigslist looking for a young bi or gay guy - any young bi or gay guy, just so I can send a picture to this mysterious couple and be drawn into their web of pleasure and "light pain."
What the hell am I doing?
Thanks to Craigslist, I've wasted a whole Saturday indoors, and now I know that nobody within a 75-mile radius is willing to play around with a 22 year old thin, shaved, fit bi guy who can host.
"Fuck Craigslist!" I now declare, and so I leave you all with a fair warning about the uselessness of Craigslist's spammy, seedy underbelly. As for me? I've got a date with my dildo.
I've been on Craigslist since at least 3 AM today. First, I tried to find a M/F couple - I ended up in touch with a 40-something D/s married couple seeking a young submissive for oral, anal, discipline, and light bondage.
"Hey, these folks sound amazing," I thought as we traded pics and I dealt with his/her one-sentence replies. I tried to keep a level head, I really did - but before too long, this new toy of mine was pushing its way into my ass (and I'm really too tight for this, guys.) We traded some more pics and I talked their ears (eyes?) off with my ultra-horny jibber-jabber.
I tried to stay cool as their replies dropped off, presumably so they could get an S&M power nap, or whatever mysterious dom/sub couples do when they're not viciously arousing young bi guys. Soon, I was left to my own devices, a straight guy with a serious anal kink lying on a bed with a 7" lifelike Cyberskin cock in my ass. I wrote up a neat little short story to express my arousal and frustration, and it wasn't too long before one of our very own male Literotica members seized on the opportunity to become my bona-fide, USDA-certified very first gay cyber partner.
Imagine if you will - here I am, 99.9% straight, and in the course of a few hours I've let my arousal completely run me over. I toyed my ass and loved it, I half-cybered with a complete stranger, and I sent pics of my FACE to a couple in BFE-somewhere or another. It'd be enough if the story ended there, unfortunately, when it rains it so often pours.
Following that early AM encounter, I hopped in the bathtub and shaved every bit of hair between the bottom of my happy trail and the very back-back part of my anus. Bear in mind, I still hadn't had an orgasm, and I'd been slowly building myself up for something like three and a half hours. When I found myself putting the razor down every few minutes to check my email, I knew I was so screwed. There in the bathtub, I decided to give in for one waking day, or something like that; I happily raised up out of the water and slid this 7" monstrosity of a dildo right back in my newly smooth ass.
Back to Craigslist - I got out of the tub, walked right back into my bedroom, and found an email waiting from that same couple I'd been talking to hours before. (Do these people sleep in shifts, or what?) Unable to keep my hands off of my smooth and clean bits, I pretty much did all of the work for them and fell right into their shady S&M trap. "We want to use you tonight" they said, "as long as you suck a cock today and send us a picture."
This, ladies and gentlemen, was around 9:30 AM. It's now 5:05 PM. Not only have I STILL not had an orgasm, I've been reduced to posting ads on Craigslist looking for a young bi or gay guy - any young bi or gay guy, just so I can send a picture to this mysterious couple and be drawn into their web of pleasure and "light pain."
What the hell am I doing?
Thanks to Craigslist, I've wasted a whole Saturday indoors, and now I know that nobody within a 75-mile radius is willing to play around with a 22 year old thin, shaved, fit bi guy who can host.
"Fuck Craigslist!" I now declare, and so I leave you all with a fair warning about the uselessness of Craigslist's spammy, seedy underbelly. As for me? I've got a date with my dildo.
