Why I am Now a Feminist

[Chris_Michael]

I just read something from back in June 2016 on NBC news. I can't believe this. The pay gap is ridiculous. Those graphs are just unbelievable. I can now empathize with women in the work force because on average, Asian men make $2 more an hour than white men. Let me tell you how much it stung when I realized that. I feel violated, humiliated, and oppressed.

I mean, think about it. I expected these ching chong ding dong people to come into our country making minimum wage. What is this bullshit where they are making more than us? They certainly aren't smarter than us! Yeah, maybe they can easily make an A in Calculus 2 and I dropped that class in the first week, but I still can do Calc 1, which is like... almost as hard. When I took Calc 2, I had to take care of some personal family life stuff, so it doesn't count. That's not the point.

They also don't play videogames better than us yet every single goddamn year, League of Legends rigs the system for Koreans to win. SKT has won 3 years in a row now. Like, WTF IS THIS SHIT?!

So now that I can feel women's pain, I need you ladies to step it up. You need to apply for those STEM fields or else you're part of the problem. I've done my part. As much as you guys haaaaaaaaaaaaaate it, my name technically ends with a bunch of letters that make me a doctor of a professional field. I know I know, it sucks for you guys. Don't worry, I fucking hate my career. It sucks balls. I wish I failed out to become a nurse like those other pharmacy students.

ANYWAY, this isn't about me. I'm all for women's pay. This twenty cents on the dollar bullshit is about to change, because we're going to lift these women up into the STEM fields and take them away from their babies and baby daddies... because who gets married anymore? ....probably for the best. When gay people started getting married, straight people stopped getting married. Because we aint about that life, yo. We aint like y'all gay people, suckin dicks... except for special occasions like when I was younger. BUT THAT IS NO LONGER!

A toast to feminism. Oh, and free the titties. OH! And I'm a fatass so FAT ACCEPTANCE! You had better accept my fatass and my clogged arteries, you bigots. I'm beautiful, and I'm amazing okay.

I'm an SJW. Officially.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-a...rsists-asian-american-men-top-average-n602076

 

[dan_c00000]

You sound a bit like this dude who used to be on here complaining about how "evil" women had murder his family or something. Anyway, he was a real MRA and he had no friends. I wouldn't go down that path.

 

[handysr]

That can't be!

I mean, around WW2, Americans imprisioned anyone that looked remotely Asian. How could they take the top wage spots within such a short amount of time? The US was even engaged in open world-wide war against Asian nations for quite some time.

Even before the founding of the U.S.A., the Irish and Scottish were the original slaves in that country. From then through the early 1900's, the Irish encountered racism, especially in the NE area (the original colonies), just like the Native Indians. It's taken so many generations for those white people to get the top wages, but then they are eclipsed by Asian people so soon. How is that possible?

The pretend wage gap between men and women has been disproven many times over, regardless of the people who ignore those studies. I think it's high time that white males push harder to take back this title of having the highest average wages instead of "any person" that puts in the time and effort to educate themselves and work hard for that paycheck. This whole "be smart" and "work hard" thing is silly, just give more pay to people because of the color of their skin, won't you?