Why do you masturbate?

Why do you masturbate?

  • Sexual satisfaction

    Votes: 225 71.7%
  • Boredom, kill time

    Votes: 77 24.5%
  • To get sleep

    Votes: 71 22.6%
  • Relax, release tension

    Votes: 150 47.8%
  • To please someone else

    Votes: 43 13.7%
  • Why not?

    Votes: 132 42.0%

  • Total voters
    314
I do "it" cuz I don't get enough from the wife. I could have sex EVERYDAY...
Plus it does help with stress, and to fall asleep.
 
While I wouldn't mind if it were to relieve stress or fall asleep, it wouldn't be the truth...simply for the pleasure and to relieve sexual tension.

ilikeemboth2 said:
I do "it" cuz I don't get enough from the wife. I could have sex EVERYDAY...
Same here. When exactly is the urge suppose to wane? No complaints, though.
 
M's girl said:
Yeah, but still.... I mean... you just start out of the blue because you can? :D
There's that, but I really need a little more REASON than that to start churning butter. Just jerkin' the baloney cuz it's there doesn't do much. Whether having sex with someone else or by myself, I wanna FEEL that shit, you know?

It's like the difference between eating plain pasta and pasta with a rich, savory sauce on it. Which plate would you remember? Horniness, desire, the escape into fantasy, along with the need to wanna feel orgasm, is like that special sauce which makes masturbation feel verrrrrrrrrrrry good.

To do it because my cock is just dangling there is like...disrespecting the gift of self-pleasure from the gods!
 
I don't know. I picked the "why not" option and I'm a woman. If your choices are to watch TV or masturbate, I think masturbation is actually better for you. I'm not saying I always make that choice (I do think it's probably the better choice) but I have no problem doing it cause it's there. Why not?
 
tanyachrs said:
I don't know. I picked the "why not" option and I'm a woman. If your choices are to watch TV or masturbate, I think masturbation is actually better for you. I'm not saying I always make that choice (I do think it's probably the better choice) but I have no problem doing it cause it's there. Why not?

hear, hear :catroar:
 
i like doing it because i want to not because i have to,anyway who knows better how to do it xx
 
There's that, but I really need a little more REASON than that to start churning butter. Just jerkin' the baloney cuz it's there doesn't do much.
Thank you.... that is what I mean.
 
you forgot an 'all of the above' option. sometimes I need release...sometimes I'm stressed, sometimes it helps me sleep when i'm 500 miles away from home on business, sometimes I'm just bored cuz the wife is away from home (which often becomes a 'morning and evening jerk off session' every day she's gone)
 
My main reason for masturbating is so that I can bring myself to orgasm without having to worry about the needs of my girlfriend. A bonus feature that comes along with masturbation is that it makes sex better. Masturbation is to sex what sparring is to boxing.
 
Besides all the other reasons, except boredom--I don't get that, I find it's a sweet way to get inside my own head. Criticism and judgment lie relatively quiet when I'm aroused and all the goods come floating to the top.
 
love making the mess and if in the right moment clean it up with well you fill in the answer lol :devil:
 
Sometimes I masturbate to relax and unwind. If I'm under a lot of stress at work, it certainly calms me after having an orgasm or six. Then again, sometimes I just get plain horny and need some form of release :D
 
M's girl said:
Well, yes, why not, but what I mean is with me it's never like "what shall I do, bake a cake, read a book or hey, how about masturbating; that's fun too"..... :D

I need to be horny first, that's what I meant.

Oh. Well, I don't. If I'm not horny now, starting to masturbate will make me horny. That's just how it works.

Definitely put me in the "why not" camp.
 
Is the weirdest answer yet "to help recover from hangover" ? Seriously, having a good fiddle and spurt really makes me feel better. Maybe the endorphin release or something.
 
ilikeemboth2 said:
I do "it" cuz I don't get enough from the wife. I could have sex EVERYDAY...
Plus it does help with stress, and to fall asleep.


I asked this in another thread today.....if you were with a woman that wanted it as often as you do and never said no, would you still masturbate?

I want it EVERYDAY too....every morning, every afternoon, every night, in the middle of the night......the more I get, the more I want. I find it interesting that it helps others fall asleep. I'm normally wound up and ready for another round after a good orgasm, or two, or three......
 
Well id have to agree with alot of you...

It takes away tension and outside distractions....(great depression booster)
 
Yep, echoing the chorus here. All of the above, but primarily:

- Relieve some sexual tension (lack of sex with my W, missing sex with someone else, horny over someone I can't have)

- Distraction from daily problems for a bit

- Indulge in fantasies I don't have the opportunity to live out (ok, I'm a guy, so I'll admit it--I whack off to lesbian porn. My wife has no interest in that kind of thing.)

- Best way I know to have a guaranteed orgasm!

SG
 
1. Because I don't cum with sex.

2. It's incredicbly relaxing.

3. Sometimes it cures a headache. ;)
 
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