Why do we love forum member tryharder62?

[KarlC]

Why are you asking me that question now?

I have to be on the Today Show in twenty minutes.

Anyway, the question should be, "Why do we love Richard Simmons?"

 

[KarlC]

 

[KarlC]

Call me at the Maui Hilton in ten minutes.

I will give you the answer then.

 

[Tryharder62]

She kind of grew on me. It took 46 years!

 

[AuntNelda]

Hey Beavis, why do you like forum member tryharder62?

"She reminds me of Nayda Suleman."

 

[KarlC]

Let's take a vote...

Who do you think has the most children?

Tryharder62 or Nayda Suleman?

"I think tryharder62 runs an orphanage, so she has the most."

That wasn't funny!

Who is the wise guy that said that?

"I didn't mean to be funny. Tryharder62 embraces new members and encourages them to belong to the family. The elders of this forum are set in their ways and don't like new people. Tryharder62 loves everybody and we love her."

Okay, now let's get back in our cars and proceed to Santa Rosita in an orderly fashion.

 

[Bert Notorius]

when she's posting, shagly isn't.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Because she is real.

and if not the joke is on me

 

[dirtwrench]

She is just a sweetheart in a room full of assholes. Can't help it, gotta love her. If for no other reason than the idea of dominating her and using her as my personal fucktoy. Oh damn, I said that out loud...

 

[KarlC]

Give Miss Tryharder anything she wants and I will pay for it.

"People in this from are really nice. How much do these shoes cost?"

Saleswoman inside store replies, "Don't you wear anything except boots and shoes? Wait a minute, I read the earlier post and they said that you are a really nice person. Please excuse me. The shoes are 1/2 off the regular price, but I am not going to help you try them on."

 

[Adre]

She has a shapely butt and a good soul.

 

[KarlC]

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[Spontaneous1]

i love her..

 

[Tryharder62]

Give Miss Tryharder anything she wants and I will pay for it.

"People in this from are really nice. How much do these shoes cost?"

Saleswoman inside store replies, "Don't you wear anything except boots and shoes? Wait a minute, I read the earlier post and they said that you are a really nice person. Please excuse me. The shoes are 1/2 off the regular price, but I am not going to help you try them on."

DEFINATELY NOT TRYHARDER62...

 

[HAL_9000]

DEFINATELY NOT TRYHARDER62...

What?

Just the pubic tattoo?

 

[Tryharder62]

Nope, Just a little bit of hair down there.

 

[HAL_9000]

Nope, Just a little bit of hair down there.

Landing strip?

Or just nicely trimmed?

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't have much but it is cared for!

 

[AuntNelda]

Nope, Just a little bit of hair down there.

Anyway, I am going to the monthly trailer park meeting.

There are alway complaints against me and I have to address them.

 

[Tryharder62]

If you changed everything about her that lady looks just like me!

 

[run_silent]

Why are you asking me that question now?

I have to be on the Today Show in twenty minutes.

Anyway, the question should be, "Why do we love Richard Simmons?"

Hmmm. Why does KarlC love Richard Simmons. It's ok. We understand.

Try not to displace your fear of loving Richard on Tryharder. You are gay and we all respect you for that. Ignore what your parents said when they kicked you out of the house. You are a good man and we all know that.

 

[HankSlocum]

She is an enigma.