Why Enrique Iglesias Can't Sing

Marxist

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The B-boy skull cap on his head is too tight. It's pushing his lips into his lower stubble.


And someone tell him that distressed jeans are so 1982.

People will buy anything.
 
you know, I've been waiting for someone else to discover this. It's been bothering me for some time now. I think he sucks.
It bothers me that some people get deals because they can carry a note.
hiya Carlton.
 
I'm watching him now Duckbutt. He sounds like Adam Sandler doing a bad Spanish rock star impersonation. Well, not that good, but close.

How goes the banana eating?
 
Marxist said:
I'm watching him now Duckbutt. He sounds like Adam Sandler doing a bad Spanish rock star impersonation. Well, not that good, but close.

How goes the banana eating?
dude, you had to ruin our communion by busting on my boyfriend Adam Sandler.

As for the banana, I think my potassium intake has reached its proper levels. I'm might have to go back to the nipple or the rufflebutt.
 
I want something new. Provocative. Come on, Ducky, I'm counting on it.
 
Marxist said:
I want something new. Provocative. Come on, Ducky, I'm counting on it.

I'm not sure I'll have time before I leave. Lots to do, Carlton.
 
perky_baby said:


I'm not sure I'll have time before I leave. Lots to do, Carlton.

How about a banana sticking out of that infamous duck tush?
 
perky_baby said:


I told you it does! Just put long black hair on her and some big brown eyes and there you go. You can pretend it's me.

Like I haven't...
 
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