Why does Madonna keep making movies?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I understand she can't bake, either. Why can't she just make awful cookies at home, and leave the rest of us alone?

 

[DéjàNu]

Have you seen her last movie?




between you are not Danny... I think I know who you are

look here

 

[lost]

I don't know.
Why does she keep talking with that "accent"?

 

[Purple Haze]

She's the new Barbra Streisand,

all intrigue, little substance,

Some people are just famous for being famous,

Like Liz Taylor...

 

[Olivianna]

She does it for the sake of the future cultural historians who will advance and profit by writing tomes about how Madonna, in her music and films, transcended/subverted/manipulated/whatever the dominant social position for women of the late 20th and early 21st century. Harvard graduate students in 100 years will be thanking her as they hang on her every word.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Babs may be a blowhard, but she's talented, and she can act. Gotta give it to her.

 

[glorfindale39]

She is like Nixon, you think he's gone....

G.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

because knuckleheads out in Hollywood keep payin' her to make them...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh. And I'd just like to say that the recentGilligan AVs are very cool.

The rush is one to see who gets to be the Skipper.

 

[sunstruck]

I think you'd look hot in that captin's hat.

 

[Weevil]

Why does she keep making albums either?

But couldn't she have chosen a less talented filmmaker to drag down with her?

 

[Linedrive]

I'll take "actresses who are losing it, when they never really had it" for $ 500 Alex

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I'll take "actresses who are losing it, when they never really had it" for $ 500 Alex

Hers was the first song to contain a rap that reached the top of the charts.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm pretty sure that was Blondie.

Rapture by Blondie

Toe to toe, dancing very close.
Body breathing almost comatose.
Wall to wall, people hypnotized.
And they're stepping lightly.
Hang each night, in rapture.
Back to back, sacroiliac.
Spineless movement and a wild attack.
Face to face, sightless solitude.
And it's finger popping.
Twenty four hour shopping in rapture.
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly.
D.J. spinning, I said, "My, My."
Flash is fast, flash is cool.
Francois, c'est pas flashe non due.
And you don't stop, sure shot.
Go out to the parking lot.
And you get in your car and drive real far.
And you drive all night and then you see a light.
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground.
And out comes the man from Mars.
And you try to run but he's got a gun.
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head.
And then you're in the man from Mars.
You go out at night eating cars.
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too.
Mercurys and Subaru.
And you don't stop.
You keep on eating cars.
Then when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet.
Face to face.
Dance cheek to cheek.
One to one.
Man to man.
Dance toe to toe.
Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars.
He's eating bars.
Yeah, wall to wall.
Door to door.
Hall to hall.
He's gonna eat 'em all.
Rapture.
Be pure.
Take a tour through the sewer.
Don't strain your brain.
Paint a train.
You'll be singing in the rain.
Said don't stop to the punk rock.
Well now you see what you wanna be.
Just have your party on T.V.
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the T.V's on.
And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with the
human race.
And you hip hop.
And you don't stop.
Just blast off, sure shot.
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eating cars
And eating bars
And now he only eats guitars.
Get up!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Does no one want to be Thurston Howell III? He had the coin, baby.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Sorry, you did not phrase you answer in the form of a question...but damn good trivia knowledge!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What do you mean trivia? Isn't this on SATs now?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Of course not silly. The kids today think Rap started with Vanilla Ice. Hell Run DMC dont even get props these days.

 

[sunstruck]

No, just the LSAT's. Lawyers are so Hollywood.

 

[Starfish]

"Why does Madonna keep making movies?"

Yeah good point, she should really stick to writing photo journals.

 

[BgMma]

I understand she can't bake, either. Why can't she just make awful cookies at home, and leave the rest of us alone?

Because most idiots have no idea what real theatre or acting is. Did you notice how popular Another Friday was? Enough said.

 

[Guest]

because someone....somewhere...will watch them.

 

[Linedrive]

If you vogue...they will come

 

[LadyG]

Ice Ice Baby! And Run DMC did revive Aerosmiths' career

I'm old. Dammit.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Ice Ice Baby! And Run DMC did revive Aerosmiths' career

I'm old. Dammit.

heh, I have Ice Ice Baby on cd and Run DMC on cassette (I just loved that song Dumb Girl!). I'm not just old, I am tasteless to boot.