Why Facials?

I read somewhere that people who have more orgasms during their life apparantly age more slowly. Can't remember where though.
 
Texguy84 said:
I read somewhere that people who have more orgasms during their life apparantly age more slowly. Can't remember where though.

lol

i'm never going to look at laugh-lines the same way again!

:D
 
I need batteries. ::sigh:: Of course I could always take a shower, or old faithful left hand, but I got a vibe that I haven't been able to fully break in yet... and I have no batteries... this upsets me. A frown for today.
 
BlueSugar said:
I need batteries. ::sigh:: Of course I could always take a shower, or old faithful left hand, but I got a vibe that I haven't been able to fully break in yet... and I have no batteries... this upsets me. A frown for today.

*grin*

here in oz, i have managed to find the BEST batteries!

they come in packs of 40, and they just keep going and going and going....
 
hehe we have a Costco too... back of 40,60,80 batteries... $15-20... I jsut haven't had the time, and forget sometimes during the day. When i get home, relax unwind, take a shower, retreat to Lit later on in the eve... get horny or just want to masturbate... decide on method... you know the deal lol. Its just upsetting that I don't have the option of battery operated devices, I don't mind, I just like having options and variety. :)
 
BlueSugar said:
hehe we have a Costco too... back of 40,60,80 batteries... $15-20... I jsut haven't had the time, and forget sometimes during the day. When i get home, relax unwind, take a shower, retreat to Lit later on in the eve... get horny or just want to masturbate... decide on method... you know the deal lol. Its just upsetting that I don't have the option of battery operated devices, I don't mind, I just like having options and variety. :)

:p

i have been known to raid the digicam rechargeables.........

:cool:
 
BlueSugar said:
oh yeah.. and the facial thing...right.. haha..

dominance/submissive thing definetly.
Territory and claiming "this land..." ((thinking of eddie izzard now haha... do you have a flag..?!))
texture, feel, prize at the end, pleasure release that you worked towards, the lust ... this is the moment you built up to... by now you're both so up there and out there and totally far gone and in the mood, saying/hearing things maybe possibly you don't think you would have said when the session first started...


LOL...Love Eddie Izzard....

Oh and when you are having your balls sucked.....where else are you going to cum but right on her face...:p
 
SavageGenius said:

Oh and when you are having your balls sucked.....where else are you going to cum but right on her face...:p

"ooooops... sorry, darling. I just couldn't hold it back anymore....

-em..what? Why I jerk my cock and aim it at you? ...em......give me a minute, I can explain this...."


:D
 
hmmmm facials, why,,

It reminds us of good porn movies
It reminds us of bad pron movies
It is fun to try and aim when your brain is that far shut down
Cause good girls won't let us,, until after a few drinks
That feeling of power
To help with dry skin
Doing our part to help prevent dehydration
Cause it would be silly to do it on the back of her head

hehehehehehehehehehe

Carnus
 
yeah, i switched the batteries into the remotes about 3 weeks ago.. hehe.. i literally have no batteries to substitue. I love this trick.

hehe i love eddie izzard
 
BlueSugar said:
heh, who hasn't had sex to feel human at some point... and who hasn't had unprotected sex and prefer it? I don't know anyone.

I'm more careful and count and cross my fingers, bc I don't agree with the pill/shot/etc. Too much fine print. So until I'm 100% ready for a more definite posibility for children... we'll just have to keep that on the back burner ;)

I was kidding, no amount of good feeling in the world is worth the risk of a slow & painful death :D
 
Ass_tronaut_T said:
"ooooops... sorry, darling. I just couldn't hold it back anymore....

-em..what? Why I jerk my cock and aim it at you? ...em......give me a minute, I can explain this...."


:D

"ummm...obviously I was so overtaken with the passion that I didn't know where it was aimed..."
 
oh.. I know that... but SUNDAY... i am done visiting home and going back up to where my lover is... SO in response to james g 5 and him saying its been oh too long... i'm saying SUNDAY!! can't wait for Sunday sunday sunday!!
 
BlueSugar said:
oh.. I know that... but SUNDAY... i am done visiting home and going back up to where my lover is... SO in response to james g 5 and him saying its been oh too long... i'm saying SUNDAY!! can't wait for Sunday sunday sunday!!

But of course you are involved with someone...you like Eddie and you quote Empire Records.....Shock me , shock me, shock me with your deviant behavior!
 
BlueSugar said:
I swear.. you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets...

...and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it's probably a good thing you went with that look
 
Carnus, Request

Carnus said:
hmmmm facials, why,,

It reminds us of good porn movies
It reminds us of bad pron movies
It is fun to try and aim when your brain is that far shut down
Cause good girls won't let us,, until after a few drinks
That feeling of power
To help with dry skin
Doing our part to help prevent dehydration
Cause it would be silly to do it on the back of her head

Carnus

Please put this onto laminated, credit-card sized paper. I can need a reminder of the answers.

:catgrin:
 
first posted message

This is my first post and this is about the extent of what my gf would let me photograph. I am just curious as to explore a new outlet of my exhibitionist nature.
 
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