Why does your chest hurt after.....

[Guest]

 

[Ambrosious]

Mine doesn't hurt then...

But my chest does hurt every time I look at the Fantasy Goddess.

 

[Guest]

 

[ShyGuy68]

I need somebody to rub mine.. Any volunteers?

Me pick me, please!!!! *jumping up and down* I promise I have very gentle and soft hands!!

 

[Carl East]

I need somebody to rub mine.. Any volunteers?

You could pick shyguy68 but being an English gentleman, I think you'd find me more suitable. lol

Carl

 

[Merelan]

Maybe she should try you both and let us know who does the better job.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Merelan if she doesn't pick me, do you need to get something massaged??

 

[Xander]

I need somebody to rub mine.. Any volunteers?

You could pick shyguy68 but being an English gentleman, I think you'd find me more suitable. lol

Carl

But I'm closer than the both of you. Pick me pick me!!!

 

[Merelan]

Well, now that you mention it....

 

[Xander]

Come to think of it. I'd offer my services to Merelan as well. I come cheap and satisfaction guarantied or money back

 

[Guest]

 

[Xander]

Gimme a call Lioness and xander Magical Massageing Fingers will be right over.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

puking, throwing up, up chucking, or whatever you call it?

I call it reverse parastalis (sp?)... But, on another note, my chest doesn't hurt afterwards (my throat usually does though). And, my chest tends to hurt when coughing a lot.

 

[Xander]

Hello, Xander's Magical Massage. How may I help you???

 

[Merelan]

'Yes, I need the works, the Grand deluxe treatment please" Hoping no one notices I grabbed the phone from Lioness. But, sigh. She needs him too.
How about we share? Shyguy, Lioness and all. We could have a daisy chain of massages going!!!

 

[OUTSIDER]

I don't mind the chest thing but I hate the shooting pain's down my left arm.

 

[Merelan]

Why do you have shooting pains down your arm? The last time I had those I was having a heart attack.

 

[Guest]

Merelan

 

[OUTSIDER]

It's ok people just a little gallow's humour, altough most of my family rarely make it to their 60's, on the up side none of my family has ever died of cancer cause we all die of a heart failure before we get a chance of getting it.

[Edited by OUTSIDER on 01-15-2001 at 11:25 AM]

 

[Guest]

 

[OUTSIDER]

You have to laugh or else you'd cry, I'm healthy at the moment (if not fit) but I'm painfuly aware that my family all die from heart failure, again on the up side my dad has bucked the trend and had his 76th birthday on the first of January, mind you he has had a three way heart bypass and all his valves replaced he's just waiting for a lube job now.

 

[ShyGuy68]

'Yes, I need the works, the Grand deluxe treatment please" Hoping no one notices I grabbed the phone from Lioness. But, sigh. She needs him too.
How about we share? Shyguy, Lioness and all. We could have a daisy chain of massages going!!!

Hmm Merelan, it looks like I have an opening in May, will that do?? *have rerouted the calls to Xander to my phone*

 

[Merelan]

You are a sneaky devil aren't you? Is a girl quite, quite safe with you?