Why english sucks ass

Fly_On_Wall

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okay before I go to bed....

and people wonder why it's so hard for me to read and spell

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
 
Fly_On_Wall said:
okay before I go to bed....

and people wonder why it's so hard for me to read and spell

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


You could also have in a similar vein:

22) He complimented her on the fact that her glasses complemented her eyes
 
Fly_On_Wall said:
okay before I go to bed....

and people wonder why it's so hard for me to read and spell

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


You could also have in a similar vein:

22) He complimented her on the fact that her glasses complemented her
 
fooled again by a thread name....

siren's ass kissing post made my pussy twitch momentarily....until i realized it was figurative ass-kissing...

and...you're talking language....not about a person named English sucking ass...

oh well...c'est la vie...
 
Re: fooled again by a thread name....

Ginny said:
siren's ass kissing post made my pussy twitch momentarily....until i realized it was figurative ass-kissing...

and...you're talking language....not about a person named English sucking ass...

oh well...c'est la vie...

do you ever go to work or does your mom bring you peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to the basement?
 
i'm at work now <smiling as i slave away> and way below sea-level, so we don't have basements here for sammich delivery...plus i just like peanut butter..no jelly.....

<tickling unregistered> you witty lil anonymous thang you
 
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