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Is it because of Lincoln or is it because of Sarah?
Did we need excuses to celebrate more holidays?
Did we need excuses to celebrate more holidays?
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Is it because of Lincoln or is it because of Sarah?
Did we need excuses to celebrate more holidays?
Are you being rhetorical
Because nobody likes to eat like an American. Other countries have their own Thanksgivings but they pale in comparison to the gluttony of the USA. We're pigs.
That being said, it's actually a nice holiday. Football, food, family. It's all anyone needs.
Because it's the day the pilgrims and the native americans set aside their differences and celebrated and ate together! ... Until the pilgrims killed most of them and took their land and gave them malaria and all those other things... But it's only the one day that counted.
Malaria? Didn't North America have mosquitoes before the Europeans came over?
It was some disease. Smallpox maybe? That sounds more legit.
I failed american history.
Fox news had a segment today where one viewer answered that the Pilgrims came to America in 1492 on the Santa Maria, Nina and the Pinta!
It's not a federal law that you must celebrate. That's coming later.
I do not celebrate it in the traditional manner, but rather I go out and spread assorted diseases among the local population in order that they might die off quickly, allowing me to get their land at lower prices. This year it's botulism that I'm spreading, as I'm all out of smallpox and plague.
Lets re-cycle Thanksgiving for our Muslim folks, maybe celebrate 9/11 as Allah Akbar Day. Then we need a day for the wetbacks.
First thing you know government workers wont need to go to work at all.