Why do we want to see Jesus NAKED?

[BrianCaster]

I googled 'naked jesus' and got innumerable results, images of naked Him and girls too. Go, try yourself. So have this question

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Because he hasn't been seen in these here parts for about 2000 years, so any sighting would lead to some hope and change...

 

[dolf]

I googled 'naked jesus' and got innumerable results, images of naked Him and girls too. Go, try yourself. So have this question

why did YOU google it?

i have never googled naked jesus, so clearly YOU are in a better position to answer the question than the rest of us are.

 

[Aquagal]

Naked Jesus has never even crossed my mind.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Got a rat in your pocket? WE don't wanna see no naked Jesus or naked Hillary or naked Mooochelle.

 

[blackleggings]

Naked Jesus has never even crossed my mind.

Got a rat in your pocket? WE don't wanna see no naked Jesus or naked Hillary or naked Mooochelle.

Yeah, ditto.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol.. you're nuts

 

[Byron In Exile]

Maybe because that's how victims were crucified.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I would rather gaze upon HIS noodly appendage

 

[MatthewVett]

What's wrong with nudity, that you're so opposed to seeing it? Jesus had a penis. So do three billion other people.

 

[islandman]

I googled 'naked jesus' and got innumerable results, images of naked Him and girls too. Go, try yourself. So have this question

Well, you googled it.

So....why did you want to see Jesus naked?

 

[Tryharder62]

Don't say "we". I prefer to see Jesus fully clothed.

 

[Laurel]

'Cause Jesus is an alright guy.

 

[dolf]

i prefer not to see him at all because hallucinating is a bad sign.

 

[BrianCaster]

Thanks to all for the reply

 

[doctor_insanus]

I have no interest in seeing Jesus naked.

His Mom, on the other hand...

 

[thirty]

It leads to another question: how did God have sex?

 

[doctor_insanus]

It leads to another question: how did God have sex?

Doggy style.

 

[KRCummings]

I have no interest in seeing Jesus naked.

His Mom, on the other hand...

I'm not Catholic and so only give some minor credit to Mary and don't believe she is above a little humor but that is just asking for a lightening bolt which of course will come in the form of a heart attack or stroke.
Nice knowing ya.

 

[blackleggings]

It leads to another question: how did God have sex?

Through golden showers, just ask Danaë.

 

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[doctor_insanus]

I'm not Catholic and so only give some minor credit to Mary and don't believe she is above a little humor but that is just asking for a lightening bolt which of course will come in the form of a heart attack or stroke.
Nice knowing ya.

I regret nothing.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I have no interest in seeing Jesus naked.

His Mom, on the other hand...

hahah!

 

[bronzeage]

Don't say "we". I prefer to see Jesus fully clothed.

Jesus was a working class guy, a carpenter, so he was probably lean and buff.
It's certain he was circumcised, so that's a plus. What's not to like?

 

[KRCummings]

Jesus was a working class guy, a carpenter, so he was probably lean and buff.
It's certain he was circumcised, so that's a plus. What's not to like?

He ate a lot of bread and fish so he was probably pretty healthy. Of course He also liked the wine.