Why do they call it rush hour when no one moves?

[Guest]

Why do we PARK on a driveway and DRIVE on a parkway?

Why can't it be a drive through instead of a drive-thru?

Why can't one be buy-sexual?

Why can't one be try-sexual?

Why is sex with animals wrong when humans are animals too?

Why, in the 21st Century, must people act like they are still in the stone ages?

Why do people insist on believing that incest and molestation are the same things?

(Just a lil' SNL "Deep Thoughts: by Jack Handy" sort of thing! )

 

[forgetunome]

Hmmmm...

Philisophical...eh, Tiggs. Me thinks you were watching the snowflakes just a little too long...and got mesmerized!

Why do they call bathrooms in public places restrooms...when noone is resting when you go in there....why aren't they called reliefrooms?

 

[Guest]

Hell, why are the PUBLIC restrooms called BATHrooms? I've never seen a tub in them before.

 

[Latina]

Why do houses burn DOWN but cars burn UP?

-- Latina

 

[roosterboy]

If your left handed can you ever be in the right state of mind?

hhhhhmmmmmmmmm

 

[Guest]

If your left handed can you ever be in the right state of mind?

hhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Actually, seriously, yes.

 

[Miss_E]

Why Hemeroids, shouldn't they be called Assteroids?
(A little spelling license here )

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